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He says, "It's just a hat." But it's not just a hat. It makes Jess think of racism and hatred and systemic inequality, and the Ku Klux Klan, and plantation-wedding Pinterest boards, and lynchings, and George Zimmerman, and the Central Park Five, and redlining, and gerrymandering and the Southern strategy, and decades of propaganda and Fox News and conservative radio, and rabid evangelicals, and rape and pillage and plunder and plutocracy and money in politics and the dumbing down of civil discourse and domestic terrorism and white nationalists and school shootings and the growing fear of a nonwhite, non-English-speaking majority and the slow death of the social safety net and conspiracy theory culture and the white working class and social atomism and reality television and fake news and the prison-industrial complex and celebrity culture and the girl in fourth grade who told Jess that since she--Jess--was "naturally unclean" she couldn't come over for birthday cake, and executive compensation, and mediocre white men, and the guy in college who sent around an article about how people who listen to Radiohead are smarter than people who listen to Missy Elliott and when Jess said "That's racist" he said "No,it's not," and of bigotry and small pox blankets and gross guys grabbing your butt on the subway, and slave auctions and Confederate monuments and Jim Crow and fire hoses and separate but equal and racist jokes that aren't funny and internet trolls and incels and golf courses that ban women and voter suppression and police brutality and crony capitalism and corporate corruption and innocent children, so many innocent children, and the Tea Party and Sarah Palin and birthers and flat-earthers and states' rights and disgusting porn and the prosperity gospel and the drunk football fans who made monkey sounds at Jess outside Memorial Stadium, even though it was her thirteenth birthday, and Josh--now it makes her think of Josh.
Cecilia Rabess (Everything's Fine)
She was the first close friend who I felt like I’d re­ally cho­sen. We weren’t in each other’s lives be­cause of any obli­ga­tion to the past or con­ve­nience of the present. We had no shared his­tory and we had no rea­son to spend all our time to­ gether. But we did. Our friend­ship in­ten­si­fied as all our friends had chil­dren – she, like me, was un­con­vinced about hav­ing kids. And she, like me, found her­self in a re­la­tion­ship in her early thir­ties where they weren’t specif­i­cally work­ing to­wards start­ing a fam­ily. By the time I was thirty-four, Sarah was my only good friend who hadn’t had a baby. Ev­ery time there was an­other preg­nancy an­nounce­ment from a friend, I’d just text the words ‘And an­other one!’ and she’d know what I meant. She be­came the per­son I spent most of my free time with other than Andy, be­cause she was the only friend who had any free time. She could meet me for a drink with­out plan­ning it a month in ad­vance. Our friend­ship made me feel lib­er­ated as well as safe. I looked at her life choices with no sym­pa­thy or con­cern for her. If I could ad­mire her de­ci­sion to re­main child-free, I felt en­cour­aged to ad­mire my own. She made me feel nor­mal. As long as I had our friend­ship, I wasn’t alone and I had rea­son to be­lieve I was on the right track. We ar­ranged to meet for din­ner in Soho af­ter work on a Fri­day. The waiter took our drinks or­der and I asked for our usual – two Dirty Vodka Mar­ti­nis. ‘Er, not for me,’ she said. ‘A sparkling wa­ter, thank you.’ I was ready to make a joke about her un­char­ac­ter­is­tic ab­sti­nence, which she sensed, so as soon as the waiter left she said: ‘I’m preg­nant.’ I didn’t know what to say. I can’t imag­ine the ex­pres­sion on my face was par­tic­u­larly en­thu­si­as­tic, but I couldn’t help it – I was shocked and felt an un­war­ranted but in­tense sense of be­trayal. In a de­layed re­ac­tion, I stood up and went to her side of the ta­ble to hug her, un­able to find words of con­grat­u­la­tions. I asked what had made her change her mind and she spoke in va­garies about it ‘just be­ing the right time’ and wouldn’t elab­o­rate any fur­ther and give me an an­swer. And I needed an an­swer. I needed an an­swer more than any­thing that night. I needed to know whether she’d had a re­al­iza­tion that I hadn’t and, if so, I wanted to know how to get it. When I woke up the next day, I re­al­ized the feel­ing I was ex­pe­ri­enc­ing was not anger or jeal­ousy or bit­ter­ness – it was grief. I had no one left. They’d all gone. Of course, they hadn’t re­ally gone, they were still my friends and I still loved them. But huge parts of them had dis­ap­peared and there was noth­ing they could do to change that. Un­less I joined them in their spa­ces, on their sched­ules, with their fam­i­lies, I would barely see them. And I started dream­ing of an­other life, one com­pletely re­moved from all of it. No more chil­dren’s birth­day par­ties, no more chris­ten­ings, no more bar­be­cues in the sub­urbs. A life I hadn’t ever se­ri­ously con­tem­plated be­fore. I started dream­ing of what it would be like to start all over again. Be­cause as long as I was here in the only Lon­don I knew – mid­dle-class Lon­don, cor­po­rate Lon­don, mid-thir­ties Lon­don, mar­ried Lon­don – I was in their world. And I knew there was a whole other world out there.
