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Good. I want you to make me a weapon combining sanguinite, amberite, and dark steel. Do you think you could do it?” Zekours’s eyes narrowed. He smiled gravely. “Of course.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 30: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
Hey, Noble Dark One! Get down here. Oi! I got some samogorths that need to go home.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 29: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
Because zombies can’t go out into the sun, most of them tend to be afraid of anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale.
M.C. Steve
The ridiculousness of language continues to astound me.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 4: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
How lucky country children are in these natural delights that lie ready to their hand! Every season and every plant offers changing joys. As they meander along the lane that leads to our school all kinds of natural toys present themselves for their diversion. The seedpods of stitchwort hang ready for delightful popping between thumb and finger, and later the bladder campion offers a larger, if less crisp, globe to burst. In the autumn, acorns, beechnuts, and conkers bedizen their path, with all their manifold possibilities of fun. In the summer, there is an assortment of honeys to be sucked from bindweed flowers, held fragile and fragrant to hungry lips, and the tiny funnels of honeysuckle and clover blossoms to taste.
Miss Read (Village Diary (Chronicles of Fairacre, #2))
People said you get angry too easily. I didn’t want to deal with that.” My face turned red. “Who said that?!? I’m going to kick their –” “I guess I was right.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 29: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
I transmogrified into the ender wraith.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 27: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
Dang!” said John.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 20: (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids))
All six destroyer endermen stood at attention and grunted.  (Apparently, it was their way of showing unity and dominance. But, truth be told, they sounded like pigs.)
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 15: (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids))
Any questions before we get going?” “I have a question,” said Assassin Wither gruffly. “Let me lead the way. I’m super dominant and vicious. You won’t regret it.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 25: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
Fucker, I though to myself. So irritated by a stare! I wonder what your reaction would have been if you had lived under occupation for as many years as I had, or if your shopping rights, like all of your other rights, were violated day and night, or if the olive trees in your grandfather's orchards had been uprooted, or if your village had been bulldozed, or if your house had been demolished, or if your sister could not reach her school, or if your brother had been given three life sentences, or if your mother had given birth at a checkpoint, or if you had stood in a line for days in the hot August summers waiting for your work permit, or if you could not reach your beloved ones in Arab East Jerusalem.... A stare, and you lose your mind!
Suad Amiry (Sharon and My Mother-in-Law: Ramallah Diaries)
Hey, JediJedf?” “It’s actually JediJeff.” “What? Why didn’t you correct me before?” JediJeff shrugged. “People said you get angry too easily. I didn’t want to deal with that.” My face turned red. “Who said that?!? I’m going to kick their –” “I guess I was right.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 29: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
How would I feel about hearing that the plague killed another nearby village a month later? Didn’t I tell you stupidity is the eighth sin? Excerpt From: Cameron Jace. “.
Cameron Jace (Happy Valentine's Slay, Children of Hamlin, Tooth & Nail & Fairy Tale, Ember in the Wind, Jar of Hearts, Welcome to Sorrow (The Grimm Diaries Prequels #11- #14))
charged poo screamer
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager: Book 2 (An unofficial Minecraft book))
case you fell asleep reading my last few entries, I'll first go over the events leading up to today.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #7 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
What the
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 15: (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids))
creatures are going to rush out of a hole and steal your cookies.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 21: (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids))
I stopped by Emma’s house first thing in the morning to check on her progress. She told me to get lost. Mad scientist.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
Wait. Was something forcing her to breathe fire? Was something pulling flames from her?
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 33: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
For Amy is the victim of today's common malaise—too much self analysis; while I, finding myself remarkably uninteresting, am only too pleased to observe others and the natural objects around me. Thus I am
Miss Read (Village Diary)
Valdivia's actions symbolize man's indefatigable thirst to take control of a place where he can exercise total authority. That phrase, attributed to Caesar, proclaiming he would rather be first-in-command in some humble Alpine village than second-in-command in Rome, is repeated less pompously, but no less effectively, in the epic campaign that is the conquest of Chile. If, in the moment the conquistador was facing death at the hands of tht invincible Araucanian Caupolican, he had not been overwhelmed with fury, like a hunted animal, I do not doubt that judging his life, Valdivia would have felt death was fully justified. He belonged to that special class of men the species produces every so often, in whom a craving for limitless power is so extreme that any suffering to achieve it seems natural, and he had become the omnipotent ruler of a warrior nation.
