β
He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy...
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Harry Potter, #3))
β
I address you all tonight for who you truly are: wizards, mermaids, travelers, adventurers, and magicians. You are the true dreamers.
β
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Brian Selznick (The Invention of Hugo Cabret)
β
Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.
β
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Diane Duane (So You Want to Be a Wizard (Young Wizards, #1))
β
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
β
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J.R.R. Tolkien (The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1))
β
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?
β
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Mark Twain
β
Harry - you're a great wizard, you know."
"I'm not as good as you," said Harry, very embarrassed, as she let go of him.
"Me!" said Hermione. "Books! And cleverness! There are more important things - friendship and bravery and - oh Harry - be careful!
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1))
β
There is no place like home.
β
β
L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
β
Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.
"Six years to the day we met, Harry, dβyeh remember it?"
"Vaguely," said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didnβt you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pigβs tail, and tell me I was a wizard?"
"I forgeβ the details," Hagrid chortled.
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter, #7))
β
I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.
β
β
Stephanie Perkins (Anna and the French Kiss (Anna and the French Kiss, #1))
β
Donβt put your wand there, boy!β roared Moody. βWhat if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!β βWho dβyou know whoβs lost a buttock?β the violet-haired woman asked Mad-Eye interestedly. βNever you mind, you just keep your wand out of your back pocket!β growled Mad-Eye. βElementary wand safety, nobody bothers about it anymoreΒ .Β .Β .β He stumped off toward the kitchen. βAnd I saw that,β he added irritably, as the woman rolled her eyes at the ceiling.
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5))
β
What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed?" said Black, with a terrible fury in his face. "Only innocent lives, Peter!"
"You don't understand!" whined Pettigrew. "He would have killed me, Sirius!"
"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Harry Potter, #3))
β
Believe something and the Universe is on its way to being changed. Because you've changed, by believing. Once you've changed, other things start to follow. Isn't that the way it works?
β
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Diane Duane (So You Want to Be a Wizard (Young Wizards, #1))
β
I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck not to have a heart.
β
β
L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
β
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2))
β
People are stupid. They will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true.
β
β
Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
β
Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet.
"I'm dying of boredom," Howl said pathetically. "Or maybe just dying.
β
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Diana Wynne Jones (Howlβs Moving Castle (Howlβs Moving Castle, #1))
β
When in doubt, shoot the wizard.
β
β
Tamora Pierce
β
Why, dear boy, we don't send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Harry Potter, #3))
β
Harry -- yer a wizard.
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1))
β
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
β
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Peter Jackson (The Art of The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings))
β
Did you knowβ then?β asked Harry.
βDid I know that I had just met the most dangerous Dark wizard of all time? No.
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6))
β
I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.
β
β
J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6))
β
What do I look like? The Wizard of Oz? You need a brain? You need a heart? Go ahead, take mine. Take everything I have.
β
β
Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4))
β
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
- Wizard
β
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Noel Langley (The Wizard of Oz Screenplay)
β
The difference between my darkness and your darkness is that I can look at my own badness in the face and accept its existence while you are busy covering your mirror with a white linen sheet. The difference between my sins and your sins is that when I sin I know I'm sinning while you have actually fallen prey to your own fabricated illusions. I am a siren, a mermaid; I know that I am beautiful while basking on the ocean's waves and I know that I can eat flesh and bones at the bottom of the sea. You are a white witch, a wizard; your spells are manipulations and your cauldron from hell yet you wrap yourself in white and wear a silver wig.
β
β
C. JoyBell C.
β
It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.
β
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Diana Wynne Jones (Howlβs Moving Castle (Howlβs Moving Castle, #1))
β
Curious indeed how these things happen. The wand chooses the wizard, remember...I think we must expect great things from you, Mr. Potter... After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things β terrible, yes, but great.
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1))
β
A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others
β
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L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
β
It is very hard for evil to take hold of the unconsenting soul.
β
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
β
There's more magic in a baby's first giggle than in any firestorm a wizard can conjure up, and don't let anyone tell you any different.
β
β
Jim Butcher (Fool Moon (The Dresden Files, #2))
β
What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. "If it's another form for me to sign, you've got another -"
"It's not," said Harry cheerfully. "It's a letter from my godfather."
"Godfather?" sputtered Uncle Vernon. "You haven't got a godfather!"
"Yes, I have," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy....
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Harry Potter, #3))
β
The man once wrote: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. Tolkien had that one mostly right.
I stepped forward, let the door bang closed, and snarled, "Fuck subtle.
β
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Jim Butcher (Changes (The Dresden Files, #12))
β
Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't you think?
β
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L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)
β
Azkaban - the wizard prison, Goyle." said Malfoy, looking at him in disbelief. "Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backward.
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2))
β
To light a candle is to cast a shadow...
β
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
β
Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid
β
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
β
But it is one thing to read about dragons and another to meet them.
β
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
β
If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with.
β
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Noel Langley (The Wizard of Oz Screenplay)
β
The Death Eaters can't all be pure-blood, there aren't enough pure-blood wizards left," said Hermione stubbornly. "I expect most of them are half-bloods pretending to be pure. It's only Muggle-borns they hate, they'd be quite happy to let you and Ron join up"
"There is no way they'd let me be a Death Eater!" said Ron indignantly...."My whole family are blood traitors! That's as bad as Muggle-borns to Death Eaters!"
"And they'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in.
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6))
β
I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given her a clue?' - when J.K. Rowling insisted she wasn't writing fantasy.
β
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Terry Pratchett
β
I am who I am; no more, no less.
β
β
Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
β
Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!
β
β
Jim Butcher
β
Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!
β
β
J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter, #7))
β
Sometimes, making the wrong choice is better than making no choice. You have the courage to go forward, that is rare. A person who stands at the fork, unable to pick, will never get anywhere.
β
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
β
Oh it's the bingo playing wizard
I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!
β
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Louis Tomlinson
β
...Wizard's Fifth Rule: Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.
β
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Terry Goodkind (Soul of the Fire (Sword of Truth, #5))
β
Now I know I've got a heart because it is breaking.
- Tin Man
β
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Noel Langley (The Wizard of Oz Screenplay)
β
Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.
β
β
Jim Butcher (Changes (The Dresden Files, #12))
β
I had forgotten how much light there is in the world, till you gave it back to me.
β
β
Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
β
You have plenty of courage, I am sure," answered Oz. "All you need is confidence in yourself. There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid, and that kind of courage you have in plenty.
β
β
L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
β
Xenophilius Lovegood," he said, extending a hand to Harry. "My daughter and I live over the hill, so kind of the Weasleys to invite us. I think you know my Luna?" he added to Ron.
"Yes" said Ron. "Isn't she with you?"
"She lingered in that charming little garden to say hello to the gnomes, such a glorious infestation! How few wizards realize just how much we can learn from the wise little gnomes β or, to give then their correct names, the Gernumbli gardensi."
"Ours do know a lot of excellent swear words," said Ron, "but I think Fred and George taught them those.