Dolly Alderton (Good Material)
In the future that globalists and feminists have imagined, for most of us there will only be more clerkdom and masturbation. There will only be more apologizing, more submission, more asking for permission to be men. There will only be more examinations, more certifications, mandatory prerequisites, screening processes, background checks, personality tests, and politicized diagnoses. There will only be more medication. There will be more presenting the secretary with a cup of your own warm urine. There will be mandatory morning stretches and video safety presentations and sign-off sheets for your file. There will be more helmets and goggles and harnesses and bright orange vests with reflective tape. There can only be more counseling and sensitivity training. There will be more administrative hoops to jump through to start your own business and keep it running. There will be more mandatory insurance policies. There will definitely be more taxes. There will probably be more Byzantine sexual harassment laws and corporate policies and more ways for women and protected identity groups to accuse you of misconduct. There will be more micro-managed living, pettier regulations, heavier fines, and harsher penalties. There will be more ways to run afoul of the law and more ways for society to maintain its pleasant illusions by sweeping you under the rug. In 2009 there were almost five times more men either on parole or serving prison terms in the United States than were actively serving in all of the armed forces.[64] If you’re a good boy and you follow the rules, if you learn how to speak passively and inoffensively, if you can convince some other poor sleepwalking sap that you are possessed with an almost unhealthy desire to provide outstanding customer service or increase operational efficiency through the improvement of internal processes and effective organizational communication, if you can say stupid shit like that without laughing, if your record checks out and your pee smells right—you can get yourself a J-O-B. Maybe you can be the guy who administers the test or authorizes the insurance policy. Maybe you can be the guy who helps make some soulless global corporation a little more money. Maybe you can get a pat on the head for coming up with the bright idea to put a bunch of other guys out of work and outsource their boring jobs to guys in some other place who are willing to work longer hours for less money. Whatever you do, no matter what people say, no matter how many team-building activities you attend or how many birthday cards you get from someone’s secretary, you will know that you are a completely replaceable unit of labor in the big scheme of things.
Jack Donovan (The Way of Men)
Or consider how we citizens of rich countries obtain our oil and minerals. Teodoro Obiang, the dictator of tiny Equatorial Guinea, sells most of his country’s oil to American corporations, among them Exxon Mobil, Marathon, and Hess. Although his official salary is a modest $60,000, this ruler of a country of 550,000 people is richer than Queen Elizabeth II. He owns six private jets and a $35 million house in Malibu, as well as other houses in Maryland and Cape Town and a fleet of Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Bentleys. Most of the people over whom he rules live in extreme poverty, with a life expectancy of forty-nine and an infant mortality of eighty-seven per one thousand (this means that more than one child in twelve dies before its first birthday).
Peter Singer (The Life You Can Save: How to play your part in ending world poverty)
Spring Of Rhythm is the best event management company from Mumbai.We have the team of Dedicated,Honest,Hard working,Creative and Well Experienced Staff.We have been consistently delevering our best result towards the flawless execution of events.We manage events across in india and abroad.We are here to fulfill your each and every requirement according to your expectation and budget.At Spring Of Rhythm your time and money are important to us and we try to go our extra mile to make you happy and full satisfied.Spring Of Rhythm is proficient in converting spectacular event plans into reality and its unmatched expertise in organizing magnificent event.Our portfolio is the strongest evidence of our capability,dedication and competence in event management.We at Spring Of Rhythm not only sign business deal but also build strong bonds with our clients.We believe that business is all about customer satisfaction and not just a mean of earning money.We as a team pride ourselves with our levels of commitment,dedication and attention to detail,taking great satisfaction with the end result.Spring Of Rhythm has distinguished itself by bringing innotive ideas in event management industry like wedding ceremony,celebrity management,musical nights,ghazal nights,classical nights,corporate events,new year bash,birthday bash,decoration and catering etc
Aman Jha (All About Yoga: Details of yoga with 10 types Of yoga forms and fifteen yoga asana with pictures)
The Wow Factor offers Inflatable rentals, photo booth rentals, event rentals, party rentals and rentals that just add the Wow to any party or event. We have a huge selection of fun rentals to choose from and everything is state inspected and insured. As a party rental company, we bring the Wow to your party. We have something for everyone and can liven up your birthday party, corporate event and work with many schools and churches. The Wow Factor serves all of Chicago and surrounding area.
