“
A man was speaking, so I stopped listening.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
He is Jason and Hercules and Perseus---a figure so strong and beautiful and heroic that the blood of the gods must flow through him, because how else could a being so fine exist in this world?
”
”
J. Kenner (Release Me (Stark Trilogy, #1))
“
This book is dedicated to all the girls who like morally grey fictional men, and who screamed out loud the first time they read “who did this to you?” This ones for you.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Mental note—physical exertion makes me homicidal. Avoid anything above a brisk walk.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
If one could order a crime as one does a dinner, what would you choose? . . . Let’s review the menu. Robbery? Frogery? No, I think not. Rather too vegetarian. It must be murder—red-blooded murder—with trimmings, of course.
”
”
Agatha Christie (The A.B.C. Murders (Hercule Poirot, #13))
“
Personally, I preferred to be mentally weak - it made life more interesting.
'Will I kill myself today dramatically or barely survive?' Every day was a new mystery.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
She screamed in my face—I screamed back. Oh, look, we’re harmonizing. Mozart would have loved this.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
During the day, the feminine urge to lead a fictional revolt plagued me.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
The devil has a pretty face, and humanity is going to hell for worshipping it.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
I wailed despondently, but my eyes were bone dry because emo girls didn’t cry (I’d cried yesterday).
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
It wasn’t about women being as tough as men; it was about the fact that they shouldn’t have to be.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
What's the next step after panicking? I need to do that.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
I would have been offended, but I was too busy trying to find my will to live, like the aforementioned pathetic, weak bitch,
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam—I shall either find a way or make one.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
It was just—no one had proved birds weren’t spying on us.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
There has been no great wisdom without an element of madness.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Who. The. Fuck. Did. THIS. TO. YOU?
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Kid, I’m not a babysitter. I’m a full-time nanny, without any of the benefits of getting to kill people. My life is tragic.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
My face still throbbed from the library incident, where I may or may not have had a violent mental breakdown and assaulted two men (I had no regrets; someone had to do it).
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Maybe, I’d had a lengthy debate with the librarian over whether penises looked like misshapen snails (she was team sea cucumbers).
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Will do—Captain.” I bowed and face-planted onto the floor. “Like a beached whale,” I said with my cheeks pressed against the rocks. “Don’t worry, the tide will pull me back.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
You saved Big Bertha, the humpback whale.” He dropped me.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Fluck the flucking world. Life’s a biatch like that. Yes, I was in my emo era.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Never touch me like that or I’ll bite you to death,
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
I made a whale sound.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
I don’t want to be alone with him in a dark alley, or even a well-lit alley. Actually, I don’t want to be alone with him anywhere.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Said the lion to the lioness - "when you are amber dust -
No more a raging fire like the heat of the sun
(no liking but all lust) -
Remember still the flowering of the amber blood
and bone,
the rippling of bright muscles like
a sea,
Remember the rose-prickles of
bright paws
Though we shall mate no more
Till the fire of that sun
and the moon -
Cold bone are one"
Said the skeleton lying upon the
sands of time -
"The great gold planet that
is the mourning heat
of the sun
Is greater than all gold, more powerful
Than the tawny body of a lion that fire
consumes
Like all that grows or leaps...so
is the heart.
More powerful than all dust. Once
I was hercules
Or Samson, strong as the pillars of the
seas:
But the flames of the heart
Consumed me, and
the mind
Is but a foolish wind.
”
”
Edith Sitwell
“
Well, you can't go about having blood feuds and stabbing each other like Crosicans or the Mafia," said the Colonel. "Say what you like, trial by jury is a sound system
”
”
Agatha Christie (Murder on the Orient Express (Hercule Poirot, #10))
“
Free the nipple and the lips (vaginal)?
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”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Yep,” Nyx said. “Those are bedroom eyes. This is not a drill. It’s happening. Augustus is giving you bedroom eyes. Wow—this is escalating.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Genuine question—what in the fuckity fuck fucker is wrong with you?
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
He can’t know I spent the last meditation imagining Carl Gauss whispering sweet nothings to me while he proved the existence of algebra . . . right?
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Pussy power, crush the patriarchy! Don’t stop now—murder them all. KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM!
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
The girl in the mirror looked calm. Covered in cuts, with eerie mismatched eyes, she was intimidating. Powerful.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Well—you need to get dicked down.” I cried harder because it was official: my best friend was a perverted lunatic. It was all too much. I couldn’t keep living like this.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Hot take, you know what’s uncivilized? Forcing homeless children to starve because they have no ability to provide for themselves.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
On the other side of the aisle, Patro’s expression was furious, and Achilles’s posture was rigid. His arm was stretched across Patro’s chest like he was physically restraining him from causing a scene.