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter, #7))
β
As for fairy tales, he understood that they were reflections of the people who had spun them, and were flecked with little truths - intrusions of reality into fantasy, like toast crumbs on a wizard's beard.
β
β
Laini Taylor (Strange the Dreamer (Strange the Dreamer, #1))
β
She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."
Wizards don't giggle," I said, hardly able to speak. "This is cackling.
β
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Jim Butcher (Changes (The Dresden Files, #12))
β
A celestial wizard doesnβt destroy celestial bodies. She bends them.
β
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Andri E. Elia (Borealis: A Worldmaker of Yand Novel)
β
I shall take the heart. [...] For brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world.
β
β
L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
β
The last time I was this scared, I peed myself."
"The last time I was this scared," Radar says, "I actually had to face a Dark Lord in order to make the world safe for wizards.
β
β
John Green (Paper Towns)
β
But people only die in proper duels, you know, with real wizards. The most you and Malfoyβll be able to do is send sparks at each other. Neither of you knows enough magic to do any real damage. I bet he expected you to refuse, anyway.β
βAnd what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?β
βThrow it away and punch him on the nose,β Ron suggested.
β
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1))
β
I think you are a very bad man," said Dorothy.
"Oh, no, my dear; I'm really a very good man, but I'm a very bad Wizard, I must admit.
β
β
L. Frank Baum
β
Love is not about what you want. It's about finding happiness for the one you love.
β
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
β
Though I have to admit, I had a good laugh when I realized you thought I was a bloodsucker." He smiles.
"Oh, well excuse me. I mean since there are immortals running around, I figure we may as well bring on the faeries, wizards, werewolves, andβ" I shake my head. "I mean jeez, you talk about all this like it's normal!
β
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Alyson Noel (Evermore (The Immortals, #1))
β
The most creative act you will ever undertake is the act of creating yourself.
β
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Deepak Chopra (The Way of the Wizard: Twenty Spiritual Lessons for Creating the Life You Want)
β
Wizard Howl," said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.
β
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Diana Wynne Jones (Howlβs Moving Castle (Howlβs Moving Castle, #1))
β
What's that?"
"Jane!" Gansey said joyfully.
Adam said, "It's a wizard in a box."
"It will do your homework," Noah added.
"And it's been dating your girlfriend," Ronan finished.
Blue scowled. "Are you all drunk?
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Maggie Stiefvater (The Dream Thieves (The Raven Cycle, #2))
β
For a word to be spoken, there must be silence. Before, and after.
β
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
β
It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.
I turned around and ran like hell.
β
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Jim Butcher (Death Masks (The Dresden Files, #5))
β
Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these,' said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers.
'I'm not putting them on,' said old Archie in indignation. 'I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks.
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4))
β
Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.
β
β
Michael Grant (Gone (Gone, #1))
β
I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?
β
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Michael Buckley
β
Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of
their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for
the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through ......
Percy was deeply disapproving of this behavior.
"It is not a laughing matter," he said coldly.
"Oh, get out of the way, Percy," said Fred. "Harry's in a hurry."
"Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged
servant," said George, chortling.
Ginny didn't find it amusing either.
"Oh, don't," she wailed every time Fred asked Harry loudly who he was
planning to attack next, or when George pretended to ward Harry off with a large
clove of garlic when they met.
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2))
β
This liberating discovery enables me to proceed without any fear that I might inadvertently influence you to abandon promising careers in business, law or politics for the giddy delights of becoming a gay wizard.
β
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J.K. Rowling
β
Do you think we can be friends?β I asked.
He stared up at the ceiling. βProbably not, but we can pretend.
β
β
Priya Ardis (Ever My Merlin (My Merlin, #3))
β
I've always taken 'The Wizard of Oz' very seriously, you know. I believe in the idea of the rainbow. And I've spent my entire life trying to get over it.
β
β
Judy Garland
β
We know from myths and fairy tales that there are many different kinds of powers in this world. One child is given a light saber, another a wizard's education. The trick is not to amass all the different kinds of power, but to use well the kind you've been granted.
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Susan Cain (Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking)
β
No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.
β
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Steven Brust
β
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
β
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Noel Langley (The Wizard of Oz Screenplay)
β
Go to bed; tired is stupid.
β
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
β
Knives,β muttered Calder, βand threats, and bribes, and war?β
Bayazβ eyes shone with the lamplight. βYes?β
βWhat kind of a fucking wizard are you?β
βThe kind you obey.
β
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Joe Abercrombie (The Heroes)
β
If we walk far enough," says Dorothy, "we shall sometime come to someplace.
β
β
L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
β
I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.
β
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Jim Butcher (Turn Coat (The Dresden Files, #11))
β
...this is exactly the kind of store that makes you want to buy a book about a teenage wizard. This is the kind of store that makes you want to be a teenage wizard.
β
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Robin Sloan (Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore (Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore, #1))
β
Minor magicians take pains to fit this traditional wizardly bill. By contrast, the really powerful magicians take pleasure in looking like accountants.
β
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Jonathan Stroud (The Amulet of Samarkand (Bartimaeus, #1))
β
How long have you been a Wiccan?'
'A what?'
'A pagan. A witch.'
'I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.'
Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?'
'Wizard has a Z'
He looked at me blankly.
'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.
β
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Jim Butcher (Death Masks (The Dresden Files, #5))
β
The most important rule there is, the Wizard's Sixth Rule: the only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.
β
β
Terry Goodkind (Faith of the Fallen (Sword of Truth, #6))
β
If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone
β
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Stephen King (Wizard and Glass (The Dark Tower, #4))
β
Wizard's Fourth Rule
There is magic in sincere forgiveness; in the forgiveness you give, but more so in the forgiveness you receive.
β
β
Terry Goodkind (Temple of the Winds (Sword of Truth, #4))
β
I'll not deny I am impressed by your mastery of six warrens, Quick Ben. In retrospect, you should have held back on at least half of what you command." The man made to rise.
"But, Bauchelain," the wizard replied, "I did.
β
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Steven Erikson (Memories of Ice (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #3))
β
We won't be seeing you,' Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.
'Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch,' said George, mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd. 'If anyone fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley β Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,' he said in a loud voice, 'Our new premises!'
'Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat,' added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.
'STOP THEM!' shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.
'Give her hell from us, Peeves.'
And Peeves, who Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5))
β
As I look out at all of you gathered here, I want to say that I don't see a room full of Parisians in top hats and diamonds and silk dresses. I don't see bankers and housewives and store clerks. No. I address you all tonight as you truly are: wizards, mermaids, travelers, adventurers, and magicians. You are the true dreamers.
β
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Brian Selznick (The Invention of Hugo Cabret)
β
Do you know how wizards like to be buried?"
"Yes!"
"Well, how?"
Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs.
"Reluctantly.
β
β
Terry Pratchett (Equal Rites (Discworld, #3; Witches, #1))
β
A baby has brains, but it doesn't know much. Experience is the only thing that brings knowledge, and the longer you are on earth the more experience you are sure to get.
