Weed 420 Quotes

a friend with weed is a friend indeed...

I love weed so much I tried to marry juana

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

Weed etiquette rule - whoever rolls the joint, gets the first hit.

open a dispensary is easy in Los Angeles

Why don't we all just get really baked on weed?

The Enterprise is on a diplomatic mission to meet the Jarada, an alien species with a peculiar affinity for protocol: if Picard doesn’t speak a particular greeting in exactly the right way at exactly the right time, the Jarada won’t join the Federation, and they’ll take all their mythical Jaradan weed with them. You can imagine, the success of this mission is especially important to everyone on Starbase 420.

Life is a series of trial- the important ones are not the ones you fail, but the ones in which you succeed.