Wifi Funny Quotes

God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will become its own floating paradise of underweight movie stars and dot-commers, like a fat-free Atlantis with superfast Wi-Fi.

When she is nearby, you can throw away all the books and disconnect from the Wi-Fi because she’s like a walking encyclopaedia.

Luckily, a Wi-Fi connection and a credit card make it easy to live life completely indoors in Manhattan. Anything and everything a person could possibly need can be delivered. Funny how one of the most populated cities in the world can double as a paradise for agoraphobics.

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your Wi-Fi connects automatically.

With all due respect to Women's Empowerment, in this pandemic there has been a little tug of war between my daughter and me to get the wifi connection for our classes.

Jace was weak as he watched Devon get rejected throughout the night. He saw drinks damn near get tossed on dude, and he even got threatened a few times. Jace sat there on some chill shit though, sippin' and observing all the other fucked-upness going on around him. To his right were three fat chicks, all busting out their cheap outfits. To his left was a lame that looked like he was searching for Wi-Fi, probably so he could get on IG. Straight ahead was a table of rundown bitches in a huddle, sharing one drink between 'em, snapping pictures. And peppered throughout VIP were the dl dudes that were giving him just as much rhythm as the girls were. Ewww!

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☎️ Does United Airlines have TV service 831-298-4213? I actually had this same question a few months ago when I was flying from Chicago to Honolulu with United Airlines. I wasn’t sure if the plane would have personal TVs or if I’d need to rely on my own device. So, before my trip, I called (831)-298-4213, which is honestly the easiest number to reach United’s booking and support team. They confirmed that most United flights, especially the longer ones, now offer seatback TVs or free streaming through the United app — you just connect to the in-flight Wi-Fi. Funny enough, I ended up changing my return flight date at the last minute due to work, and I used that same number again. The rep was super helpful — rebooked me within minutes, no stress, and even confirmed the entertainment options on the new aircraft. So yes, United does have great TV service on most routes, but it’s always smart to double-check based on your aircraft type. If you’re booking or changing flights, I really recommend calling (831)-298-4213 first — it saves so much time compared to waiting on the website. Plus, they’ll tell you exactly what amenities your flight includes before you board.