β
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L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
β
no army has ever marched into battle thinking that the Creator had sided with their enemy.
β
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
β
Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard.
β
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Maureen Johnson (The Name of the Star (Shades of London, #1))
β
Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar!
β
β
Jim Butcher (Small Favor (The Dresden Files, #10))
β
The wizards represent all that the true 'muggle' most fears: They are plainly outcasts and comfortable with being so. Nothing is more unnerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit!
β
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J.K. Rowling
β
Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realize that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the demons. Using it for your own purposes would be like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake.
β
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Terry Pratchett (Eric (Discworld, #9; Rincewind, #4))
β
You," Madeline said, her voice hollow and wheezing, "are like a bad case of herpes, wizard. You're inconvenient, embarassing, no real threat, and you simply will not go away.
β
β
Jim Butcher (Turn Coat (The Dresden Files, #11))
β
The Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid; given proper motivation almost anyone will believe almost anything.
β
β
Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
β
But need alone is not enough to set power free: there must be knowledge.
β
β
Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
β
True courage is in facing danger when you are afraid...
β
β
L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
β
Vane grabbed me. βDuLac, letβs chat.β
Chat. British-speak for βStand still while I yell at you.
β
β
Priya Ardis (My Merlin Awakening (My Merlin, #2))
β
HARRY DRESDENβWIZARD Lost Items Found. Paranormal Investigations. Consulting. Advice. Reasonable Rates. No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties, or Other Entertainment
β
β
Jim Butcher (Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1))
β
The efficiency of the cleaning solution in liquefying wizards suggested the operation of an antithetical principal,which-"
"Did you have to get him started?" Cimorene asked reproachfully.
β
β
Patricia C. Wrede (Calling on Dragons (Enchanted Forest Chronicles, #3))
β
No matter how dreary and gray our homes are, we people of flesh and blood would rather live there than in any other country, be it ever so beautiful. There is no place like home.
β
β
L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
β
I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "Great and Terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains
β
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Jenny Lawson (Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir)
β
Well,----me,β he said. βA----ing wizard. I hate----ing wizards!β βYou shouldnβt----them, then,β muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes.
β
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Terry Pratchett (Mort (Discworld, #4))
β
It is no secret. All power is one in source and end, I think. Years and distances, stars and candles, water and wind and wizardry, the craft in a man's hand and the wisdom in a tree's root: they all arise together. My name, and yours, and the true name of the sun, or a spring of water, or an unborn child, all are syllables of the great word that is very slowly spoken by the shining of the stars. There is no other power. No other name.
β
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
β
And now, all these years later, it seemed to him that the most horrible fact of human existence was that broken hearts mended.
β
β
Stephen King (Wizard and Glass (The Dark Tower, #4))
β
From that time forth he believed that the wise man is one who never sets himself apart from other living things, whether they have speech or not, and in later years he strove long to learn what can be learned, in silence, from the eyes of animals, the flight of birds, the great slow gestures of trees.
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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Wands are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's.
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter, #7))
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I've heard of a guy in Chicago who advertises in the phone book under "Wizard",though that's probably a urban legend.
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Benedict Jacka (Fated (Alex Verus, #1))
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How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.
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Noel Langley (The Wizard of Oz Screenplay)
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But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil, damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darknessΒ .Β .Β . .Β .Β . which could obviously be redeemed only by passing through the fiery, cleansing inferno of a wizardly digestive tract.
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Jim Butcher (Skin Game (The Dresden Files, #15))
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Rule number one of the wizarding business. Never let them see you sweat. People expect us to know things. It can be a big advantage. Donβt screw it up by looking like youβre as confused as everyone else. Bad for the image.
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Jim Butcher (Proven Guilty (The Dresden Files, #8))
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Wizard's Tenth Rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
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Terry Goodkind (Phantom (Sword of Truth, #10))
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Only in silence the word, only in dark the light, only in dying life: bright the hawk's flight on the empty sky.
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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Wizard's Seventh Rule
Life is the future, not the past.
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Terry Goodkind (The Pillars of Creation (Sword of Truth, #7))
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you can not fully read a book without being alone. But through this very solitude you become intimately involved with people whom you might never have met otherwise, either because they have been dead for centuries or because they spoke languages you cannot understand. And, nonetheless, they have become your closest friends, your wisest advisors, the wizards that hypnotize you, the lovers you have always dreamed of.
-Antonio munoz molinas, "the power of the pen
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Cornelia Funke (Inkdeath (Inkworld, #3))
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You thought, as a boy, that a mage is one who can do anything. So I thought, once. So did we all. And the truth is that as a man's real power grows and his knowledge widens, ever the way he can follow grows narrower: until at last he chooses nothing, but does only and wholly what he must do. . . .
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power and a dim idea of how to use it to attempt one. Before you knew it, a three-headed Slavonic god was wreaking havoc in downtown Atlanta, the skies were raining winged snakes, and SWAT was screaming for more ammo.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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You put a spell on the dog," I said as we left the house.
"Just a small one," said Nightingale.
"So magic is real," I said. "Which makes you a...what?"
"A wizard."
"Like Harry Potter?"
Nightingale sighed. "No," he said. "Not like Harry Potter."
"In what way?"
"I'm not a fictional character," said Nightingale.
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Ben Aaronovitch (Rivers of London (Rivers of London, #1))
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Wizard's Third Rule
Passion rules reason, for better or for worse.
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Terry Goodkind (Blood of the Fold (Sword of Truth, #3))
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Flying monkeys?" the Gasman called out a guess. "Like in the Wizard of Oz?"
It dawned on me then. "No," I said tersely "Worse. Flying Erasers.
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James Patterson (School's OutβForever (Maximum Ride, #2))
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Toto did not really care whether he was in Kansas or the Land of Oz so long as Dorothy was with him; but he knew the little girl was unhappy, and that made him unhappy too.
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L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
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Don't expect much and you won't be disappointed.
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Cinda Williams Chima (The Wizard Heir (The Heir Chronicles, #2))
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You people with hearts,' he said once, 'have something to guide you, and need never do wrong; but I have no heart, and so I must be very careful.
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L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
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What good is power when you're too wise to use it?
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds.
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
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The Second Rule is that the greatest harm can result from the best intentions. It sounds a paradox, but kindness and good intentions can be an insidious path to destruction. Sometimes doing what seems right is wrong, and can cause harm. The only counter to it is knowledge, wisdom, forethought, and understanding the First Rule. Even then, that is not always enough.
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Terry Goodkind (Stone of Tears (Sword of Truth, #2))
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As far as informing the headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went during the summer holidays. He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long silver beard, full-length wizard's robes, and pointed hat, stretched out on a beach somewhere, rubbing suntan lotion onto his long crooked nose.
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4))
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I sat and thought for four (delayed train) hours, and all the details bubbled up in my brain, and this scrawny, black-haired, bespectacled boy who didn't know he was a wizard became more and more real to me.
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J.K. Rowling
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Tell me about this Wizard Howl of yours."
