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He flops a book on the table and says, “This book was pure crap.” “What?” Bram reaches across the table and gobbles up the novel to his chest. “How can you say that?” “The girl never gets pregnant despite Lord Frederick forgetting to pull out multiple times? Come on, they were fertile myrtles back then. There’s no way, especially since she already had two kids with another man.” Roark shakes his head. “Terrible story.” “You’re mad about Carissa not getting pregnant? Maybe she wasn’t ovulating. Ever think about that?” Bram argues. “Did you even read the story? The passion between them but the class difference. It’s a forbidden love.” “It was crap.” He points at the book. “Don’t suggest crap like that again. I like that good medieval porn that makes sense. Not this bullshit.” Bram turns toward me and asks, “You liked it, didn’t you?” I waver my hand. “Normally I like your suggestions, but this was a total DNF. Sorry, dude.
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