”
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Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
I hate the dreadful hollow behind the little wood;
Its lips in the field above are dabbled with blood-read heath,
The red-ribb'd ledges drip with a silent horror of blood
And Echo there, whatever is ask'd her, answers "Death".
”
”
Agatha Christie (The Hollow (Hercule Poirot, #26))
“
Yeah. I'm the secret love child of Hercule Poirot and Lisbeth Salander.
”
”
Salla Simukka (As Red as Blood (Lumikki Andersson, #1))
“
Carissima,” said the man in front throatily. “We’d love to cause a scene with you.” Hardness pulsed against my thigh.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Memento homo quia pulvis es et in pulverem reverteris!” Remember you are dust, and to dust you shall return.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
His lovers are going to need a lot more than jewels. Most likely a lobotomy, and a gun for safety. Who would voluntarily sleep next to that psycho at night?
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Fides est periculosa ludum—trust is a dangerous game. She didn’t know who was hunting her until it was too late.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
they had no biases about genders and usually dated (were slutty) with multiple people at once—
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
There are ancient beasts in the menagerie that will maul you if they feel threatened.” Thank God. Approach all the animals until one puts me out of my misery—got it.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Everything about Alexis was confusing. She was shy and timid, but also bloodthirsty and savage. She made idiotic comments, but according to Pine was a prodigy at theoretical math.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Who cares if Sarah cheated on Bethany with Eric and that they did butt stuff?
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
So the animals were stupid but powerful. They sound like most Spartans.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
My flesh was mine, and no person was seeing it unless I wanted them to.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
If I stay in this library another second, I’m going to murder both those boys for touching her, then kidnap and handcuff her to my bed.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
They’ve created a very stif ling, unhealthy environment.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Wow. That was a bold statement, especially since he was shorter than me.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Suddenly the description of sinful handsomeness, disturbed powers, and divine rage made perfect sense.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
I wasn’t interested in playing with weak bitches; I had singular tastes.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
A piano played in another room, and the haunting melody resonated like honey. Tears gathered in my eyes. It was so beautiful. The music vibrated through me and chased away the nightmares.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
If you dare harm yourself,” he rasped softly, high cheekbones glinting like razor blades, “I’ll bring you back to life and torture you for all of eternity.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Cunt—absolute cunt, served.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
The pianist is probably just one of those asexuals,” Nyx said. “Like spiders.” I pursed my lips and narrowed my eyes. “Do you mean—arachnids?” “Exactly,” she hissed.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Also, who was going to tell them my entire life was a hurdle? I hadn't stopped hurdling since I'd come out of the womb.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
blush colored a corpse’s cheeks, mascara brightened dead eyes, and lipstick kept the screams inside.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Free the nipple, lips (vaginal), and sirens from sexual servitude.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Are you okay?” His voice was a throaty rasp. No. I’m cheating on Carl Gauss. I’m an unloyal whore.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
I repositioned Fluffy Jr.’s head on my lap. He was not a thing; misshapen creatures deserved love too.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
The infamous Chthonic four—the Houses of Hades, Aphrodite, Artemis, and Ares.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Dorean had caught Jake Dalmer getting a hand job under a desk, and she’d shot him in the penis. Point-blank. No hesitation. Thus my hero.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
He has his own head so far up his ass he can’t see greatness when it’s staring at him.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
How does flashing my nipples affect them? Classic men, making everything about themselves.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
I don’t care about your stupid House honor—I grew up homeless, you prick.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
He clapped with excitement, like we weren’t literal hostages being held in a cave against our will. I want whatever fancy Spartan antidepressants he’s on.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Avoid the rabid raccoon. Got it.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Apparently, I was distracted by smutty drawings of male genitalia. I’m going to hell.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Our future hinges on you getting the fuck up.” A man was speaking, so I stopped listening.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Don’t give me that look, bird. I know you’re a surveillance drone.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Oh thank Kronos, I thought you were Kharon.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
She activated Chthonic powers she didn’t know she had, and from what I saw... I believe her blood is her power—she can cause others pain with it.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
I want whatever fancy Spartan antidepressants he’s on.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Will I kill myself today dramatically or barely survive?