"He's the best wizard in Ingary or anywhere else. If he'd only had time, he would have defeated that djinn. And he's sly and selfish and vain as a peacock and cowardly, and you can't pin him down to anything."
"Indeed? Strange that you should speak so proudly such a list of vices, most loving of ladies."
"What do you mean, vices? I was just describing Howl. He comes from another world entirely, you know, called Wales, and I refuse to believe he's dead!
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Diana Wynne Jones (Castle in the Air (Howl's Moving Castle, #2))
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Youβll soon find out some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter. You donβt want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.β
He held out his hand to shake Harryβs, but Harry didnβt take it.
βI think I can tell who the wrong sort are for myself, thanks,β he said coolly.
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1))
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Once you teach me something, it's mine to use.
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
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It is such an uncomfortable feeling to know one is a fool.
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L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
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But you've been too busy saving the Wizarding world. Well ... I can't say I'm surprised. I knew this would happen in the end. I knew you wouldn't be happy unless you were hunting Voldemort. Maybe that's why I like you so much.
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6))
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True love, like any other strong and addicting drug, is boring β once the tale of encounter and discovery is told, kisses quickly grow stale and caresses tiresomeβ¦ except, of course, to those who share the kisses, who give and take the caresses while every sound and color of the world seems to deepen and brighten around them. As with any other strong drug, true first love is really only interesting to those who have become its prisoners.
And, as is true of any other strong and addicting drug, true first love is dangerous.
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Stephen King (Wizard and Glass (The Dark Tower, #4))
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He knew now, and the knowledge was hard, that his task had never been to undo what he had done, but to finish what he had begun.
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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Pippin glanced in some wonder at the face now close beside his own, for the sound of that laugh had been gay and merry. Yet in the wizard's face he saw at first only lines of care and sorrow; though as he looked more intently he perceived that under all there was a great joy: a fountain of mirth enough to set a kingdom laughing, were it to gush forth.
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J.R.R. Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings)
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But you must not change one thing, one pebble, one grain of sand, until you know what good and evil will follow on that act. The world is in balance, in Equilibrium. A wizard's power of Changing and Summoning can shake the balance of the world. It is dangerous, that power...It must follow knowledge, and serve need.
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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Hermione, if Harryβs seen a Grim, thatβs β thatβs bad,β he said.
βMy β my uncle Bilius saw one and β and he died twenty-four hours later!β
βCoincidence,β said Hermione airily, pouring herself some pumpkin juice.
βYou donβt know what youβre talking about!β said Ron, starting to get angry. βGrims scare the living daylights out of most wizards!β
βThere you are, then,β said Hermione in a superior tone. βThey see the Grim and die of fright. The Grimβs not an omen, itβs the cause of death! And Harryβs still with us because heβs not stupid enough to see one and think, right, well, Iβd better kick the bucket then!
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Harry Potter, #3))
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It's like Dungeons and Dragons, but real."
Jace was looking at Simon as if he were some bizarre species of insect. "It's like what?"
"It's a game," Clary explained. She felt vaguely embarrassed. "People pretend to be wizards and elves, and they kill monsters and stuff."
Jace looked stupefied.
Simon grinned. "You've never heard of Dungeons and Dragons?"
"I've heard of dungeons," Jace said. "Also dragons. Although they're mostly extinct."
Simon looked disappointed. "You've never killed a dragon?"
"He's probably never met a six-foot-tall hot elf-woman in a fur bikini, either," Clary said irritably. "Lay off, Simon."
"Real elves are about eight inches tall," Jace pointed out. "Also, they bite.
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Cassandra Clare (City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1))
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Vaneβs lips tightened to suppress a smile. βWhy so hostile, love?β
βYou whacked me on the head with a ball!β
βYou deserved it.
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Priya Ardis (My Merlin Awakening (My Merlin, #2))
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Those who have sacrificed always have the most to lose.
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Danielle Paige (Dorothy Must Die (Dorothy Must Die, #1))
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My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.
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J.K. Rowling (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay)
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I caught his hand. βWhat do you want me to do?β
Leaning down, he kissed the pulse beating on my neck just above the damaged skin. βTomorrow, I need you to die.
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Priya Ardis (My Merlin Awakening (My Merlin, #2))
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There is no such thing as pure good or pure evil, least of all in people. In the best of us there are thoughts or deeds that are wicked, and in the worst of us, at least some virtue. An adversary is not one who does loathsome acts for their own sake. He always has a reason that to him is justification. My cat eats mice. Does that make him bad? I don't think so, and the cat doesn't think so, but I would bet the mice have a different opinion.
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
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Ged had neither lost nor won but, naming the shadow of his death with his own name, had made himself whole: a man: who, knowing his whole true self, cannot be used or possessed by any power other than himself, and whose life therefore is lived for life's sake and never in the service of ruin, or pain, or hatred, or the dark.
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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Everything is valuable under the right conditions. To a man dying of thirst, water be more precious than gold. To a drowning man, water be of little worth and great trouble.
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
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Radar revs the engine as to say hustle, and we are running through the parking lot, Ben's robe flowing in the wind so that he looks vaguely like a dark wizard, except that his pale skinny legs are visible, and his arms hug plastic bags. I can see the back of Lacey's legs beneath her dress, her calves tight in midstride. I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.
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John Green (Paper Towns)
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You expect heroes to survive terrible things. If you give them a medal, then you don't ever have to ask why the terrible thing happened in the first place. Or try to fix it.
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T. Kingfisher (A Wizardβs Guide to Defensive Baking)
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At that moment, Harry fully understood for the first time why people said Dumbledore was the only wizard Voldemort had ever feared. The look upon Dumbledore's face as he stared down at the unconscious form of Mad-Eye moody was more terrible than Harry could have ever imagined. There was no benign smile upon Dumbledore's face, no twinkle in the eyes behind the spectacles. There was cold fury in every line of the ancient face; a sense of power radiated from Dumbledore as though he were giving off burning heat.
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4))
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What a world, what a world. Who would have thought that. some little girl like you could. destroy my beautiful wickedness.
- Wicket Witch of the West
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Noel Langley (The Wizard of Oz Screenplay)
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Oh, I see;" said the Tin Woodman. "But, after all, brains are not the best things in the world."
Have you any?" enquired the Scarecrow.
No, my head is quite empty," answered the Woodman; "but once I had brains, and a heart also; so, having tried them both, I should much rather have a heart.
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L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)
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But...surely you know where your nephew is going?' she asked, looking bewildered.
'Certainly we know,' said Vernon Dursley. 'He's off with some of your lot, isn't he?
Right, Dudley, let's get in the car, you heard the man, we're in a hurry.'
Again, Vernon Dursley marched as far as the front door, but Dudley did not follow.
'Off with some of our lot?'
Hestia looked outraged. Harry had met the attitude before: witches and wizards seemed stunned that his closest living family took so little interest in the famous Harry Potter.
'It's fine,' Harry assured her. 'It doesn't matter, honestly.'
'Doesn't matter?' repeated Hestia, her voice rising ominously.
