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Charlie, I want to get married," she said.
"Well, so do I, darling -"
"No, you don't understand," she said. "I want to get married right now."
Froggy knew from the desperate look in her eyes that Red was dead serious.
"Sweetheart, are you sure now is a good time?" he said.
"I'm positive," Red said. "If the last month has taught me anything, it's how unpredictable life can be - especially when you're friends with the Bailey twins. This could very well be the last chance we'll ever get! Let's do it now, in the Square of Time, before another magical being can tear us apart!"
The idea made Froggy's heart fill with joy, but he wasn't convinced it was the right thing to do.
"Are you sure this is the wedding you want?" he asked. "I don't mean to be crude, but the whole street is covered in a witch's remains."
A large and self-assured smile grew on Red's face. "Charlie, I can't think of a better place to get married than on the ashes of your ex-girlfriend," she said. "Mother Goose, will you do the honors?"
Besides being pinned to the ground by a three-ton lion statue, Mother Goose couldn't think of a reason why she couldn't perform the ceremony.
"I suppose I'm available," she said.
"Wonderful!" Red squealed. "And for all intents and purposes, we'll say the Fairy Council are our witness, Conner is the best man, and Alex is my maid of honor. Don't worry, Alex! This will only take a minute and we'll get right back to helping you!"
Red and Froggy joined hands and stood in the middle of Times Square as Mother Goose officiated the impromptu wedding.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today - against our will - to unexpectedly watch this frog and woman join in questionable matrimony. Do you, Charlie Charming, take Red Riding Hood as your lovably high-maintenance wife?"
"I do," Froggy declared.
"And do you, Red Riding Hood, take Charlie Charming as your adorably webfooted husband?"
"I do," Red said.
"Then it is with the power mistrusted in me that I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the frog!"
Red and Froggy shared their first kiss as a married couple, and their friends cheered.
"Beautiful ceremony, my dear," Merlin said.
"Believe it or not, this isn't the strangest wedding I've been to," Mother Goose said.
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