“
There is a crack in everything.
That's how the light gets in.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Selected Poems, 1956-1968)
“
Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
I don't consider myself a pessimist. I think of a pessimist as someone who is waiting for it to rain. And I feel soaked to the skin.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping world.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
If you don't become the ocean, you'll be seasick every day.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
How can I begin anything new with all of yesterday in me?
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
“
Children show scars like medals. Lovers use them as a secrets to reveal. A scar is what happens when the word is made flesh.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (The Favorite Game)
“
Avoid the flourish. Do not be afraid to be weak. Do not be ashamed to be tired. You look good when you’re tired. You look like you could go on forever. Now come into my arms. You are the image of my beauty .
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
We are all broken—that’s how the light gets in.
”
”
Ernest Hemingway
“
... i didn't fall in love of course
it's never up to you
but she was walking back and forth
and i was passing through
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Book of Longing)
“
I don't remember
lighting this cigarette
and I don't remember
if I'm here alone
or waiting for someone.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Book of Longing)
“
Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused.
”
”
Alan Cohen
“
Never make a decision when you need to pee.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
“
You go your way
I'll go your way too
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Book of Longing)
“
Here's to the few who forgive what you do, and the fewer who don't even care
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
And I'll dance with you in Vienna,
I'll be wearing a river's disguise.
The hyacinth wild on my shoulder
my mouth on the dew of your thighs.
And I'll bury my soul in a scrapbook,
with the photographs there and the moss.
And I'll yield to the flood of your beauty,
my cheap violin and my cross.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Stranger Music: Selected Poems and Songs)
“
A heavy burden lifted from my soul,
I heard that love was out of my control.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Stranger Music: Selected Poems and Songs)
“
Reality is one of the possibilities I cannot afford to ignore
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
“
It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful.
”
”
Alan Cohen
“
first of all nothing will happen
and a little later
nothing will happen again
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Book of Longing)
“
I have tried in my way to be free.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Please make me empty, if I'm empty then I can receive, if I can receive it means it comes from somewhere outside of me, if it comes from outside of me I'm not alone! I cannot bear this loneliness. Above all it is loneliness.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
“
Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you'd like to act.
”
”
Bob Dylan
“
Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin
Dance me through the panic 'til I'm gathered safely in
Lift me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove
Dance me to the end of love
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Do not be a magician - be magic!
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
“
He knew that hair couldn't feel; he kissed her hair.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (The Favorite Game)
“
I cannot understand why my arm is not a lilac tree.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
“
My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke that caused me to laugh bitterly through the ten thousand nights I spent alone.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Songs of Leonard Cohen, Herewith: Music, Words and Photographs)
“
As our eyes grow accustomed to sight they armour themselves against wonder.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (The Favorite Game)
“
The older I get, the surer I am that I’m not running the show.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
My friends are gone and my hair is grey.
I ache in places I used to play.
And I’m crazy for love but I’m not coming on.
I’m just paying my rent every day in the tower of song.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Dance Me to the End of Love (Art & Poetry))
“
We are not mad. We are human.We want to love, and someone must forgive us for the paths we take to love, for the paths are many and dark, and we are ardent and cruel in our journey.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Leonard Cohen: Poems and Songs)
“
Parents who discipline their child by discussing the consequences of their actions produce children who have better moral development , compared to children whose parents use authoritarian methods and punishment.
”
”
Simon Baron-Cohen (Zero Degrees of Empathy: A New Theory of Human Cruelty)
“
In My Secret Life"
"I saw you this morning,
you were moving so fast.
Can't seem to loosen my grip
On the past.
And I miss you so much,
there's no one in sight.
And we're still making love
In my secret life.
I smile when I am angry,
I cheat and I lie,
I do what I have to do
to get by,
In my secret life.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
COMPLETELY.
Utterly.
Frozen.
My eyes drop to the table in front of me when she finishes. Her words are sinking in.
A boy that I'm seriously, deeply, madly, incredibly, and undeniably in love with.
In love with?
That's what she said.
In love with. As in present tense.
She loves me. Layken Cohen loves me.