Wow Factor Chicago
Can you escape? You are given a task to escape a locked room in less than 60 minutes. Our San Ramon escape rooms offer amazing quests to see if you are up for the challenge. Come in for great corporate team-building experience or a birthday party. During this time you will be solving puzzles and discovering clues that will allow you to escape the room. Our San Francisco Bay Area escape rooms are so much fun & we also offer Virtual Reality escape room options at our San Ramon location.
ZScape Games
With the best Trackless Train Rental Houston has to offer, look no further than Spring Party Rentals. This train will be a huge hit at your next birthday party, church function, corporate event, parade, fundraiser or civic event. A is a surefire way to make your next party in Houston, TX and the surrounding areas a huge success. With striking similarities to a real life train, your guests will feel just like they're riding the rails. With 3 cars to hold passengers and an engine in the front.
Trackless Train Rental Houston
You can afford to ride in style! With Our Party Bus In Washington DC, Rental, and photo booth rentals are priced based on competitive rates. Get picked up (or dropped off) in style! We’ll have the necessities and let you unwind while we take you to the Party. Make your trip and events even more memorable with our luxury limousine and party bus vehicles ready to take you and your group anywhere in Washington DC! Darkhorse Limoline Service has been offering top-notch party bus and limousine transportation to various events like weddings, birthdays, corporate events, and proms just to name a few.
Kevin Henry
A Party Solution is a family-owned and operated bounce house and party rental business in Texas. We have been in the industry for over 18 years, starting our company back in 2003. We provide prompt, professional, and courteous service when delivering clean and sanitized equipment to all your party needs - from birthdays to corporate functions.
A Party Solution
At JJ’s Toys & More LLC, we have the largest selection of the latest and greatest bounce house rentals Powder Springs, GA has to offer. We are the birthday rental service for choice for parents across Powder Springs, GA. One of the reasons for this is because we have a wide range of equipment to choose from and they are all priced competitively. In addition to birthday parties, our rental services regularly serve corporate events, family gatherings, church fundraisers, or even school events.
Bounce House Rentals Powder Springs GA
If you need a tent in Staten Island, look no further. Everything Entertainment is synonymous with tenting on the island. Weddings, Picnics, birthdays, store openings, corporate functions. Everything Entertainment has handled it all. Feel secure knowing you have the resources of our warehouse close by as we are based on the island. We have experience in most venues on the island, including the Alice Austen House, Snug Harbor, and Mt. Loretto amongst others.
Party Rentals Staten Island
At 2 Dads Bounce Houses, we are one of Phoenix, Arizona's leading fun and party rental companies. At 2 Dads Bounce Houses, we have got everything party-related. So, whether you are planning an upcoming birthday bash, or a school event for kids under 10, we've got everything you'll need right here. We've also got rentals for those planning corporate events, especially with our large selection of table(s), chairs, and canopies (for outdoor events).
Party Rentlas Phoenix
For the best bounce house rentals Dallas, TX has to offer, look no further than One Big Party Dallas. We have water slides, inflatables & more party rentals. Whether you're having a birthday party in Dallas, a school field day in University Park, a church picnic in Sunnyvale or even a corporate event in Highland Park, we have just the equipment and experience to take your party or event to the next level. For bounce house rentals, water slides and more One Big Party Dallas has you covered.
One Big Party Dallas
You know what this means, right? It means those after-work happy hours or birthday cakes for a colleague are not just awkward ordeals, forced upon us by corporate overlords. They are investments in our future sanity, a way to build up the ratio of positive exchanges to manage the negative ones sure to come.