Ernesto Che Guevara (The Motorcycle Diaries: Notes on a Latin American Journey)
We had a special Construction class today. At first, they just went on about the super easy stuff. Stuff even I knew. Like how it's a really good idea to put a crafting table and a furnace next to each other. Who doesn't know that? They're made for one another. Aww.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
Language as a Prison The Philippines did have a written language before the Spanish colonists arrived, contrary to what many of those colonists subsequently claimed. However, it was a language that some theorists believe was mainly used as a mnemonic device for epic poems. There was simply no need for a European-style written language in a decentralized land of small seaside fishing villages that were largely self-sufficient. One theory regarding language is that it is primarily a useful tool born out of a need for control. In this theory written language was needed once top-down administration of small towns and villages came into being. Once there were bosses there arose a need for written language. The rise of the great metropolises of Ur and Babylon made a common written language an absolute necessity—but it was only a tool for the administrators. Administrators and rulers needed to keep records and know names— who had rented which plot of land, how many crops did they sell, how many fish did they catch, how many children do they have, how many water buffalo? More important, how much then do they owe me? In this account of the rise of written language, naming and accounting seem to be language's primary "civilizing" function. Language and number are also handy for keeping track of the movement of heavenly bodies, crop yields, and flood cycles. Naturally, a version of local oral languages was eventually translated into symbols as well, and nonadministrative words, the words of epic oral poets, sort of went along for the ride, according to this version. What's amazing to me is that if we accept this idea, then what may have begun as an instrument of social and economic control has now been internalized by us as a mark of being civilized. As if being controlled were, by inference, seen as a good thing, and to proudly wear the badge of this agent of control—to be able to read and write—makes us better, superior, more advanced. We have turned an object of our own oppression into something we now think of as virtuous. Perfect! We accept written language as something so essential to how we live and get along in the world that we feel and recognize its presence as an exclusively positive thing, a sign of enlightenment. We've come to love the chains that bind us, that control us, for we believe that they are us (161-2).
David Byrne (Bicycle Diaries)
He's so big, he can swallow a creeper whole (and he's so strong, he'll survive the explosion—the worst damage being a bad case of gas. The history book literally describes Mungo's huge farts after he ate a creeper. No, my friends, don't ever stand downwind of Mungo after he's devoured a charged creeper. It won't be a pleasant experience.)
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager: Book 2 (An unofficial Minecraft book))
You're not a spy, are you, Jello?" I petted his flat head. "No, of course not. You're a good boy.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #8 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
And do you know what a teacher said to us? "Now boys . . . you shouldn't be copying those girls. Come up with your ideas, okay?
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
OM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM. "Get that carrot!" "Grab it!" But I managed to eat it before they took it from me.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
THE ZOMBIES AREN'T COMING IN FOR TEA, LENNY. OMG THE ZOMBIES AREN'T COMING IN FOR TEA. Seriously? Who doesn't build doors?
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
They really did kick things up a notch.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #9 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
Maybe you're thinking: "Wait! Mobs don't do those things! Mobs don't work together!
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
mood, and I said, “Hi!” to a villager. He fainted. I think it was my breath. Mom always tells me not to brush my teeth. But today I forgot and did anyway.
Zack Zombie (A Scare of a Dare (Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, #1))
I'm stuck with Weirdostalkergirl, The Great Bearded Noob and Princess Hissyfit McCrybaby.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #8 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
They're just really small emeralds! I swear!
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
See? Shiny emerald! Real!" Well, the blacksmith thought I was a total noob. One emerald for two iron ingots is a really good deal for the person getting the emerald.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
ALL BUSINESS. ALL THE TIME.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
Sit! Stand! Roll over! Good boy! Now, split into a bunch of smaller slimes! Wait. Baby slimes can't do that, can they?