”
”
Colleen Hoover (This Girl (Slammed, #3))
“
It's hard to hold the hand of anyone who is reaching for the sky just to surrender
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Do not resist events that move you out of your comfort zone, especially when your comfort zone was not all that comfortable.
”
”
Alan Cohen
“
Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
a kite is a victim you are sure of.
you love it because it pulls.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
I have often prayed for you
like this
Let me have her
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
We are so lightly here. It is in love that we are made. In love we disappear.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Don't call yourself a secret
unless you mean to keep it.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Selected Poems 1956-1968)
“
i would like to remind
the management
that the drinks are watered
and the hat-check girl
has syphilis
and the band is composed
of former ss monsters
However since it is
new year's eve
and i have lip cancer
i will place my
paper hat on my
concussion and dance
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
It doesn't matter what you do because it's going to happen anyway.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Remember when I moved in you and the holy dove was moving too, and every breath we drew was, "Hallelujah.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing.
”
”
Elizabeth Cohen (The Hypothetical Girl: Stories)
“
I'm planning a catastrophe.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (The Favorite Game)
“
Deprivation is the mother of poetry.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (The Favorite Game)
“
My heart sings of your longing for me, and my thoughts climb down to marvel at your mercy. I do not fear as you gather up my days. Your name is the sweetness of time, and you carry me close into the night, speaking consolations, drawing down lights from the sky, saying, See how the night has no terrors for one who remembers the name.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Anything I tell you is an alibi for something else."
Then let's be quiet together.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (The Favorite Game)
“
Love is a fire/It burns everyone/It disfigures everyone/It is the world's excuse for being ugly.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn
they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
I loved you when you opened like a lily to the heat; you see I’m just another snowman standing in the rain and sleet who loved you with his frozen love, his second hand physique, with all he is and all he was a thousand kisses deep.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
My page was too white
My ink was too thin
The day wouldn't write
What the night pencilled in
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Book of Longing)
“
How bitter were
the Prozac pills
of the last
few hundred mornings
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Book of Longing)
“
Scared and sacred are spelled with the same letters. Awful proceeds from the same root word as awesome. Terrify and terrific. Every negative experience holds the seed of transformation.
”
”
Alan Cohen
“
You cannot go back and make a new start, but you can start now and make a new ending
”
”
Michelle Cohen Corasanti (The Almond Tree)
“
Silence
And a deeper silence
When the crickets
Hesitate
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
You live your life as if it's real.......a thousand kisses deep
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
To grow, you must be willing to let your present and future be totally unlike your past. Your history is not your destiny.
”
”
Alan Cohen
“
I dreamed about you baby.
It was just the other night.
Most of you was naked
Ah, but some of you was light.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
If you want a lover I'll do anything you ask.
If you want a different kind of love I'll wear a mask.
If you want to strike me down in anger here I stand.
If you want a partner in life take my hand.
I'm your man.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Like a bird on a wire,
like a drunk in a midnight choir,
I have tried in my way to be free!!
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Ah, grief makes us precise!
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
“
We are ugly but we have the music.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
even damnation is poisoned with rainbows.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
There is a war between the ones who say there is a war and the ones who say there isn't.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
There is virtue in work and there is virtue in rest. Use both and overlook neither.
”
”
Alan Cohen
“
When you're not feeling holy, your loneliness says that you've sinned.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
In streams of light I clearly saw
The dust you seldom see,
Out of which the Nameless makes
A Name for one like me...
All busy in the sunlight
The flecks did float and dance,
And I was tumbled up with them
In formless circumstance.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
She was made of flesh and eyelashes.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (The Favorite Game)
“
It's time that we began to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Songs of Leonard Cohen, Herewith: Music, Words and Photographs)
“
Friend, when you speak this carefully I know it is because you don't know what to say.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Dylan and Leonard Cohen and Patti Smith, all dark, all romantic. When I say “romantic,” I mean a sensibility that sees everything, and has to express everything, and still doesn’t know what the fuck it is, it hurts that bad. It just madly tries to speak whatever it feels, and that can mean vast things. That sort of mentality can turn a sun-kissed orange into a flaming meteorite, and make it sound like that in a song.
