Bridget Jones Funny Quotes

I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.

Clearly in textbook terms, the gentleman should text the lady first after intercourse, but perhaps the whole socio-etiquettical system breaks down when an insect plague is involved.

Onscreen is the image of a thirty-year-old Renée Zellweger, sporting red pajamas and belting a song into a rolled-up magazine. "Oh my god, Miles," I say. "What?" He says. "You're watching Bridget Jones's Diary?" "It's a good movie!" he cries, a little defensive.

You looked dead," I tell him, moving closer. He grumbles something. "What?" I ask. "I said I wish," he mumbles. I eye the bottle or coconut rum on the table and the empty mug beside it. "Rough Day?" I'd been caught off guard by the Bridget Jones incident three weeks ago, but now it's almost a relief to see him looking how I've spent the last month and a half feeling.