'Don't these people realise what you've been through? What danger you are in? The unique position you hold in the hearts of the anti-Voldemort movement?
'Er - no, they don't,' said Harry. 'They think I'm a waste of space, actually, but I'm used to -'
'I don't think you're a waste of space.'
If Harry had not seen Dudley's lips move, he might not have believed it.
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter, #7))
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Why did you wear heels? How are you supposed to fight a gargoyle in what you're wearing?
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Priya Ardis (My Boyfriend Merlin (My Merlin, #1))
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In that moment Ged understood the singing of the bird, and the language of the water falling in the basin of the fountain, and the shape of the clouds, and the beginning and end of the wind that stirred the leaves; it seemed to him that he himself was a word spoken by the sunlight.
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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It's easy to bask in the sun, not so easy to enjoy the rain. But one can't exist without the other. The weather always changes. Feelings of sadness and happiness deserve equal mental screen time.
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Tom Felton (Beyond the Wand: The Magic & Mayhem of Growing Up a Wizard)
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A rock is a good thing, too, you know. If the Isles of Earthsea were all made of diamond, we'd lead a hard life here. Enjoy the illusions, lad, and let the rocks be rocks.
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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Tayla cursed under her breath. "I was just explaining to Eidolon that Sin is a Smurfette."
Wraith swung his big body around to study Sin with blue eyes that were very different from Shade's, E's. and Lore's. Sin's, too. "Nah. Smurfette is way hotter."
"What the fuck is a Smurfette?" Eidolon was seriously getting annoyed now.
"There's this cartoon called The Smurfs," Tayla explained, slowly, as though Eidolon were the child here.
"They're these little blue people, and they're all male. But one day a female shows up. She shouldn't exist, but she does."
Eidolon considered that for a second. "How did she get there?"
"An evil wizard named Gargamel made her," Tayla said. "In a lab or something."
"So you're suggesting that an evil wizard made Sin?"
"Of course not, silly. I'm just saying she's a Smurfette. A lone female amongst males."
Eidolon frowned. "Did the Smurfette mate with the males?"
"Dude." Wraith grimaced. "It's a cartoon.
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Larissa Ione (Ecstasy Unveiled (Demonica, #4))
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As the Dark Lord becomes ever more powerful, your race is set still more firmly above mine! Gringotts falls under Wizarding rule, house-elves are slaughtered, and who amongst the wand-carriers protests?β
βWe do!β said Hermione. She had sat up straight, her eyes bright. βWe protest! And Iβm hunted quite as much as any goblin or elf, Griphook! Iβm a Mudblood!β
βDonβt call yourself ββ Ron muttered.
βWhy shouldnβt I?β said Hermione. βMudblood, and proud of it! Iβve got no higher position under this new order than you have, Griphook! It was me they chose to torture, back at the Malfoysβ!
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter, #7))
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Bags, and Double Bags!" - Zedd
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
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Yet a greater, unlearned skill he possessed, which was the art of kindness.
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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Not forgiving someone hurts you worse than it hurts him...even if he doesn't deserve to be forgiven...Not forgiving someone is like not pulling a thorn out of your foot just because you weren't the one who put it there.
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Mercedes Lackey (The Wizard of London (Elemental Masters, #4))
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Once upon a time, powerful wizard, who wanted to destroy an entire kingdom, placed a magic potion in the well from which the inhabitants drank. Whoever drank that water would go mad.
The following morning, the whole population drank from the well and they all went mad, apart from the king and his family, who had a well set aside for them alone, which the magician had not managed to poison. The king was worried and tried to control the population by issuing a series of edicts governing security and public health. The policemen and the inspectors, however, had also drunk the poisoned water, and they thought the kingβs decisions were absurd and resolved to take notice of them.
When the inhabitants of the kingdom heard these decrees, they became convinced that the king had gone mad and was now giving nonsensical orders. The marched on the castle and called for his abdication.
In despair the king prepared to step down from the throne, but the queen stopped him, saying: βLet us go and drink from the communal well. Then we will be the same as them.β
And that was what they did: The king and queen drank the water of madness and immediately began talking nonsense. Their subjects repented at once; now that the king was displaying such βwisdomβ, why not allow him to rule the country?
The country continued to live in peace, although its inhabitants behaved very differently from those of its neighbors. And the king was able to govern until the end of his days.
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For I consider brains far superior to money in every way. You may have noticed that if one has money without brains, he cannot use it to his advantage; but if one has brains without money, they will enable him to live comfortably to the end of his days.
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L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
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The wise needn't ask, the fool asks in vain.
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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Who knows a man's name, holds that man's life in his keeping. Thus to Ged, who had lost faith in himself, Vetch had given him that gift that only a friend can give, the proof of unshaken, unshakeable trust.
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It gives you something to do in your spare time, coming up with solutions to ridiculous problems that aren't ever going to happen. Except when one of them does, at which point you feel way too vindicated.
- Harry Dresden, Changes, Jim Butcher
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Jim Butcher (Changes (The Dresden Files, #12))
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They're afraid of change, and we must change. They're afraid of the young, and we are the young. They're afraid of music, and music is our life. They're afraid of books, and knowledge, and ideas. They're most afraid of our magic.
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James Patterson (Witch & Wizard (Witch & Wizard, #1))
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Favorite Quotations.
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.
The worth of a book is measured by what you carry away from it.
It's not over till it's over.
Imagination is everything.
All life is an experiment.
What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls the butterfly.
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Pat Frayne (Tales of Topaz the Conjure Cat: Part I Topaz and the Evil Wizard & Part II Topaz and the Plum-Gista Stone)
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Wizards don't believe in gods in the same way that most people don't find it necessary to believe in, say, tables. They know they're there, they know they're there for a purpose, they'd probably agree that they have a place in a well-organised universe, but they wouldn't see the point of believing, of going around saying "O great table, without whom we are as naught." Anyway, either the gods are there whether you believe in them or not, or exist only as a function of the belief, so either way you might as well ignore the whole business and, as it were, eat off your knees.
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Terry Pratchett (Reaper Man (Discworld, #11; Death, #2))
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People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. Peopleβs heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool.
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
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...she wasn't reading Deathly Hallows at all. Her book wasn't orange but rose and water and sand, and featured a kid on a broomstick and white unicorn. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. She didn't notice me staring at her.
'Oh, I envy you,' I thought, but was smiling for her. She had just begun.
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Melissa Anelli (Harry, a History: The True Story of a Boy Wizard, His Fans, and Life Inside the Harry Potter Phenomenon)
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Once upon a time, when I was a child reading fairy tales, I'd ached to have my own adventures. Not that I'd wanted to be some dippy heroine languishing in a tower, awaiting rescue. No, I'd wanted to be the knight, charging into battle against overwhelming odds, or the plucky country lass who gets taken on as an apprentice to a great wizard. As I got older, I'd found out the hard way that adventures are rarely anything like the books say. Half the time you are scared out of your mind, and the rest you're bored and your feet hurt. I was beginning to believe that maybe I wasn't the adventurous type.
