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I take it you have some sort of plan going? Something that calls for you to be arrested?"
"There, now, you see? I told Drake you'd grasp the gist of things right away, but he had his doubts."
"Drake?" I straightened up. "Is Gabriel with him? Did he get my message?"
"Of course he got your message. That's why I'm here. Is there no chair?" she asked, frowning around the empty room.
"No. I hate to let down the team and all, but what exactly are you doing here? Is Gabriel going to be able to get me out of being sent to the Akasha? Is he going to appeal the conviction?"
"Better than that," she said with smile, glancing around quickly before leaning in closely, her voice dropped to almost a whisper. "We're going to bust you out of here."
"Bust me..." I closed my eyes for a moment. "You've been watching too many old westerns. No one conducts jailbreaks these days. Especially not when the jailers are the L'au-dela committee."
"That's why this plan is so incredibly cunning," she said, giving my arm a little squeeze. "They're all expecting you to try to escape-they'll never expect us to break you out of here."
"Oy," I said, sliding down the wall to the floor. "This has 'doomed from the start' written all over it. You didn't think up this plan yourself, did you?" I asked suspiciously.
She looked offended. "No, I didn't, and you can stop being such a negative Nelly. Gabriel thought up the plan, and Drake and I are helping. I'm the decoy, you see."
"Of course you are. What, exactly, is this grandiose escape plan?"
Her mouth set in a prim manner. "I can't tell you."
"Why not?"
"There could be bugs. We don't want them to know our plans."
"If they were listening in, you just told them there's a plan, so they'll be expecting something to happen," I pointed out.
"Yes, but they won't know what," she said, pulling off her jacket. Her shirt followed almost immediately, as did her jeans, shoes, and the sparkly pink socks that she was so prone to wearing despite the fact they would look more at home on a twelve-year-old.
I watched her striptease with confusion for a moment before a thought struck me.
"You don't mean-"
"Shhh," she said, waving a vague hand around as she pulled off the scarf she wore to confine her bangs. "Bugs, remember?"
I bit back an obvious reply, thought for a moment, then decided that although the plan Gabriel had come up with was too I Love Lucy for words, I didn't have any alternative. I stripped.
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