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
This collection of masterful secret tips and hints was brought to you by Urf, the masterful talented swordsman and combat guru.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
THE ZOMBIES AREN'T COMING IN FOR TEA, LENNY. OMG THE ZOMBIES AREN'T COMING IN FOR TEA. Seriously?
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
Dude, Minecraft doesn't HAVE glow-in-the-dark-mushrooms. Those are REDSTONE ORE VEINS, noob!!
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
It's been thirty minutes, but I've almost mined this stone block! Boom! Got it! Wait, what?! Where's my cobblestone?!
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
MOVE, YOU ENDERMITES!! I'VE SEEN ZOMBIES SWIM FASTER UP WATERFALLS!!
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #7 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
You quick one! Like big rabbit! Me love rabbit stew! Hur, hur, hur.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #8 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
At that point, Razberry paused—he was running out of things to ask. I guess three questions is a lot for him. Then, he just started asking random stuff, like:
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager: Book 2 (An unofficial Minecraft book))
If there are thirty mobs around you, just run away," he said. He took a swig of water from his water bottle. "Just run away.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #3 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
Run away when thirty mobs are surrounding you. Really? Are you sure? You mean like, move your legs so you move away from the mobs? That's brilliant. Good tip.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #3 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
He'd probably tell all the other kids something involving me, diapers and a poo screamer. A
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
Such as the zombie who had a craving for diamonds instead of brains. The legendary zombie miner. He only wanted to eat diamonds. He ate lava instead. Oh.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
ate lava instead.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
hearts. That was a huge amount of damage from a single
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #8 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
BoYangTheSupremeRupertRebel
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 30: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
Brah, chill. I’m easy like Sunday morning. I’m just going to be picking away for the rest of the day. I ain’t gonna play, so you don’t have to flay. Cool?
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5: (a collection of unofficial Minecraft books) (Minecraft Books: Complete Diary of a Minecraft Villager Book 1))
But not before a nap of course. LOL
Literal Lawyer (Diary Of A Dynamic Villager #1)
Where’s the meat?!?” Xander shouted.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 31: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
The villagers used their brains (because they are big brain)
Divyansh Gupta (Diary of a Human Hero 8: Unofficial Minecraft Book)
live basically 200 meters away from Olympic Village so every morning I run to the village and meet so many athletes.
Divyansh Gupta (Diary of a Human Hero 8: Unofficial Minecraft Book)
So that’s what happened here. I thought maybe the Steves had a field day.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 20: (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids))
Rupert looked shocked. “But, you’re already missing class today. You will have missed two days of class!!! That’s … that’s … inconceivable!
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 21-25: (a collection of unofficial Minecraft books) (Complete Diary of a Minecraft Villager Book 5))
checks.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 5: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
I didn’t have anything else to do so
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 19: (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids))
You’re the Baby Jimmy I’ve heard so much about?” “I’m just Jimmy,
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 32: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
Lamashtu
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 19: (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids))
#SquadGoals.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15: (a collection of unofficial Minecraft books) (Complete Diary of a Minecraft Villager Book 3))
Jmolukre76
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 32: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
And then, a massive stream of fire erupted from her mouth and engulfed Claire.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 33: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
Tina laughed. “We did, Daddy.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 33: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
Yeah, I did that. Snuck off to unwrap my own morals: for a card to call a boy in another state who didn't want me, rings that gave my knuckles grass-colored scars, and a diary to carry my aches in.
Tarfia Faizullah (Registers of Illuminated Villages: Poems)
I know what you’re thinking. But we don’t eat villagers. But when we scare them, they sometimes drop really yummy food. One time, I scared a villager and she dropped a cake! That was the best day ever.
Zack Zombie (A Scare of a Dare (Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, #1))
For Ciaran!” yelled Assassin Wither. I was so shocked that he got in his first two blows before I could pull my netherite sword. I slashed at his chest and I hit him, but not too severely. He backed away as Abigail
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 25: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
(I'm a good student, remember? I study hard. I read up. I'm the kind of kid who chugs a Potion of Leaping II just to get to the library faster. Okay, so that's an exaggeration. Only a noob would do that.) Anyway . . .