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Karen Chance (Touch the Dark (Cassandra Palmer, #1))
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Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousands of miles and all the years you have lived. The odors of fruits waft me to my southern home, to my childhood frolics in the peach orchard. Other odors, instantaneous and fleeting, cause my heart to dilate joyously or contract with remembered grief. Even as I think of smells, my nose is full of scents that start awake sweet memories of summers gone and ripening fields far away.
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Helen Keller
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She looked so beautiful in the moonlight, but it wasn't only the way she looked, it was what was inside her, everything from her intelligence and courage to her wit, and the special smile she gave only to him. He would slay a dragon, if there were such a thing, just to see that smile. He knew he would never want anyone else for as long as he lived. He would rather spend the rest of his life alone than with someone else. There could be no one else.
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
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He did not know or care whether they were wizards or Muggles, friends or foes; all he cared about was that a dark stain was spreading across Dobby's front, and that he had stretched out his thin arms to Harry with a look of supplication. Harry caught him and laid him sideways on the cool grass.
"Dobby, no, don't die, don't die -"
The elf's eyes found him, and his lips trembled with the effort to form words.
"Harry...Potter..."
And then with a little shudder the elf became quite still, and his eyes were nothing more than great glassy orbs, sprinkled with light from the stars they could not see.
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter, #7))
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Let's get something clear up front. I'm not Harry Dresden. Harry's a wizard. A genuine, honest-to-goodness wizard. He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of Red Bull, with a big leather coat and a .44 revolver in his pocket. He'll spit in the eye of gods and demons alike if he thinks it needs to be done, and to hell with the consequences -- and yet somehow my little brother manages to remain a decent human being. I'll be damned if I know how. But then, I'll be damned regardless. My name is Thomas Raith, and I'm a monster.
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Jim Butcher (Backup (The Dresden Files, #10.5))
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We know from myths and fairy tales that there are many different kinds of powers in the world. One child is given a light saber, another a wizard's education. The trick is not to amass all the different kinds of available power, but to use well the kind you've been granted. Introverts are offered keys to private gardens full of riches. To possess such a key is to tumble like Alice down her rabbit hole. She didn't choose to go to Wonderland -- but she made of it an adventure that was fresh and fantastic and very much her own.
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Susan Cain (Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking)
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The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue.
This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin your day.
I was lying on the examining table, and Butters, complete with his surgical gown and his tray of autopsy instruments, stood over me.
'I'm not dead!' I sputtered. 'I'm not dead!
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Jim Butcher (Death Masks (The Dresden Files, #5))
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You need to know where to go,' Sanya said.
'Yes,'
'And you are going to consult four large pizzas for guidance.'
'Yes,' I said.
...'There is, I think, humour here which does not translate well from English into sanity.'
'That's pretty rich coming from the agnostic Knight of the Cross with a holy Sword who takes his orders from an archangel.' I said.
- Harry Dresden & Sanya, Changes, Jim Butcher
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Jim Butcher (Changes (The Dresden Files, #12))
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Can't you give me brains?" asked the Scarecrow.
"You don't need them. You are learning something every day. A baby has brains, but it doesn't know much. Experience is the only thing that brings knowledge, and the longer you are on earth the more experience you are sure to get.
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L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Oz, #1))
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Albus Dumbledore had gotten to his feet. He was beaming at the students, his arms opened wide, as if nothing could have pleased him more than to see them all there.
"Welcome!" he said. "Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
"Thank you!"
He sat back down. Everybody clapped and cheered. Harry didn't know whether to laugh or not.
βIs he β a bit mad?β he asked Percy uncertainly.
"Mad?" said Percy airily. "He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1))
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Is it true?" he said. "They're saying all down the train that Harry Potter's in this compartment. So it's you, is it?"
"Yes," said Harry. He was looking at the other boys. Both of were thickset and looked like bodyguards.
"Oh, this is Crabbe and this is Goyle," said the pale boy carelssly, noticing where Harry was looking. "And my name's Malfoy, Draco Malfoy."
Ron gave a slight cough, which might have been hiding a snigger. Draco Malfoy looked at him.
"Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford."
He turned back to Harry. "You'll soon find out some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter. You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1))
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A man would know the end he goes to, but he cannot know it if he does not turn, and return to his beginning, and hold that beginning in his being. If he would not be a stick whirled and whelmed in the stream, he must be the stream itself, all of it, from its spring to its sinking in the sea.
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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War as a moral metaphor is limited, limiting, and dangerous. By reducing the choices of action to βa war againstβ whatever-it-is, you divide the world into Me or Us (good) and Them or It (bad) and reduce the ethical complexity and moral richness of our life to Yes/No, On/Off. This is puerile, misleading, and degrading. In stories, it evades any solution but violence and offers the reader mere infantile reassurance. All too often the heroes of such fantasies behave exactly as the villains do, acting with mindless violence, but the hero is on the βrightβ side and therefore will win. Right makes might.
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Ursula K. Le Guin (A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle, #1))
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GLINDA: Well,I'm a public figure now! People expect me to--
ELPHABA: Lie?
GLINDA: (fiercely) Be encouraging! And what exactly have you been doing? Besides riding on around on that filthy thing!
ELPHABA: Well, we can't all come and go by bubble. Whose invention was that, the Wizard's? Of course, even if it wasn't, I'm sure he'd still take credit for it.
GLINDA: Yes, well, a lot of us are taking things that don't belong to us, aren't we?
Uh oh! The two stare daggers at each other, then...
ELPHABA: Now, wait just a clock-tick. I know it's difficult for that blissful blonde brain of yours to comprehend that someone like him could actually choose someone like me!But it's happened. It's real. And you can wave that ridiculous wand all you want, you can't change it! He never belonged to you -- he doesn't love you, he never did! He loves me!
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Stephen Schwartz (Wicked: The Complete Book and Lyrics of the Broadway Musical)
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Lea stood upon a fallen log ahead of us, staring ahead. Mouse walked up to her.
Gggrrrr rawf arrrgggrrrrarrrr," I said.
Mouse gave me an impatient glance, and somehow--I don't know if it was something in his body language or what--I became aware that he was telling me to sit down and shut up or he'd come over and make me.
I sat down. Something in me really didn't like that idea, but when I looked around, I saw that everyone else had done it too, and that made me feel better.
Mouse said, again in what sounded like perfectly clear English, "Funny. Now restore them."
Lea turned to look at the big dog and said, "Do you dare to give me commands, hound?"
Not your hound," Mouse said. I didn't know how he was doing it. His mouth wasn't moving or anything. "Restore them before I rip your ass off. Literally rip it off."
The Leanansidhe tilted her head back and let out a low laugh. "You are far from your sources of power here, my dear demon."
I live with a wizard. I cheat." He took a step toward her and his lips peeled up from his fangs in unmistakable hostility. "You want to restore them? Or do I kill you and get them back that way?"
Lea narrowed her eyes. Then she said, "You're bluffing."