”
”
Jeff Buckley
“
Your body will never be familiar.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (The Favorite Game)
“
Hatred is self-punishment. Do you think they're feeling bad because you hate them?
”
”
Michelle Cohen Corasanti (The Almond Tree)
“
The sweetest little song:
You go your way
I'll go your way too!
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Book of Longing)
“
ordinary eternal machinery, like the grinding of the stars
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
“
He'sh mad?"
"Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money."
"Ah, then he can’t be mad. I've been around; if a man hash lotsh of money he'sh just ecshentric.
”
”
Terry Pratchett (The Light Fantastic (Discworld, #2; Rincewind, #2))
“
It is not insult from another that causes you pain. It is the part of your mind that agrees with the insult. Agree only with the truth about you, and you are free.
”
”
Alan Cohen
“
Show me slowly what I only
know the limits of
Dance me to the end of love
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Leonard Cohen: Poems and Songs)
“
A sip of wine, a cigarette,
And then it’s time to go.
I tidied up the kitchenette;
I tuned the old banjo.
I’m wanted at the traffic-jam.
They’re saving me a seat.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
Dream after dream we all lie in each other's arms
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
“
And may my bronze name / touch always her thousand fingers / grow brighter with her weeping / until I am fixed like a galaxy / and memorized / in her secret and fragile skies.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Let Us Compare Mythologies)
“
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded,
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed,
Everybody knows that the war is over,
Everybody knows the good guys lost.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (The Leonard Cohen Collection)
“
I almost went to bed
without remembering
the four white violets
I put in the button-hole
of your green sweater
and how i kissed you then
and you kissed me
shy as though I’d
never been your lover
”
”
Leonard Cohen (The Spice-Box of Earth)
“
You go to Heaven once you've been to Hell
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
When you call me close
to tell me
your body is not beautiful
I want to summon
the eyes and hidden mouths
of stone and light and water
to testify against you.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
I've forgotten most of what I've read and, frankly, it never seemed very important to me or to the world.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
“
so much of the world is plunged in darkness and chaos...
So ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That’s how the light gets in.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
I heard of a man
who says words so beautifully
that if he only speaks their name
women give themselves to him.
If I am dumb beside your body
while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips
it is because I hear a man climb stairs
and clear his throat outside our door.
”
”
Leonard Cohen
“
I want to pause here and talk about this notion of consensus, and the rise of what has been called consensus science. I regard consensus science as an extremely pernicious development that ought to be stopped cold in its tracks. Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.
Let's be clear: the work of science has nothing whatever to do with consensus. Consensus is the business of politics. Science, on the contrary, requires only one investigator who happens to be right, which means that he or she has results that are verifiable by reference to the real world. In science consensus is irrelevant. What is relevant is reproducible results. The greatest scientists in history are great precisely because they broke with the consensus.
There is no such thing as consensus science. If it's consensus, it isn't science. If it's science, it isn't consensus. Period.
”
”
Michael Crichton
“
What is a saint? A saint is someone who has achieved a remote human possibility. It is impossible to say what that possibility is. I think it has something to do with the energy of love. Contact with this energy results in the exercise of a kind of balance in the chaos of existence. A saint does not dissolve the chaos; if he did the world would have changed long ago. I do not think that a saint dissolves the chaos even for himself, for there is something arrogant and warlike in the notion of a man setting the universe in order. It is a kind of balance that is his glory. He rides the drifts like an escaped ski. His course is a caress of the hill. His track is a drawing of the snow in a moment of its particular arrangement with wind and rock. Something in him so loves the world that he gives himself to the laws of gravity and chance. Far from flying with the angels, he traces with the fidelity of a seismograph needle the state of the solid bloody landscape.
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
“
Listen to me, Amin," I said slowly. "Listen to me very carefully. Nothing is the same. Nothing will ever be the same again. There lives on this earth a woman who can be my friend and my lover. Do you understand that? Do you understand what a marvelous thing that is?"
"A friend is a friend," Uthman interrupted, "and a woman is a woman. You can't have them in one person. The whole world knows that."
"If that's what the whole world knows, ...then the whole world is wrong. I believed the whole world, and I lost her.
