Axel F Quotes

Dee’s slurred voice interrupts my thoughts with a high pitched screech. “YO bitch, drink up! I got you one of those pull down p**sy things, no…it was the p**sy panty pull-down? Fuck.” She spits the word out with so much frustration she almost falls off her stool. She looks over at me and I can see her trying to decide if she is more confused over the correct drink name or how she got to the club to begin with. “That’s not right, Dee! Greg! Greg, tell her the right p**sy! You know p**sy, right Greg?” I laugh up at him, tilting my head to the side, wondering why his frown is wobbling. “You two are driving me f**king crazy. Just because I know my p**sy doesn’t mean I know this shit. I eat it and when drinking it down, I damn sure don’t do that out of a f**king glass. For shits sake, get some motherf**king water next time. Fuck me, the right p**sy.” He shakes his head at us both. “If you touch one more drink with a f**king p**sy in the title, we are gone, got me?” Well. He thinks he runs this show, does he?

Get over it, Greg, seriously. I do not need a f**king dad tonight. You know what I need, my best friends, alcohol and a good time. I don’t want to deal with you being a little bitch because you have some misguided worry someone might find this look attractive. I don’t care, and don’t have time for your shit.

I was sitting on the living room floor painting my toes and Dee was sitting back on the couch finishing her fingers when I yelled at him to come in. I hear the door click open and his heavy steps down the hallway, looking up I meet the fierce scowl he is famous for. “The fuck? What the hell have I told you two about letting just anyone walk into the f**king house?” He growls, yes growls at us. If this was anyone other than Greg I would be sitting in my own piss right now. “Oh, come on G, we knew it was you.” “Oh really? So, you can see through f**king wood and steel now? I didn’t realize you picked up f**king super powers. Remind me next f**king time to just have you beam me the hell over, sure as f**k will save on the gas.” Oops, guess I didn’t realize big bad protector Greg would be coming out to play.