Amanda Ripley (High Conflict: Why We Get Trapped and How We Get Out)
EZ Bounce is the company of choice in New Hampshire, offering the best selection of bounce houses for backyard birthday parties, school, church, and corporate events. Our party rental service is designed to be flexible enough for any size event. In addition to bounce houses, we are a renowned party rentals service in the greater New Hampshire area for various event rentals like water slides, dunk tanks, obstacle courses, tents, chairs, tables, dance floors, and stages.
EZ Bounce New England
For the best bounce house rentals Jacksonville FL has to offer, look no further than Jax Party Bouncers for water slide rentals and other inflatable rentals. Whether you're having a backyard birthday party, a school field day, a church picnic or a corporate event, we are quickly becoming the #1 event rental company in Jacksonville, Florida. From inflatable moonwalk rentals, dunk tank rentals, tables and chairs and more, make Jax Party Bouncers your first call.
Jax Party Bouncers
Sandi's Moonwalks is a guaranteed hit! We specialize in bounce house rentals and water slide rentals for events such as but not limited to backyard parties, school festivals, birthday parties, church carnivals, high school graduations, Corporate events, and HOA parties. We carry the largest inventory of bounce houses, combo bounce houses, water slides, obstacle courses, inflatable rentals, and more. At Sandi's Moonwalks, we work hard to ensure your party is always a huge hit.
Sandis Moonwalks
ON OCTOBER 28, 2003, a jury of the state supreme court in Manhattan watched a homemade video of the fortieth birthday party that L. Dennis Kozlowski threw for his second wife, Karen. The party, held on the island of Sardinia off the Italian coast, cost more than $2.1 million—or $28,000 per guest. Assistant District Attorney Ken Chalifoux introduced the video into evidence as part of one of the biggest corporate scandal cases ever. Kozlowski, the former CEO of the conglomerate Tyco International, and Mark Swartz, Tyco’s former CFO, were accused of grand larceny and enterprise corruption for allegedly stealing some $600 million from Tyco.1 The birthday celebration included nearly a week’s worth of activities, highlighted by the final poolside bash at the Cala di Volpe hotel.
Charles W. Colson (The Good Life)
Elevate your Cincinnati event with Cincinnati Bounce House Rentals - a top-tier choice for quality inflatable entertainment. From birthday parties to corporate gatherings, our vibrant bounce houses, thrilling water slides, and challenging obstacle courses cater to all ages. Add a nostalgic touch with our concession machines, offering cotton candy and buttered popcorn. We serve Cincinnati and surrounding areas including Anderson Township, Mount Washington, Milford, Loveland, Blue Ash & more.
Cincinnati Bounce House Rentals
Welcome to Golden Jumpers, San Jose's inflatable entertainment experts! Elevate your events with our vibrant bounce houses, thrilling water slides, and more. Whether it's a birthday bash, corporate event, or school celebration, our diverse collection promises joy for all ages. Immerse yourself in a world of color, laughter, and unforgettable moments. At Golden Jumpers, safety and quality are our priorities, ensuring every bounce is worry-free. Book with us for memories that last a lifetime.
Golden Jumpers
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Funtime Inflatable Party Rentals
For the best bounce house rentals and party rentals in New Braunfels & San Marcos, TX, trust the experts at Texas Party Hoppers to provide the fun! If you are planning a birthday party, school field day, church picnic or corporate event, Texas Party Hoppers is your one stop shop for all your party rentals, bounce houses, inflatable water slide rentals, carnival games, concession machines and more. We have the equipment and the experience to create lifelong memories for your guests.
Texas Party Hoppers
Occasionally, individuals would come out with apologies for previous racist behavior, including Jerry Falwell, who apologized for criticizing Martin Luther King Jr.—no matter that Falwell went on to oppose in 1983, along with Senator John McCain, the establishment of King’s birthday as a national holiday. Much in keeping with evangelical theology, racism at that time was not considered a corporate sin—it was an individual sin. Even on that score, not many white evangelicals apologized for the racism that lurked in their hearts. Not until the 1990s did evangelicals begin to consider the possibility of a broader social culture of racism.