Cube Kid (Minecraft: Diary of a Wimpy Villager: Book 10 (An unofficial Minecraft book))
Some day, the mayor's gonna be saying something like: "You? A noob? Did I really say something so foolish? No, I always knew you were going to be the best, Sir Runt! Please forgive me, sir! Let me polish your sword for you!
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
To my surprise, his head flew right off! It was as if his head was made of cardboard. Everyone screamed! Holy Moly! I guess I don’t know my own strength. I had accidentally killed the village chief. After that, everyone just ran away from me.
Steve the Noob (Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero (Unofficial Minecraft Book))
The mobs won't ever think about going near a village again. The endermen will be so afraid, they'll actually start crying just looking at your village. And because water hurts the endermen, their own tears will actually burn them. See? That's how pro I am.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #3 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
The morning of September 1st met the citizen of the village shining with beautiful sunny weather. A refreshing breeze, enriched by acerb fragrances of maple, oak, and poplar tree leaves that already began changing their colors for autumn, blew from the lake.
Sahara Sanders (Gods’ Food (Indigo Diaries, #1))
Fawcett, who had always found refuge in the natural world, no longer recognized the wilderness of bombed-out villages, denuded trees, craters, and sunbaked skeletons. As Lyne wrote in his diary, “Dante would never have condemned lost souls to wander in so terrible a purgatory.
David Grann (The Lost City of Z: A Tale of Deadly Obsession in the Amazon)
(A zombie dance party. Top secret info: I wasn't joking about zombies dancing on cake. See for yourself. If zombies step on cake, they'll begin bouncing around like crazy! Perhaps cake could be used to protect our village somehow. I'll consult Stump on this, since he's the baker.)
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #5 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
O hai mob. Thanks for spawning. Can you please just be a good mob and let a bunch of villager kids beat on you with wooden swords as if you were a training dummy? It's a good job. It pays a lot. We'll even give you healing potions to heal up all the damage so we can beat on you again.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
But, although the readers have spoken about what they want to see happen, I am the author and will control the timing of any romance. Therefore, Jimmy and Claire could become a couple in this book or they may not become a couple until many more books have been written. So, be patient.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 25: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
catch him. Mom says I used to do the same thing when I was his age. I guess they don’t feed us enough when we’re kids. My Mom said I had to get ready for dinner. I asked her, “What’s for dinner tonight?” “Rotten meatloaf.” “Can’t we go out to eat?” I asked her. “There are no villagers out
Zack Zombie (A Scare of a Dare (Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, #1))
Uuuuurrrgghhhh!!!” “Honey, it’s time to get up!” “Uuuurrrgghhhaacckkhuhh?” “Honey, it’s night time already, you need to get up!” “Aww Mom, do I have to?” “Yes, you do. Those villagers aren’t going to scare themselves.” “Uuuurrgghhhhh!!!” “Don’t Uuuuurrrgghhh Me. You get up, and get ready this instant!
Zack Zombie (A Scare of a Dare (Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, #1))
have to go out and scare some villagers again. Most of the time it’s boring, but sometimes it can be fun. One time, I crept up behind a villager and put my arms out like this, and said, “Uurrrgghhh!!!” It really scared him. Actually, he was so scared he ran away and dropped his sword. I took it as a souvenir. I have it hanging up on my wall.
Zack Zombie (A Scare of a Dare (Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, #1))
Assassin Wither, on the other hand, was peculiar. He wore a loose-fitting, all-black outfit, similar to something a ninja might wear. He had netherite armor and a netherite sword in one hand and battle axe in the other. He wore dark sunglasses to obscure his eyes. He had painted three wither skulls in the center of his chest plate. “Assassin Wither?
