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Beneath it all I wish everyone would stop worrying about who is gay, who is straight, who is bisexual. Why must we define people by their sexuality? Why does Billy need to be gay Billy? Why does Sally need to be lesbian Sally? Why does Eric need to be Bi Eric? Why can't they just be Billy, Sally and Eric? Society groups people into classes to feel stability and safety. In doing so they break the hearts and souls of people like myself who don't fit into either class.
Diphallic Dude (Double Header: My Life with Two Penises)
Phrases and images from the game filtered through his head... hitting the sweet spot, working the rosin bag, over the bat, going deep, in the hole, double header, baseball was a filthy, dirty sport!
J.D. Ruskin (When One Door Opens)
A few things happened all at once. A few gasps came out of the group, my mother threw a sheet over my lap and proceeded to shove the group out of the room. I
Diphallic Dude (Double Header: My Life with Two Penises)
remember is her slapping him in the face while telling him "My son is not a freak show!
Diphallic Dude (Double Header: My Life with Two Penises)
A 2 liter soda bottle is my best friend.
Diphallic Dude (Double Header: My Life with Two Penises)
The best way to put it, is as follows:     With girls:     "You don't have to touch them, it's cool."     With guys:     "TOUCH THEM! SUCK THEM! You KNOW you want to!
Diphallic Dude (Double Header: My Life with Two Penises)
    Some how I convinced myself that having one cut off would make everything better. What had made me special, made me miserable. I couldn't prove the bullies wrong. I went from being "cool" during the first week. When my buddy tried to save me from persecution we became "faggots." It went from being the cool taboo dude with two dicks, to the queer with two dicks.
Diphallic Dude (Double Header: My Life with Two Penises)
    "I know why you want this. I really do. But even if you do, you'll still be the guy they make fun of. You'll still be the gay guy who might or might not have had two dicks.
Diphallic Dude (Double Header: My Life with Two Penises)
    "Don't let the bastards get you down. You've got one up on all of them. To hell with the jealous fucks."     When I told him that they said I was gay he laughed and said something else amazing.     "What does that matter? If you are, you are, if you aren't you aren't. You're still my boy and whatever or whoever you like doesn't matter. I don't think you even know what you like yet. So don't let that bother you either. Your mother and I love you no matter what. Ignore those bastards.
Diphallic Dude (Double Header: My Life with Two Penises)
can see why other guys and girls at that age would think about suicide. Don't do it. The people causing you that pain aren't worth your life, your soul and immortality. Yeah, I'm Christian and I believe there's more beyond death. You don't have to believe that, it's your choice. But what if there is? Suicide is just going to close that door forever. Anyway, I'll move on from religion. It's not popular and it's because of the people who follow it, not the message under it all; which is love.     Just remember, treat everyone the way you want to be treated. Don't bully someone, or give someone grief just because you feel like shit. What hurts you, hurts me, what scars you scars others. Why leave a negative mark on another person? Especially when you can do so much more for them by being kind. It's worth thinking about. Just remember, good comes back to you whenever you put it out there. No matter where you send goodness and love, it will find it's way back to you. It may not happen tomorrow and it may not come back from the person or place you sent it. But trust me when I tell you, it comes back to you.
Diphallic Dude (Double Header: My Life with Two Penises)
With girls:     "You don't have to touch them, it's cool."     With guys:     "TOUCH THEM! SUCK THEM! You KNOW you want to!
Diphallic Dude (Double Header: My Life with Two Penises)
imagine a world, however, where coin tosses could not be repeated and there was no way of knowing weather a particular coin toss involved either a scrupulously fair coin, or one that was double-header, or double-tailed. this would represent a world that was more than just risky, it would be deeply uncertain. imagine that all decisions in this world were governed by this fundamentally uncertain coin tosses, on an entirely random basis. some people may do very well, where as others may fail very badly indeed. both the winners and the losers might then be tempted to form their own narratives to explain their successes and failures, the winners extolling their imaginary skills, the losers blaming the winners for their imaginary exploitation.
Stephen D. King (Grave New World: The End of Globalization, the Return of History)
There are many kinds of windows, but nothing’s better for your fenestration vocabulary than learning the names of the parts of the most common window style — the double-hung. Now you can talk the talk! Let’s start from the top. The header is the top horizontal piece of the frame. The jamb refers to the vertical side pieces of the frame. The sill is the horizontal part at the bottom of the frame. (Looking at the window from outside, you’d see the stool where the sill is, often supported by a small board called an apron.) Now let’s get to the real business of this window. Double-hungs have two moving pieces, called the sash. The piece on top is the upper sash, which can be lowered from its closed position, and on the bottom is the lower sash, which can be raised. The rails are the horizontal part of the sash frame and the stiles are the vertical parts. The sash, upper and lower, hold the glass portion of the window. A single piece of glass is called a pane. A sash can have one or more panes; the dividers between the panes are called muntins. On both vertical sides of the sash are channels, which guide the sash up or down in a straight line. The small molding piece that runs up the front, at the sides of the lower sash is called the inside stop, which keeps the sash running smoothly in its channel. The sashes lock together by means of a two-piece latch, positioned atop the upper rail of the lower sash, and the bottom rail of the upper sash. If your windows look like double-hungs, but the upper sash doesn’t move, these are called single-hung windows.
Judy Ostrow