”
”
Barbara Cohen (Seven Daughters and Seven Sons)
“
-You know how to call me
although such a noise now
would only confuse the air
Neither of us can forget
the steps we danced
the words you stretched
to call me out of dust
Yes I long for you
not just as a leaf for weather
or vase for hands
but with a narrow human longing
that makes a man refuse
any fields but his own
I wait for you at an
unexpected place in your journey
like the rusted key
or the feather you do not pick up.-
-I WILL NEVER FIND THE FACES
FOR ALL GOODBYES I'VE MADE.-
For Anyone Dressed in Marble
The miracle we all are waiting for
is waiting till the Parthenon falls down
and House of Birthdays is a house no more
and fathers are unpoisoned by renown.
The medals and the records of abuse
can't help us on our pilgrimage to lust,
but like whips certain perverts never use,
compel our flesh in paralysing trust.
I see an orphan, lawless and serene,
standing in a corner of the sky,
body something like bodies that have been,
but not the scar of naming in his eye.
Bred close to the ovens, he's burnt inside.
Light, wind, cold, dark -- they use him like a bride.
I Had It for a Moment
I had it for a moment
I knew why I must thank you
I saw powerful governing men in black suits
I saw them undressed
in the arms of young mistresses
the men more naked than the naked women
the men crying quietly
No that is not it
I'm losing why I must thank you
which means I'm left with pure longing
How old are you
Do you like your thighs
I had it for a moment
I had a reason for letting the picture
of your mouth destroy my conversation
Something on the radio
the end of a Mexican song
I saw the musicians getting paid
they are not even surprised
they knew it was only a job
Now I've lost it completely
A lot of people think you are beautiful
How do I feel about that
I have no feeling about that
I had a wonderful reason for not merely
courting you
It was tied up with the newspapers
I saw secret arrangements in high offices
I saw men who loved their worldliness
even though they had looked through
big electric telescopes
they still thought their worldliness was serious
not just a hobby a taste a harmless affectation
they thought the cosmos listened
I was suddenly fearful
one of their obscure regulations
could separate us
I was ready to beg for mercy
Now I'm getting into humiliation
I've lost why I began this
I wanted to talk about your eyes
I know nothing about your eyes
and you've noticed how little I know
I want you somewhere safe
far from high offices
I'll study you later
So many people want to cry quietly beside you
”
”
Leonard Cohen (Flowers for Hitler)
“
A Kite is a Victim
A kite is a victim you are sure of.
You love it because it pulls
gentle enough to call you master,
strong enough to call you fool;
because it lives
like a desperate trained falcon
in the high sweet air,
and you can always haul it down
to tame it in your drawer.
A kite is a fish you have already caught
in a pool where no fish come,
so you play him carefully and long,
and hope he won't give up,
or the wind die down.
A kite is the last poem you've written
so you give it to the wind,
but you don't let it go
until someone finds you
something else to do.
A kite is a contract of glory
that must be made with the sun,
so you make friends with the field
the river and the wind,
then you pray the whole cold night before,
under the travelling cordless moon,
to make you worthy and lyric and pure.
Gift
You tell me that silence
is nearer to peace than poems
but if for my gift
I brought you silence
(for I know silence)
you would say
This is not silence
this is another poem
and you would hand it back to me
There are some men
There are some men
who should have mountains
to bear their names through time
Grave markers are not high enough
or green
and sons go far away to lose the fist
their father’s hand will always seem
I had a friend he lived and died
in mighty silence and with dignity
left no book son or lover to mourn.
Nor is this a mourning song
but only a naming of this mountain
on which I walk
fragrant, dark and softly white
under the pale of mist
I name this mountain after him.
-Believe nothing of me
Except that I felt your beauty
more closely than my own.
I did not see any cities burn,
I heard no promises of endless night,
I felt your beauty
more closely than my own.
Promise me that I will return.-
-When you call me close
to tell me
your body is not beautiful
I want to summon
the eyes and hidden mouths
of stone and light and water
to testify against you.-
Song
I almost went to bed
without remembering
the four white violets
I put in the button-hole
of your green sweater
and how i kissed you then
and you kissed me
shy as though I'd
never been your lover
-Reach into the vineyard of arteries for my heart.
