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and I’ll never know what it was like to try to find a book title without the ease of a Google search, to check out items with due date slips and stamps, or to convert the physical card catalog to a computer database.
William Ottens (Librarian Tales: Funny, Strange, and Inspiring Dispatches from the Stacks)
pivoted the results on our Criminal Records Bureau and National Insurance database mirrors to get the place of work for everyone who’s on the books, and the pre-processor is turning that into grid reference data so we can plot them on a map or query for areas where the rate of that’s funny . . .
Charles Stross (The Rhesus Chart (Laundry Files, #5))