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
debated if I should strangle myself now or later.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Evolutionists were wrong; humans hadn’t evolved from primates—we’d devolved from them.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Holy Crap, it's him, "a student said. "It's Achilles.
Everyone knew about Achilles.
He was the only Spartan who wore a muzzle.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Yes, I’d had a moment back at Corfu where I’d decided to think positive thoughts and live better. Unfortunately, I was a quitter and had already given up.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Spartans don’t hurt women—or I hurt them. Understood? This is just a taste of what I can do.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
If you ever dare hurt Alexis again, or any woman, ever,” I bellowed straight into their skulls, “I’ll destroy you from the inside out.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Lay a finger on her,” the voice said calmly, “and I’ll cut off both your hands, then I’ll shove them down your throat. Then, while you’re busy choking, I’ll skin you alive.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Maybe he’s not so bad. Maybe they were joking about killing the doctors and I was just being dramatic— “You smell and look repulsive.” Patro pointed at a door on the far wall.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
God had his favorites—I was not one of them.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
He might look harmless,” Augustus warned. “But beware, he is a feral creature—touch him and you’ll reap the consequences.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
That was the thing about living in dark times—life got progressively worse. Always.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Something about him drives me crazy. Whatever it was, I had a bad feeling it was going to spell my demise.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
We’re never letting you go,” one said harshly. “You already belong to us. And we’ve decided that we’re going to take care of you—someone has to do it, because clearly you can’t do it yourself.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
I’ll let you in on a secret,” I said, my voice flat and cold. “Alexis Hert matters more than you could ever imagine—and she’s mine to protect. Do you know what that means? You violated one of my own.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Alexis Hert is going to be ours. She’s going to be between us. Underneath us. On her knees. On a marriage altar with her thighs spread wide while we feast on her. We’re going to devour her. Our power is going to be unprecedented. The three of us will be the villains of this new age. The federation will fall.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
She's not sensual. She doesn't want affairs. It's just cold-blooded experiment on her part and the fun of stirring people up and setting them against each other. She dabbled in that too. She's the sort of woman who's never had a row with anyone in her life--but rows always happen where she is! She makes them happen. She's kind of female Iago. She must have drama. But she doesn't want to be involved herself. She's always outside pulling strings--looking on--enjoying it!
”
”
Agatha Christie (Murder in Mesopotamia (Hercule Poirot, #14))
“
Kharon told him what I was after that first week. That’s why he glared at me accusingly in class. That’s why he made perplexing comments about my power and dishonor. That’s why he said Chthonic lives mattered—I was the Chthonic life, not my mentors.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Swearing is a sign of a weak mind,” I whispered, then clapped a hand over my mouth, horrified that I’d spoken my thoughts aloud. I was losing it. Patro crossed his arms and mocked, “Swearing is a sign of a weak mind.” His smile was venomous. “Grow the fuck up. What’s your motherfucking power? Tell us, fucking now.
”
”
Jasmine Mas (Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1))
“
Now the room has the contours and atmosphere of all rooms in which people stay awake talking. The fluorescent light is grainy, staring. The clutter on the kitchen table—ketchup bottle, sagging butter dish, tin of Nestlé Quik, the rowdy crudded ashtray—the world is narrowed into these, a little universe that the eyes return to again and again. Now it begins, the sorting and testing of words. Remember that words are not symbols of other words. There are words which, when tinkered with, become honest representatives of the cresting blood, the fine living net of nerves. Define rain. Or even joy. It can be done.
”
”
David Sedaris (Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules (A Meditation on Short Fiction))
“
As a matter of fact I don’t care two pins about accuracy. Who is accurate? Nobody nowadays. If a reporter writes that a beautiful girl of twenty-two dies by turning on the gas after looking out over the sea and kissing her favourite Labrador, Bob, goodbye, does anybody make a fuss because the girl was twenty-six, the room faced inland, and the dog was a Sealyham terrier called Bonnie? If a journalist can do that sort of thing I don’t see that it matters if I mix up police ranks and say a revolver when I mean an automatic and a dictograph when I mean a phonograph, and use a poison that just allows you to gasp one dying sentence and no more. What really matters is plenty of bodies! If the thing’s getting a little dull, some more blood cheers it up. Somebody is going to tell something – and then they’re killed first! That always goes down well. It comes in all my books – camouflaged different ways of course. And people like untraceable poisons, and idiotic police inspectors and girls tied up in cellars with sewer gas or water pouring in (such a troublesome way of killing anyone really) and a hero who can dispose of anything from three to seven villains singlehanded.