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 25: (an unofficial Minecraft book))
Once upon a time, a noob named Lenny never liked doors. Doors got in Lenny's way. Doors slowed Lenny down. Lenny had to open them and close them. Without a door for his dirt house, Lenny was free to run inside and outside again without any delay. Then one night, Lenny couldn't understand why so many zombies were approaching his house with their arms outstretched.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
The other day, he was telling them about a monster called the 'poo screamer'. Supposedly, a poo screamer is a special type of creeper. Creepers are green, of course, because they're made out of leaves. But a poo screamer is brown because it's made out of poo. The poo screamer. When a poo screamer attacks, it doesn't hiss like a normal creeper. It makes a loud gurgling sound.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
Mr. Beetroot, the history teacher, continued: "After several months of existing in the Overworld, a zombie will turn into a skeleton. The skeleton will grow smarter. The skeleton will run away if injured." Meanwhile, I thought: After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #9 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
Yes, she told me about how you defeated a great, big slime monster?” I gave her a half smile. “Oh…” “And how you fought with a powerful skeleton warlord?” “Ah, the Skeleton King…” “And how you’ve built a wall around this village to protect it?” “Well, actually, Tommy is building it now.” “You’re quite helpful, aren’t you?” I smiled. “Well, I try…” Cindy giggled a bit and Lisa laughed.
Steve the Noob (Diary of Steve the Noob 11 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book))
Someone behind me coughed. Then Max stepped forward and said: "Um . . . sir? If I may ask . . . what is your . . . Combat score? Sir." Razberry snickered again. "Seven," the elder said proudly. "Yes, sonny boy, I've smashed a few zombies in my time. I once beat a zombie upon the head with a stick. Rest assured, I'll teach you all you need to know!" "I'm sure," Max said. "Did that zombie die?" asked a girl. "Well, no," said Urf. "But it became very, very angry." Someone groaned. There were a few more snickers.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #3 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
Max cooked up a story about an enderman who wants to be a professional swimmer. The enderman is willing to pay 500 emeralds for a Potion of Water Resistance (so he doesn't burn while in the water). ② After hearing about the enderman, tons of kids at school freaked out. They wanted to brew that potion. Kids kept bugging the Brewing teacher about it. How do I craft one? What's the secret recipe? And so on. (The Brewing teacher got so annoyed, he called in sick today.) ③ Max and I dug up most of the sand around the village. (You need sand to make glass, glass to craft bottles, and bottles to brew potions.) ④ Yesterday, we spent hours crafting bottles.
Cube Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Villager #7 (An Unofficial Minecraft book))
Emily climbed onto a large boulder, watching the heavens while listening to the waves that were melodically splashing to the granite rocks. Then, she petrified and curdled: two stars in the sky were moving quickly, changing the angles of the trajectory radically and sharply… disappearing and appearing again. In a few seconds, the third one joined them, doing the same. —But it can’t be real! —Emma exclaimed, finding herself reaching her arm upwards. —No… can’t be real… just can’t… The girl dropped her glance down, unconsciously hoping that if she didn't see the UFOs, they would stop existing. She took a long breath, and, making as huge leaps as she could do with her little feet, ran back to the streets of the village.
Sahara Sanders (Gods’ Food (Indigo Diaries, #1))
8:00am The sun is shining, the cows are mooing, and I am ready for the mines. I hope I find something awesome today. Steve has told me about some pretty crazy things I had no idea existed. According to him, I must find empty tombs in the desert. That’s where the real treasures are. For today, I will stick to regular mining. Who knows, maybe I will come across an abandoned mine shaft; could be my lucky day.   12:30pm I was forced to come home for lunch today because I had too much stuff to carry. I was getting low on my iron ore, gold, and lapis lazuli stocks before this mine trip. It’s amazing how quick lapis goes when you are busy enchanting everything but the kitchen sink. I’d enchant that too if I had one. I wonder what an enchanted kitchen sink would do. Would it do my dishes for me? That would be so cool.   I have plenty of both now. I can make some new armor and enchant it! I love mining.   Steve decided to join me for lunch and we ate a couple of pork chops and some cake. I love cake! We ate until no more food could fill us up. Then, Steve had the guts to brag about how, when he mines, he takes a horse with extra storage so he can stay down there all day long. Well fancy you, Steve.   He also went on to tell me about how well the crops are doing these days. He thinks it’s because he is looking after them half of the time. What he doesn’t know is I throw bone marrow on them when I am working. Makes my job faster and gives me more free time so whatever you need to tell yourself, Steve.   