Bognor Regis Quotes

No horoscope matches this accuracy. No theory of human causality, Freudian, Marxist, Christian or animist, has ever been so precise. No prophet in the Old Testament, no entrail-grazing oracle in ancient Greece, no crystal-ball gypsy clairvoyant on the pier at Bognor Regis ever pretended to tell people exactly when their lives would fall apart, let alone got it right.

– The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. Discuss. Simon Warde Bognor Regis, West Sussex

In all seriousness, you can’t underestimate the allure of the arcades. My younger brother once became so engrossed in an arcade game at the Butlin’s holiday park in Bognor Regis that, in preference to walking away from the game, he wet himself. He was twenty-six years old†.