Anthea Butler (White Evangelical Racism: The Politics of Morality in America)
For the best bounce house rentals in Minneapolis, St. Paul and surrounding areas in MN, Froggy Hops is your best choice for fun inflatable rentals. No matter what you are planning - a birthday party, a school carnival, or even a corporate event - you will be relieved to have the reliable office staff behind you and delighted to experience the fun and entertaining staff on your super-busy day! But don't mistake them - these are some of the hardest-working people out there!
Froggy Hops
North Mississippi Party rentals proudly serves Corinth, New Albany, Oxford and Tupelo, MS and the surrounding areas. We provide bounce house rentals and more. We also rent water slides, casino gaming tables, tents for events and weddings, table and chair rentals, mechanical bull rentals, fun inflatables, cotton candy machines, concession rentals and more for backyard birthday parties, school functions, church picnics, corporate events and more.
North Mississippi Party Rentals
2 Dads Bounce Houses provides bounce house rentals, water slide rentals, carnival games and more to Phoenix, Peoria, Glendale, Surprise and other areas in AZ. When it comes to the best Phoenix bounce house rentals, you've come to the right place. Here you'll find the best deals on bounce house rentals. Whether you're having a backyard birthday party, a school field day, a church picnic or a corporate event, 2 Dads Bounce Houses has you covered.
2 Dads Bounce Houses
Dizzy Party Rentals provides bounce houses, water slides and inflatables to Denver, Boulder, Greeley, Fort Collins, Longmont, Colorado and surrounding areas. When it comes to throwing the best party look no further than Dizzy Party Rentals. As leading provider of fun inflatable rentals in Denver, Colorado as well as Fort Collins, Greeley, Boulder and more, we help create perfect backyard birthday parties, school functions, corporate events and more.
Dizzy Party Rentals
For the best bounce house rentals St. Louis has to offer, turn to the experts at Jammin Jumpers. We carry fun inflatable rentals like bounce houses and more. We also have a huge selection of inflatable water slides, obstacle courses, carnival games and more. Whether you're having a school event, a church picnic, a corporate event or a backyard birthday party, you can trust that Jammin Jumpers will have just what you're looking for in St. Louis, Belleville, IL and surrounding areas.
Jammin Jumpers
Fun 4 All Party Rentals provides bounce house rentals, water slides and more to Dallas, Fort Worth, Waxahachie, Midlothian, Ennis, & surrounding areas in Texas. We also carry a large assortment of inflatables, interactive games, carnival games, event tents for weddings, table and chair rentals and more. Whether you're having a school field day, a church picnic, a corporate event or a backyard birthday party, Fun 4 All Party Rentals has you covered.
Fun 4 All Party Rentals
The Wow Factor in Chicago, IL provides the best photo booth rentals, bounce house rentals, arcade game rentals, event furniture, mini golf rentals and more. Whether you're planning a barmitzvah or batmitzvah, a school event, a corporate event, a church function or a backyard birthday party, we have you covered. We have a full line of arcade games, fun inflatable rentals, moonwalks in Chicago, carnival games, glow cotton candy machines and more.
The Wow Factor Chicago
Let's Jump Events provides bounce house rentals, water slides, and more to Sarasota, Brandon, Bradenton, Lakewood Ranch, Palmetto and Parrish, Florida and more. Whether you are having a backyard birthday party, a school function, a church picnic or a corporate event, Let's Jump Events has you covered. With all of the latest and greatest inflatables and rides like the Toxic Meltdown, mechanical bull rental, bungee trampoline and more, let us create a one of a kind event for you.
Let's Jump Events
ChrisAlly Events and Party Rental provides bounce house rentals, water slides, tents and more in Woodstock, Alpharetta, Marietta and other areas in Georgia. We also offer concession machine rentals, tables and chairs, catering equipment, inflatable rentals, obstacle course rentals, interactive games and more. Whether you're having a back yard birthday party, a school function, a corporate event or a church picnic, we have you covered.
ChrisAlly Events
The death toll had reached twenty-one. The survivors of the Gremlin Special were down to three: John McCollom, a stoic twenty-six-year-old first lieutenant from the Midwest who’d just lost his twin brother; Kenneth Decker, a tech sergeant from the Northwest with awful head wounds who’d just celebrated his thirty-fourth birthday; and Margaret Hastings, an adventure-seeking thirty-year-old WAC corporal from the Northeast who’d missed her date for an ocean swim on the New Guinea coast.
Mitchell Zuckoff (Lost in Shangri-la)