Eat the fruit of ignorance and share with me the mist and
fragrance of dying.-
”
”
Leonard Cohen (The Spice-Box of Earth)
“
There is evidence that the honoree [Leonard Cohen] might be privy to the secret of the universe, which, in case you're wondering, is simply this: everything is connected. Everything. Many, if not most, of the links are difficult to determine. The instrument, the apparatus, the focused ray that can uncover and illuminate those connections is language. And just as a sudden infatuation often will light up a person's biochemical atmosphere more pyrotechnically than any deep, abiding attachment, so an unlikely, unexpected burst of linguistic imagination will usually reveal greater truths than the most exacting scholarship. In fact. The poetic image may be the only device remotely capable of dissecting romantic passion, let alone disclosing the inherent mystical qualities of the material world.
Cohen is a master of the quasi-surrealistic phrase, of the "illogical" line that speaks so directly to the unconscious that surface ambiguity is transformed into ultimate, if fleeting, comprehension: comprehension of the bewitching nuances of sex and bewildering assaults of culture. Undoubtedly, it is to his lyrical mastery that his prestigious colleagues now pay tribute. Yet, there may be something else. As various, as distinct, as rewarding as each of their expressions are, there can still be heard in their individual interpretations the distant echo of Cohen's own voice, for it is his singing voice as well as his writing pen that has spawned these songs.
It is a voice raked by the claws of Cupid, a voice rubbed raw by the philosopher's stone. A voice marinated in kirschwasser, sulfur, deer musk and snow; bandaged with sackcloth from a ruined monastery; warmed by the embers left down near the river after the gypsies have gone.
It is a penitent's voice, a rabbinical voice, a crust of unleavened vocal toasts -- spread with smoke and subversive wit. He has a voice like a carpet in an old hotel, like a bad itch on the hunchback of love. It is a voice meant for pronouncing the names of women -- and cataloging their sometimes hazardous charms. Nobody can say the word "naked" as nakedly as Cohen. He makes us see the markings where the pantyhose have been.
Finally, the actual persona of their creator may be said to haunt these songs, although details of his private lifestyle can be only surmised. A decade ago, a teacher who called himself Shree Bhagwan Rajneesh came up with the name "Zorba the Buddha" to describe the ideal modern man: A contemplative man who maintains a strict devotional bond with cosmic energies, yet is completely at home in the physical realm. Such a man knows the value of the dharma and the value of the deutschmark, knows how much to tip a waiter in a Paris nightclub and how many times to bow in a Kyoto shrine, a man who can do business when business is necessary, allow his mind to enter a pine cone, or dance in wild abandon if moved by the tune. Refusing to shun beauty, this Zorba the Buddha finds in ripe pleasures not a contradiction but an affirmation of the spiritual self. Doesn't he sound a lot like Leonard Cohen?
We have been led to picture Cohen spending his mornings meditating in Armani suits, his afternoons wrestling the muse, his evenings sitting in cafes were he eats, drinks and speaks soulfully but flirtatiously with the pretty larks of the street. Quite possibly this is a distorted portrait. The apocryphal, however, has a special kind of truth.
It doesn't really matter. What matters here is that after thirty years, L. Cohen is holding court in the lobby of the whirlwind, and that giants have gathered to pay him homage. To him -- and to us -- they bring the offerings they have hammered from his iron, his lead, his nitrogen, his gold.
”
”
Tom Robbins
“
Pentru că au sâni rotunzi, cu gurguie care se ridică prin bluză când le e frig, pentru că au fundul mare şi grăsuţ, pentru că au feţe cu trăsături dulci ca ale copiilor, pentru că au buze pline, dinţi decenţi şi limbi de care nu ţi-e silă.
Pentru că nu miros a transpiraţie sau a tutun prost şi nu asudă pe buza superioară. Pentru că le zâmbesc tuturor copiilor mici care trec pe lângă ele.
Pentru că merg pe stradă drepte, cu capul sus, cu umerii traşi înapoi şi nu răspund privirii tale când le fixezi ca un maniac.
