Xd Quotes

"I don't know; Killers are sort of romantic. Imagine your dying with his hands around his throat. He'd strangle the life out of you, and the last thing you would see would be his face."

I can see! So this is the sky! So this is blood! So this is the world! So this is what you look like, Komamura. You are uglier than I thought." -Kaname Tousen (I'm sorry to say but this quote had me laughing so much XD)

And of course I'm in the press all the time. So many books have been written about me; Into thin air, up in the air,Gone with the wind-

Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section titled 'STUDENT FAILSAUCES! XD. What's an XD? A sideways laughing face of horrendous proportions. Don't change the subject.

La lucha en el barro no es de mi agrado, a menos que implique poca ropa - Puck xD

Love only contains: happiness and sadness .. nothing else XD

People can be rude and disresepctful, but sometimes, you gotta look beyond that and try to understand them. If that doesn't work, HIT EM' WITH A CHAIR AND TELL EM' OFF.....this is why you don't trust me with stuff XD

Boys are like toilet paper. You rip them off, use them to wipe your ass, and then flush them down the toilet.

At the pet store he picked out two painted turtles, each about as big around as a mayonnaise-jar lid. He bought them a large kidney shaped dish that had its own little island, a plastic palm tree, some aquatic plants, and a snail. The snail, presumably, to bolster the self-esteem of the turtles: "You think we're slow? Look at that guy." To store up the snail's morale in the same way, there was a rock.

Mormon, moron, same difference. Uh, but I still respect your beliefs, despite how this quote might contradict that statement. Please don't murder me XD

:) smile naman diyan, kung na stress ka o naiinis cool lang at relax XD hahaah minsan ganyan talaga agn buhay.

Well the first time hurts no joke xD but after that its just so much fun. like i dont even know how to descripe it. Take eating your favorite food, your favorite song, and everything that you love. Thats sex...

You fight like my sister! I fought your sister, that's a compliment.

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, pennies, dandelions, wishing well, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles, do your job

He peeled out the banknotes from inside a billfold held on a chain and paid her. Andy Jackson’s eyes were X’d out. For an edgy instant she wondered if his money was counterfeit. She also noted his missing middle finger, and a skull tattoo decorated his sinewy wrist. She put down the card key. “You’re in Seven, straight down the courtyard.” He slid the card key off, but it fell to the floor. "Oops. I haven’t gotten used to this high gravity.” “I beg your pardon?” “Nothing. I’m just punchy from all the driving.

There were at least ten yachts there, too, ranging from a glitzy millionaire-special to a

a good teacher teach from a heart not from a book

He is the XD, after all." "Executive Dog?" Gabriel asked. "Damn right.

Let us treat Women as our equals, (says [the 'blubblering dotard' xD Cato]) and they will immediately want to become our mistresses." 'Tis Cato says it, and therefore there needs no proof. Besides, to oblige men to prove all they advance by reason, wou'd be imposing silence upon them; a grievance to which they are perhaps full as unequal as they pretend we are. But granting Cato to be infallible in his assertions, what then? Have not Women as much right to be mistresses, as the Men have to be masters? No, says Cato. But why? Because they have not. Such convincing arguments must make us fond of hearing him farther. If we make the Women our equals, "they will demand that to-morrow as a tribute, which they receive to-day as a grace." But where is the grace in granting us a share in what we have an equal right to? Have not the Women an equal claim to power and dignity with the Men?

Whats the point of life if you're not rich XD

Arieve: You simp for him! (∩｀v´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ XD: He simps for you! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Arieve: Put it together! ヽ(〃＾▽＾〃)ﾉ XD: Simps Forever! ¬ω¬

I made a dark humor joke yesterday. so my brothers have these milk cartons from school in the fridge--- about 20 of them. I opened the fridge and saw the 20 small milk cartons and said, "DANG- THERE ARE SO MANY MILK CARTONS, I wonder how many parents came back to their children." and closed the fridge XD

No one else gets to define who I am. Only me.

YooooYuuuu

-When you can't impress people with your personality, confuse them with your bull shit- x'D

Cowles sat next to him. Upon his lap was a soft, leather briefcase. Inside, his left hand was wrapped around the butt of a suppressed 9mm Springfield XD pistol. Harvath had made it perfectly clear that if Hanjour tried anything at all, Cowles would shoot him in the genitals or the stomach, neither of which was a good way to die

It won't leave me :sob sob cri cri: tis forever engrained in my mind until the day I die. XD

I'm looking up and all see is the blinding light that is the sun, oooh and hey is that god up there? XD not sure if i'm seeing the light OR Seeing the light" XD

Away deep in the aim to study himself in the school of the land his ancestors' gravestones flowered, Rip planned to burn his oil on the journey for growth by the hike, the thumb, the hitch, the rod, the freight, the rail, and he x'd New York on a map and pencilled his way to and into and through and under and up and between and over and across states and capitals and counties and cities and towns and villages and valleys and plains and plateaus and prairies and mountains and hills and rivers and roadways and railways and waterways and deserts and islands and reservations and titanic parks and shores and, ocean across to ocean and great lakes down to gulfs, Rip beheld the west and the east and the north and the south of the Brobdingnagian and, God and Christ and Man, it was a pretty damn good grand big fat rash crass cold hot pure mighty lovely ugly hushed dark lonely loud lusty bitchy tender crazy cruel gentle raw sore dear deep history-proud precious place to see, and he sure would, he thought, make the try to see it and smell it and walk and ride and stop and talk and listen in it and go on in it and try to find and feel and hold and know the beliefs in it and the temper and the talents in it and the omens and joys and hopes and frights and lies and laughs and truths and griefs and glows and gifts and glories and glooms and wastes and profits and the pulse and pitch and the music and the magic and the dreams and facts and the action and the score and the scope and span of the mind and the heart and spine and logic and ego and spirit in the soul and the goal of it.

liamo and allie hae you respoinded lima bean XD

During: ●   Meals: Fundraising in the time of Zoom is an even more intense experience. It can be difficult to carve out enough time to get out of your house, or even away from your computer, for a proper meal. I suggest doing meal prep or planning every Sunday. Meals should be light and calorically restricted to keep your mind and body active — you shouldn’t bring any afternoon grogginess to a pitch because you ate a burger for lunch. ●    Exercise: Add blocks to your calendar to carve out exercise time. Getting your blood pumping and providing an alternative to staring at your own face on Zoom is key to providing context and awareness. Exercise helps reset the body and the mind. ●    Emotional support: A great fundraise is still an experience in rejection (seriously, most meetings result in a “no”). Make sure you have a weekly check-in with someone (not your cofounder) who can help rationalize and normalize this crazy process. ●        Breaks: Schedule time to take breaks. Watch a movie. Take a hike. Go swimming. Do something to get your mind off the fundraise for at least 30 minutes every day. ●      Meditating: There is nothing in this world that I believe in more than meditation. I started meditating twelve months ago, and since then have nearly 10X’d our business. It’s never too late to start!

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