One of the big dog's huge, clawed paws dug at the ground, as if bracing him for a leap, and his growl seemed to . . . I looked down and checked. It didn't seem to shake the ground. The ground was actually shaking for several feet in every direction of the dog. Motes of blue light began to fall from his jaws, thickly enough that it looked quite a bit like he was foaming at the mouth. "Try me."
The Leanansidhe shook her head slowly. Then she said, "How did Dresden ever win you?"
He didn't," Mouse said. "I won him.
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Jim Butcher (Changes (The Dresden Files, #12))
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β¦ many people must be ruled to thrive. In their selfishness and greed, they see free people as their oppressors. They wish to have a leader who will cut the taller plants so the sun will reach them. They think no plant should be allowed to grow taller than the shortest, and in that way give light to all. They would rather be provided a guiding light, regardless of the fuel, than light a candle themselves.
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
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In Lifeβs name and for Lifeβs sake, I say that I will use the Art for nothing but the service of that Life. I will guard growth and ease pain. I will fight to preserve what grows and lives well in its own way; and I will change no object or creature unless its growth and life, or that of the system of which it is part, are threatened. To these ends, in the practice of my Art, I will put aside fear for courage, and death for life, when it is right to do soβtill Universeβs end. I will look always toward the Heart of Time, where all times are one, where all our sundered worlds lie whole, as they were meant to be.
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Diane Duane (So You Want to Be a Wizard (Young Wizards, #1))
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Shepley walked out of his bedroom pulling a T-shirt over his head. His eyebrows pushed together. βDid they just leave?β
βYeah,β I said absently, rinsing my cereal bowl and dumping Abbyβs leftover oatmeal in the sink. Sheβd barely touched it.
βWell, what the hell? Mare didnβt even say goodbye.β
βYou knew she was going to class. Quit being a cry baby.β
Shepley pointed to his chest. βIβm the cry baby? Do you remember last night?β
βShut up.β
βThatβs what I thought.β He sat on the couch and slipped on his sneakers. βDid you ask Abby about her birthday?β
βShe didnβt say much, except that sheβs not into birthdays.β
βSo what are we doing?β
βThrowing her a party.β Shepley nodded, waiting for me to explain. βI thought weβd surprise her. Invite some of our friends over and have America take her out for a while.β
Shepley put on his white ball cap, pulling it down so low over his brows I couldnβt see his eyes. βShe can manage that. Anything else?β
βHow do you feel about a puppy?β
Shepley laughed once. βItβs not my birthday, bro.β
I walked around the breakfast bar and leaned my hip against the stool. βI know, but she lives in the dorms. She canβt have a puppy.β
βKeep it here? Seriously? What are we going to do with a dog?β
βI found a Cairn Terrier online. Itβs perfect.β
βA what?β
βPidge is from Kansas. Itβs the same kind of dog Dorothy had in the Wizard of Oz.β
Shepleyβs face was blank. βThe Wizard of Oz.β
βWhat? I liked the scarecrow when I was a little kid, shut the fuck up.β
βItβs going to crap every where, Travis. Itβll bark and whine and β¦ I donβt know.β
βSo does America β¦ minus the crapping.β
Shepley wasnβt amused.
βIβll take it out and clean up after it. Iβll keep it in my room. You wonβt even know itβs here.β
βYou canβt keep it from barking.β
βThink about it. You gotta admit itβll win her over.β
Shepley smiled. βIs that what this is all about? Youβre trying to win over Abby?β
My brows pulled together. βQuit it.β
His smile widened. βYou can get the damn dogβ¦β
I grinned with victory.
ββ¦if you admit you have feelings for Abby.β
I frowned in defeat. βCβmon, man!β
βAdmit it,β Shepley said, crossing his arms. What a tool. He was actually going to make me say it.
I looked to the floor, and everywhere else except Shepleyβs smug ass smile. I fought it for a while, but the puppy was fucking brilliant. Abby would flip out (in a good way for once), and I could keep it at the apartment. Sheβd want to be there every day.
βI like her,β I said through my teeth.
Shepley held his hand to his ear. βWhat? I couldnβt quite hear you.β
βYouβre an asshole! Did you hear that?β
Shepley crossed his arms. βSay it.β
βI like her, okay?β
βNot good enough.β
βI have feelings for her. I care about her. A lot. I canβt stand it when sheβs not around. Happy?β
βFor now,β he said, grabbing his backpack off the floor.
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Jamie McGuire (Walking Disaster (Beautiful, #2))
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Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?'
'To where they treat me like royalty,' I said.
'We're going to Burger King?'
I rubbed the heel of my hand against my forehead and spelled fratricide in a subvocal mutter, but I had to spell out temporary insanity and justifiable homicide, too, before I calmed down enough to speak politely. 'Just take a left and drive. Please.'
'Well,' Thomas said, grinning, 'since you said 'please'
- Thomas Raith & Harry Dresden, Small Favor, Jim Butcher
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Jim Butcher (Small Favor (The Dresden Files, #10))
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Play Quidditch at all?β
βNo,β Harry said again, wondering what on earth Quidditch could be.
βI do β Father says itβs a crime if Iβm not picked to play for my House, and I must say, I agree. Know what House youβll be in yet?β
βNo,β said Harry, feeling more stupid by the minute.
βWell, no one really knows until they get there, do they, but I know Iβll be in Slytherin, all our family have been β imagine being in Hufflepuff, I think Iβd leave, wouldnβt you?
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1))
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By my love for you. I realized I loved you more than life itself, and I would rather give myself into your power than live without you. Nothing the magic could do to me could be worse than living without you. I was willing to give it all over to you. I offered the power everything I have. All of my love for you. Once I realized how much I loved you, I was willing to be yours on any terms. I understood that there could be nothing for the magic to harm. Iβm already devoted to you; it didnβt need to change me. I was protected, because I have already been untouched by your love. I had utter faith that you felt the same, and had no fear of what would happen. Had I had any doubt, the magic would have latched on to that crack and taken me, but I had no doubt. My love for you is smooth and seamless. My love for you protected me from the magic.
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Terry Goodkind (Wizard's First Rule (Sword of Truth, #1))
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Among them is a renegade king, he who sired five royal heirs without ever unzipping his pants. A man to whom time has imparted great wisdom and an even greater waistline, whose thoughtless courage is rivalled only by his unquenchable thirst.
At his shoulder walks a sorcerer, a cosmic conversationalist. Enemy of the incurable rot, absent chairman of combustive sciences at the university in Oddsford, and the only living soul above the age of eight to believe in owlbears.
Look here at a warrior born, a scion of power and poverty whose purpose is manifold: to shatter shackles, to murder monarchs, and to demonstrate that even the forces of good must sometimes enlist the service of big, bad motherfuckers. His is an ancient soul destined to die young.
And now comes the quiet one, the gentle giant, he who fights his battles with a shield. Stout as the tree that counts its age in aeons, constant as the star that marks true north and shines most brightly on the darkest nights.