Life may be easier switching every day between mines and farming, but it still doesn’t make me his biggest fan. I just don’t think he needs to fall in a hole, either. At least… Not right now. I would consider us to be frienemies; Friendly enemies. Yes. At times we pretend to get along, but most of the time, we are happiest doing our own thing.   6:00pm Mining this afternoon was super fun… Not! I got attacked by a partially hidden skeleton guy. I couldn’t see him enough to strike back until half of my life hearts were gone. I must not have made the space bright enough. Those guys are nasty. They are hard to kill too. If you don’t have a bow and arrow you might as well surrender. Plus, they kind of smell like death. Yuck.   Note to self: Bring more torches on the next mining day.   On the other hand, I came back with an overshare of Redstone, too much iron for my own good, and oddly, quite a few diamonds. I won’t be sharing the diamonds with anyone. They are far too precious. They will go to some new diamond pickaxes, and maybe some armor. Hmm, I could enchant those too! The iron and Redstone though, I am thinking a trip to the village may be in order. See what those up-tight weirdos are willing to trade me.   For now, it’s bedtime.   6:10pm You can only sleep at night. You can only sleep at night. You can only sleep at night.   6:11pm That stupid rule gets me every time. Why can’t I decide when it’s bed time?   First, I will go eat a cookie, then I will go to sleep. Day Thirty-Three   3:00am I just dreamt that our world was made of cookies.
Crafty Nichole (Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 3 (an Unofficial Minecraft Book))
Hacker 303.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 21: (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids))
I agree,” I said. “But before we stop the war, let’s have dessert.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 20: (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids))
Any thoughts?
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15: (a collection of unofficial Minecraft books) (Complete Diary of a Minecraft Villager Book 3))
Mo’ money; Sell that honey. Bees in the hives; Paying with their lives.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 20: (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids))
diamond [!!!] teapot.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 22 (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids))
I chuckled a little. It was a perfect name, I had to admit. We watched as the moobloom walked slowly away from us, ignoring our presence entirely, leaving a trail of flowers behind.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 16: (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids))
Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5: (a collection of unofficial Minecraft books) (Minecraft Books: Complete Diary of a Minecraft Villager Book 1))
Wait. Entity 303 cut you open?!?” said my mother. “The creation stone was inside you this entire time?” asked my dad. My mom put her hand across her mouth. “And Claire is now part of the Rainbow Creeper?” “And Emma is enslaved?!?” gasped my dad. Didn’t I just tell them all of that?
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You tell ‘em, Pops,” said Clayton like a total dork. Entity 303 shot a look at him. “Shut up, Clayton. This is my show.
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You eat like a pig.” “Whatever. Pigs are happy.” Until a player kills them.
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No encontré nada, Rey del Fin,
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Thank you for avenging me.” “Of course. That’s what parents do.” It is?
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Did you get enough to eat?” I mean, like, duh, woman. Haven’t you been watching me?
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Naruto! Knock it off,” said Brayden. Naruto stopped running and put his hands down by his side. “You’re no fun.” Brayden slapped his forehead and shook his head. “Guys, this is my little brother, Naruto.
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It’s just how I run. I can make magic that way.” Cute. Like having an imaginary friend. “What do you mean?” I asked.
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I hung my head. As Principal Rooney walked away, I looked at Biff and Emma and said, “I’d rather be fighting Lamashtu right now. This stinks.
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corona.virus [is that really your gamer name?!?]
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That is a stupid name. My name is Maynard Vladimir McGullicuty Gomez de Souza Reynolds. That is a proper name.” It was something all right.
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So this is a suicide mission then?
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creation stone itself.
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Biff dug around and managed to locate a couple of carrots and tossed them over to Aurelius who chomped into them. He looked like some sort of fat bunny rabbit that had had its ears chopped off.
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Bruh, that is going to take forever,” said Otis.
