Wampa Quotes

Wampa cap securely on his little head. I pat mine. It’s still there. All is well.

When The Empire Strikes Back first came out in 1980 and I saw Luke summon his lightsaber to his hand in the wampa cave, I remember thinking, “Whoa! Awesome!” And then, after I’d seen it maybe ten more times, I wondered, “Where’d he learn how to do that?” My nine-year-old self never suspected that one day I’d get the chance to provide the answer, and I’m grateful to Del Rey and Lucasfilm for making it happen.

AN ENDLESS DESERT. Two robots. Two robots plodding through an endless desert. Fear not, reader! It will get better! But not every story can start with a bang. Or a wampa attack, for that matter.

Pray know that I a wampa simple am, and take no pleasure in my angry mood. Though with great force this young one's face I slam, I prithee know I strike but for my food.