A step ahead of these four: our hero. He is the candle burnt down to the stump, the cutting blade grown dull with overuse. But see now the spark in his stride. Behold the glint of steel in his gaze. Who dares to stand between a man such as this and that which he holds dear? He will kill, if he must, to protect it. He will die, if that is what it takes.
βGo get the boss,β says one guardsman to another. βThis bunch looks like trouble.β
And they do. They do look like trouble, at least until the wizard trips on the hem of his robe. He stumbles, cursing, and fouls the steps of the others as he falls face-first onto the mud-slick hillside.
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Nicholas Eames (Kings of the Wyld (The Band, #1))
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The whole idea of it makes me feel
like I'm coming down with something,
something worse than any stomach ache
or the headaches I get from reading in bad light--
a kind of measles of the spirit,
a mumps of the psyche,
a disfiguring chicken pox of the soul.
You tell me it is too early to be looking back,
but that is because you have forgotten
the perfect simplicity of being one
and the beautiful complexity introduced by two.
But I can lie on my bed and remember every digit.
At four I was an Arabian wizard.
I could make myself invisible
by drinking a glass of milk a certain way.
At seven I was a soldier, at nine a prince.
But now I am mostly at the window
watching the late afternoon light.
Back then it never fell so solemnly
against the side of my tree house,
and my bicycle never leaned against the garage
as it does today,
all the dark blue speed drained out of it.
This is the beginning of sadness, I say to myself,
as I walk through the universe in my sneakers.
It is time to say good-bye to my imaginary friends,
time to turn the first big number.
It seems only yesterday I used to believe
there was nothing under my skin but light.
If you cut me I could shine.
But now when I fall upon the sidewalks of life,
I skin my knees. I bleed.
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Billy Collins
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At the end of her life she was aware of heat but not pain. She had time to consider his eyes, eyes of that blue which is the color of the sky at first light of the morning. She had time to think of him on the Drop, riding Rusher flat out with his black hair flying back from his temples and his neckerchief rippling; to see him laughing with an ease and freedom he would never find again in the long life which stretched out for him beyond hers, and it was his laughter she took with her as she went out, fleeing the light and heat in to the silkly, consoling dark, calling to him over and over as she went, calling bird and bear and hare and fish.
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Stephen King (Wizard and Glass (The Dark Tower, #4))
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BELOVED, gaze in thine own heart,
The holy tree is growing there;
From joy the holy branches start,
And all the trembling flowers they bear.
The changing colours of its fruit
Have dowered the stars with merry light;
The surety of its hidden root
Has planted quiet in the night;
The shaking of its leafy head
Has given the waves their melody,
And made my lips and music wed,
Murmuring a wizard song for thee.
There the Loves a circle go,
The flaming circle of our days,
Gyring, spiring to and fro
In those great ignorant leafy ways;
Remembering all that shaken hair
And how the wingèd sandals dart,
Thine eyes grow full of tender care:
Beloved, gaze in thine own heart.
Gaze no more in the bitter glass
The demons, with their subtle guile,
Lift up before us when they pass,
Or only gaze a little while;
For there a fatal image grows
That the stormy night receives,
Roots half hidden under snows,
Broken boughs and blackened leaves.
For all things turn to barrenness
In the dim glass the demons hold,
The glass of outer weariness,
Made when God slept in times of old.
There, through the broken branches, go
The ravens of unresting thought;
Flying, crying, to and fro,
Cruel claw and hungry throat,
Or else they stand and sniff the wind,
And shake their ragged wings; alas!
Thy tender eyes grow all unkind:
Gaze no more in the bitter glass.
- The Two Trees
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W.B. Yeats
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So Oz finally became home; the imagined world became the actual world, as it does for us all, because the truth is that once we have left our childhood places and started out to make our own lives, armed only with what we have and are, we understand that the real secret of the ruby slippers is not that "there's no place like home," but rather that there is no longer such a place as home: except, of course, for the homes we make, or the homes that are made for us, in Oz, which is anywhere and everywhere, except the place from which we began.
In the place from which I began, after all, I watched the film from the child's - Dorothy's point of view. I experienced, with her, the frustration of being brushed aside by Uncle Henry and Auntie Em, busy with their dull grown-up counting. Like all adults, they couldn't focus on what was really important to Dorothy: namely, the threat to Toto. I ran away with Dorothy and then ran back. Even the shock of discovering that the Wizard was a humbug was a shock I felt as a child, a shock to the child's faith in adults. Perhaps, too, I felt something deeper, something I couldn't articulate; perhaps some half-formed suspicion about grown-ups was being confirmed.
Now, as I look at the movie again, I have become the fallible adult. Now I am a member of the tribe of imperfect parents who cannot listen to their children's voices. I, who no longer have a father, have become a father instead, and now it is my fate to be unable to satisfy the longings of a child. This is the last and most terrible lesson of the film: that there is one final, unexpected rite of passage. In the end, ceasing to be children, we all become magicians without magic, exposed conjurers, with only our simply humanity to get us through.
We are the humbugs now.
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Salman Rushdie (Step Across This Line: Collected Nonfiction 1992-2002)
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The Balrog reached the bridge. Gandalf stood in the middle of the span, leaning on the staff in his left hand, but in his other hand Glamdring gleamed, cold and white. His enemy halted again, facing him, and the shadow about it reached out like two vast wings. It raised the whip, and the thongs whined and cracked. Fire came from its nostrils. But Gandalf stood firm.
'You cannot pass,' he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell. 'I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of UdΓ»n. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.'
The Balrog made no answer. The fire in it seemed to die, but the darkness grew. It stepped forward slowly onto the bridge, and suddenly it drew itself up to a great height, and its wings were spread from wall to wall; but still Gandalf could be seen, glimmering in the gloom; he seemed small, and altogether alone: grey and bent, like a wizened tree before the onset of a storm.
From out of the shadow a red sword leaped flaming.
Glamdring glittered white in answer.
There was a ringing clash and a stab of white fire. The Balrog fell back and its sword flew up in molten fragments. The wizard swayed on the bridge, stepped back a pace, and then again stood still.
'You cannot pass!' he said.
With a bound the Balrog leaped full upon the bridge. Its whip whirled and hissed.
'He cannot stand alone!' cried Aragorn suddenly and ran back along the bridge. 'Elendil!' he shouted. 'I am with you, Gandalf!'
'Gondor!' cried Boromir and leaped after him.
At that moment Gandalf lifted his staff, and crying aloud he smote the bridge before him. The staff broke asunder and fell from his hand. A blinding sheet of white flame sprang up. The bridge cracked. Right at the Balrog's feet it broke, and the stone upon which it stood crashed into the gulf, while the rest remained, poised, quivering like a tongue of rock thrust out into emptiness.
With a terrible cry the Balrog fell forward, and its shadow plunged down and vanished. But even as it fell it swung its whip, and the thongs lashed and curled about the wizard's knees, dragging him to the brink. He staggered and fell, grasped vainly at the stone, and slid into the abyss. 'Fly, you fools!' he cried, and was gone.
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J.R.R. Tolkien (The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1))