Zsa Zsa Quotes

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

The only place men want depth in their women is in their décolletage

I admit I have a Hungarian temper. Why not? I am from Hungary. We are descendants of Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun. —ZSA ZSA GABOR

Wenn ein Mann zurueckweicht, weicht er zurueck. Eine Frau weicht nur zurueck, um besser Anlauf nehmen zu koennen.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

Zsa Zsa was charismatic in the banal and voracious way that reality stars like Kim Kardashian are charismatic now.

Una mujer solo retrocede para coger carrerilla

Let the smoky Käll sustain himself on Mars, and Yuko lay rue on Beethoven’s grave. Let the lord of the manor of Rochdale clap his coffin into a canoe and disport himself on the waters. Let Zsa-Zsa sleep on a pillow of haddock in Maria’s cello case. Let Mrs Wessen live to see her thousandth moon. Let Ysobel unknit her forehead. Let not poor Virginie weep. Let all and no things come to pass, for how will I pass these days?

My politically charged coming-of-age story Voices in the Forest brings the futility of the bygone Croatian marriages to the fore. If the pretty but obtuse image of Fairy of Velebit personifies the Queen of Croatia, it would be better for Croats to dethrone her and put equally beautiful but the shrewd image of Zsa Zsa Gabor in her place. It would give Croatia a new angle how to manage her future marriages while still sexy and in demand. Remember, every marriage a box of diamonds and a house.

I felt guilty about leaving Meyer alone for so long. I had no way of knowing Willy was going to make ZsaZsa sound like a mute. I always feel guilty when I keep Meyer waiting. And there is never any need for it. He never paces up and down, checking the time. He has those places to go, inside his head. He looks as if he was sitting and dozing, fingers laced across his middle. Actually he has walked back into his head, where there are libraries, concert halls, work rooms, experimental laboratories, game rooms. He can listen to a fine string quartet, solve chess problems, write an essay on Chilean inflation under Allende, or compose haiku. He had a fine time back in there. If you could put his head in a jar of nutrient and keep him alive forever, he would wear forever that gentle, contented little smile.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

a kiss with more weight to it. More va-va-va-voom. More zsa zsa zsu.

I want a man who's kind and understanding.  Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?                Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires; they go out when unattended.               Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macho doesn't prove mucho.               Zsa Zsa Gabor

That’s just because you’re jonesing for some zsa zsa zu.” “Some what?” “Sex and the City, that’s what Carrie called it, zsa zsa zu. The friction, the spark, the butterflies.