Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.Yakov Smirnoff
Tarah DeWitt (Funny Feelings)
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, Party always find you!
Yakov Smirnoff
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three-year waiting list.” —Yakov Smirnoff
Portable Press (Uncle John's Facts to Go International Affairs (Uncle John's Facts to Go #16))
I'll never forget walking down one of the aisles (of the grocery store) and seeing powdered milk; just add water and you get milk. Right next to it was powdered orange juice; just add water and you get orange juice. Then I saw baby powder, and I thought to myself, What a country!
Yakov Smirnoff
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.” —Yakov Smirnoff
Tarah DeWitt (Funny Feelings)