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If Russo was managing the local Pizza Hut,” writer R.D. Reynolds memorably observed, “you’d order a pizza and they’d deliver a newspaper. Sure, it was a surprise, but it didn’t make much sense, nor did you want to order from them again. But it sure fooled you, didn’t it?
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Guy Evans (Nitro: The Incredible Rise and Inevitable Collapse of Ted Turner's WCW)