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Silence! Here’s my deal. You like dice now, right. So, we will roll dice. Well, a single die, actually. If I win you give me all of your amberite, including the pickaxe, and I kill everyone here except you. If you win, you give me all your amberite, including the pickaxe, and I let everyone live and release them from their petrification
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I woke up early and sprung out of bed.
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We watched as the wide, quick lava flow engulfed the magma cubes who remained unharmed. But then, the Ender King and I pulled pickaxes from our inventories and smashed them against the ceiling of the chamber, unleashing a massive flow of water which plunged on to the lava. The lava hardened almost instantaneously, trapping the magma cubes inside, killing them.
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supplicate
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BTW,
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Emma gave me the evil eye. Every time I mentioned Claire in a favorable light Emma wasn’t happy.
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Jack dashed over, hiding behind his shield as he ran, grabbed the gleaming blue blade, and started slicing the spiders into nasty pieces. The fantastic sword cut through them like butter! "It must have some kind of anti-spider spell!" he shouted gleefully. "Take that!!" Swipe. "And That!" Swipe, swipe...
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Cocoa Witherbean.
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Ender Dragon.
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zombie pigman.
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We can take you in warm, or we can take you in cold,
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Capital City is really just like any other village except it’s a lot bigger and has much brighter torchlight.  There is more money in Capitol City too, but most residents are like any other villagers. They’re greedy and just want to make as much money as possible and stockpile emeralds.
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Nicholas cringed at my words as he handed a bottle of honey to Derek. Derek greedily drink down the honey.
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I shook my fist at the ground. “Curse you, Green Steve! Curse you, Lamashtu!” Then I shook my fist up into the air, assuming I was aiming in the right direction of Entity 303’s triangle. “And curse you too, Entity 303. This is all your fault!
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If you had just let me do my Naruto swim technique, we would’ve been fine,” said Brayden’s little brother. Brayden shook his head. “Shut up. Anyway, we
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and I narrowly missed being struck right between the eyes.
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Cool,” said Hendrick. “Epic. Sweet!” said Coolbeanio. “Maybe,” said Derek
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My dad nodded. “She was a good egg all right.” Words of Wisdom?
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Go hang a salami. I’m a lasagna hog.
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One time, I scared a villager and she dropped a cake!
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I ended up with my nose stuck right up Tom the butcher’s armpit.
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name? My cat meowed some more, and she reacted as if he was speaking real words, nodding, pursing her lips in empathy and approval. “In search of your master, eh? It looks like you found him.” She looked back up at me. “But he has yet to find himself!” With that, Worla cackled—a long, high laugh that echoed through streets of the silent village. “You understand him?
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I want to be a surfer,” I said. As my mom fainted, the emeralds she was holding clattered to the floor.
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Whatever, Biff. Go ahead and eat it. If your family can’t afford to feed you breakfast, I feel sorry for you.
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sick
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don’t tell Harold and Bob … roasted chicken.
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Welcome
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Day 3 Another peaceful day, as usual. I guess I haven’t said much about myself so far. Very well, my duty in this village is to produce snow. That’s right,
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(Apparently, it was their way of showing unity and dominance. But, truth be told, they sounded like pigs.)
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You want more mobs? More death? Isn’t there already enough? What are you, a psychopath?” I shoved him away and he stumbled to the ground. “You’re pathetic!
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List of Reviewers.
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skkans
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I’m not sure why people use that metaphor about springs when they are happy or excited. It seems a bit peculiar to me. Most springs are weight-bearing springs. They are not explosive activity springs. So, I’m just not quite sure where the metaphor comes from. Maybe it relates to rabbits hopping and people thinking they looked like a spring when they hopped? I don’t know. All that I know is that the saying applied to me this morning.
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Eden. Julian
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Nice work, Daddy,” said Tina. “Hey! What about me?” I whined. Tina smiled. “Good work copying, Daddy.
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The elder guardian swung his tail at Pingu and then- Hey!