Pentru că trec cu un curaj neaşteptat peste toate servitutile anatomiei lor delicate. Pentru că în pat sunt îndrăzneţe şi inventive nu din perversitate, ci ca să-ţi arate că te iubesc.
Pentru că fac toate treburile sâcâitoare şi mărunte din casă fără să se laude cu asta şi fără să ceară recunoştinţă.
Pentru că nu citesc reviste porno şi nu navighează pe site-uri porno.
Pentru că poartă tot soiul de zdrăngănele pe care şi le asortează la îmbrăcăminte după reguli complicate şi de neînţeles.
Pentru că îşi desenează şi-şi pictează feţele cu atenţia concentrată a unui artist inspirat.
Pentru că au obsesia pentru subţirime a lui Giacometti.
Pentru că se trag din fetiţe.
Pentru că-şi ojează unghiile de la picioare.
Pentru că joacă şah, whist sau ping-pong fără sa le intereseze cine câştigă.
Pentru că şofează prudent în maşini lustruite ca nişte bomboane, aşteptând să le admiri când sunt oprite la stop şi treci pe zebră prin faţa lor.
Pentru că au un fel de-a rezolva probleme care te scoate din minţi.
Pentru că au un fel de-a gândi care te scoate din minţi.
Pentru că-ţi spun „te iubesc” exact atunci când te iubesc mai puţin, ca un fel de compensaţie.
Pentru că nu se masturbează.
Pentru că au din când în când mici suferinţe: o durere reumatică, o constipaţie, o bătătură, şi-atunci îţi dai seama deodată că femeile sunt oameni, oameni ca şi tine.
Pentru că scriu fie extrem de delicat, colecţionând mici observaţii şi schiţând subtile nuanţe psihologice, fie brutal şi scatologic ca nu cumva să fie suspectate de literatură feminină.
Pentru că sunt extraordinare cititoare, pentru care se scriu trei sferturi din poezia şi proza lumii.
Pentru că le înnebuneşte „Angie” al Rolling-ilor.
Pentru că le termină Cohen.
Pentru că poartă un război total şi inexplicabil contra gândacilor de bucătărie.
Pentru că până şi cea mai dură bussiness woman poartă chiloţi cu înduioşătoare floricele şi danteluţe.
Pentru că e aşa de ciudat să-ntinzi la uscat, pe balcon, chiloţii femeii tale, nişte lucruşoare umede, negre, roşii şi albe, parte satinate, parte aspre, mirându-te ce mici suprafeţe au de acoperit.
Pentru că în filme nu fac duş niciodată înainte de-a face dragoste, dar numai în filme.
Pentru că niciodată n-ajungi cu ele la un acord în privinţa frumuseţii altei femei sau a altui bărbat.
Pentru că iau viaţa în serios, pentru că par să creadă cu adevărat în realitate.
Pentru că le interesează cu adevărat cine cu cine s-a mai cuplat dintre vedetele de televiziune.
Pentru că ţin minte numele actriţelor şi actorilor din filme, chiar ale celor mai obscuri.
Pentru că dacă nu e supus nici unei hormonizări embrionul se dezvoltă întotdeauna într-o femeie.
Pentru că nu se gândesc cum să i-o tragă tipului drăguţ pe care-l văd în troleibuz.
Pentru că beau porcării ca Martini Orange, Gin Tonic sau Vanilia Coke.
Pentru că nu-ţi pun mâna pe fund decât în reclame.
Pentru că nu le excită ideea de viol decât în mintea bărbaţilor.
Pentru că sunt blonde, brune, roşcate, dulci, futeşe, calde, drăgălaşe, pentru că au de fiecare dată orgasm. Pentru că dacă n-au orgasm nu îl mimează.
Pentru că momentul cel mai frumos al zilei e cafeaua de dimineaţă, când timp de o oră ronţăiţi biscuiţi şi puneţi ziua la cale.
Pentru că sunt femei, pentru că nu sunt bărbaţi, nici altceva.
Pentru că din ele-am ieşit şi-n ele ne-ntoarcem, şi mintea noastră se roteşte ca o planetă greoaie, mereu şi mereu, numai în jurul lor.
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Mircea Cărtărescu (De ce iubim femeile)