”
”
Agatha Christie (Cards on the Table (Hercule Poirot, #15))
“
Please, let him be soft.
I know you made him
with gunmetal bones
and wolf’s teeth.
I know you made him to be
a warrior
a soldier
a hero.
But even gunmetal can warp
and even wolf’s teeth can dull
and I do not want to see him break
the way old and worn and overused things do.
I do not want to see him go up in flames
the way all heroes end up martyrs.
I know that you will tell me
that the world needs him.
The world needs his heart
and his faith
and his courage
and his strength
and his bones and his teeth and his blood and his voice and his–
The world needs anything he will give them.
Damn the world,
and damn you too.
Damn anyone that ever asked anything of him,
damn anyone that ever took anything from him,
damn anyone that ever prayed to his name.
You know that he will give them everything
until there is nothing left of him
but the imprint of dust
where his feet once trod.
You know that he will bear the world like Atlas
until his shoulders collapse
and his knees buckle
and he is crushed by all he used to carry.
Dear God,
you have already made an Atlas.
You have already made an Achilles and an Icarus and a Hercules.
You have already made a sacrificial lamb of your Son.
You have already made so many heroes,
and you can make another again.
You can have your pick of heroes.
So please, I beg you–
he is all that I have,
and you have so many heroes
and the world has so many more.
Let him be soft,
and let him be mine.
”
”
Pencap, Tumblr
“
The DUCE diverted funds intended for the Fiume adventure, and used them for His own election campaign. He was arrested for the illegal possession of arms, sent parcel bombs to the Archbishop of Milan and its mayor, and after election was, as is well-known, responsible for the assassination of Di Vagno and Matteoti. Since then He has been responsible for the murders of Don Mizzoni Amendola, the Rosselli brothers, and the journalist Piero Gobetti, quite apart from the hundreds who have been the victims of His squadistri in Ferrara, Ravenna and Trieste, and the thousands who have perished in foreign places whose conquest was useless and pointless. We Italians remain eternally grateful for this, and consider that so much violence has made us a superior race, just as the introduction of revolvers into Parliament and the complete destruction of constitutional democracy have raised our institutions to the greatest possible heights of civilisation.
Since the illegal seizure of power, Italy has known an average of five acts of political violence per diem, the DUCE has decreed that 1922 is the new Annus Domini, and He was pretended to be a Catholic in order to dupe the Holy Father into supporting Him against the Communists, even though He really is one Himself. He has completely suborned the press by wrecking the premises of dissident newspapers and journals. In 1923 he invaded Corfu for no apparent reason, and was forced to withdraw by the League of Nations. In 1924 He gerrymandered the elections, and He has oppressed minorities in the Tyrol and the North-East. He sent our soldiers to take part in the rape of Somalia and Libya, drenching their hands in the blood of innocents, He has doubled the number of the bureaucracy in order to tame the bourgeoisie, He has abolished local government, interfered with the judiciary, and purportedly has divinely stopped the flow of lava on Mt Etna by a mere act of will. He has struck Napoleonic attitudes whilst permitting Himself to be used to advertise Perugina chocolates, He has shaved his head because He is ashamed to be seen to be going bald, He has been obliged to hire a tutor to teach Him table manners, He has introduced the Roman salute as a more hygienic alternative to the handshake, He pretends not to need spectacles, He has a repertoire of only two facial expression, He stands on a concealed podium whilst making speeches because He is so short, He pretends to have studied economics with Pareto, and He has assumed infallibility and encouraged the people to carry His image in marches, as though He were a saint. He is a saint, of course.
He has (and who are we to disagree?) declared Himself greater than Aristotle, Kant, Aquinas, Dante, Michelangelo, Washington, Lincoln, and Bonaparte, and He has appointed ministers to serve Him who are all sycophants, renegades, racketeers, placemen, and shorter than He is. He is afraid of the Evil Eye and has abolished the second person singular as a form of address. He has caused Toscanini to be beaten up for refusing to play 'Giovinezza', and He has appointed academicians to prove that all great inventions were originally Italian and that Shakespeare was the pseudonym of an Italian poet. He has built a road through the site of the forum, demolishing fifteen ancient churches, and has ordered a statue of Hercules, eighty metres high, which will have His own visage, and which so far consists of a part of the face and one gigantic foot, and which cannot be completed because it has already used up one hundred tons of metal.
”
”
Louis de Bernières (Corelli’s Mandolin)