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There was a projector. A man was presenting a 42-slide deck titled “How to Fight Without Doing Anything.”
Slide 1: “Breathe in and say WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD.”
Slide 2: “Feed dogs, but 1000 metres away from your posh apartment complex.”
Slide 3: “Attend a panel discussion about empathy. Leave early.”
Slide 4: “Host a webinar titled Decolonising Our Living Rooms.”
A hand shot up in the crowd. “What about the pigeons?”
“AH YES,” the speaker shouts. “PIGEONS ARE THE NEW DOGS.
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