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Steve
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(Describing a stop at a village cafe in Italy while filming Taming of the Shrew) It was a perfect choice, the kind of place where chickens brood under the table, though there were none here There was the usual arbour of vines. Two men there intrigued Elizabeth. One was a distinguished oldish man, well dressed, who sat alone at a terraced table and neither ate nor drank nor moved. The other looked like a mendicant monk of some obscure order. He read from a parchment and ate bread. He didn't look up at all. He had a large beard. At seven-thirty just at dusk a Mass began at the church on the hill the other side of the road The Church of the Madonna of the Divine Love. The voices of the choir drifted on the air like an invisible mist, like unseen tumbleweed, like a dream. we stopped eating our fave (raw kidney beans) and rough cheese and we stopped drinking the vin de pays to listen. It was one of those moments which are nostalgic before they're over. The two men had gone, the tramp monk maybe to the Mass and the other who knows where. we drove home feeling holy and clean while the moon bright as I've ever seen her and with a wisp of chiffon cloud around her throat (E's image not mine) shone on us from the cloudless night.
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just like we did back then. But the upgrades weren’t done yet, the builders still needed to expand the trench. So, now they are working on that.   A couple of notable villagers moved into town. One was named Peter. He claimed to be a great builder and wants to build amazingly tall buildings. Peter proposed to the mayor that we start building higher structures because it would help save space since our town was growing
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crafting
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Steve and I are building up a small army of iron golems to try to keep ourselves safe in this village, but
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Lucky and I traveled to the wall nearby. We followed it around the village until we came upon Tommy.
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awkward
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andesite
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deduction.
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I was surprised myself
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As a super villain banished from my village, it wasn’t a problem for me anymore, but mom used to be really annoying when she told me to pick my clothes up!
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head west. There are a lot of villages over there full of Minecraftians and iron golems. You can spend
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is a well-known builder and inventor from another village. Immediately when I met him, he asked me for a workshop of 20x20 blocks. He said he could live in there as well. I thought that was an interesting request, and since the mayor seems to know of him, I complied with
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Think about it,” said Zeb. “Mobs kill villagers. Players help defend villagers by killing mobs. Villagers trade with players. The three spokes – mobs, villagers, players – balance each other.” “Interesting,” I said. “And, there is the Overworld, the Nether and the End. Another balance of three,” said Zeb.
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When one is alone one is receptive - a ready vessel for the sights, the scents and sounds which pour in through relaxed and animated senses to refresh the inner man.
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I was honored he would trust me with his doggo. “Of course. I had a dog for a while, but then it turned out to be Notch, so I know how to take care of him.
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Another idea hit me.
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Future me.
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Well, except hand out flowers as usual. While I was gazing out of my bedroom window, I saw an iron golem trying to give a flower to a pig. I guess it didn't know what to do, because there weren't any kids outside, due to the "Mike incident".
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Today I was looking forward to an Indiana Jones day at the temple near the village—only without the spiders, snakes,
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in their vision. Speaking
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Run away when thirty mobs are surrounding you. Really? Are you sure? You mean like, move your legs so you move away from the mobs? That's brilliant. Good tip. This elder, he was a total nooblord.
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Zombies just come at you in a straight line like noobs to signs that read 'ZOMG DIAMONDS HERE'.
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Mike was saying something about cave spiders. Something about how, upon seeing one, it's a good idea to run away while screaming like an enderman in an ocean biome.
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Today, in school, the teachers handed out an official textbook. It's a new book, apparently, called the 'Golden Rules Handbook'. The inside cover has this: This collection of masterful secret tips and hints was brought to you by Urf, the masterful talented swordsman and combat guru. Two diamond swords strapped across his back? A bit much. Yes, that's the guy who almost killed a zombie once. With a stick. His handbook contains, without a doubt, some of the noobest information imaginable. Still, it's required reading for all students. The elders figured it might have some stuff we missed. Here are a few of the handbook's more groan-inducing pearls of wisdom. (Each 'Golden Rule' comes with a mini fairy tale to teach us students a 'valuable lesson'.) Golden Rule #1: Always build a door for your house. Once upon a time, a noob named Lenny never liked doors. Doors got in Lenny's way. Doors slowed Lenny down. Lenny had to open them and close them. Without a door for his dirt house, Lenny was free to run inside and outside again without any delay. Then one night, Lenny couldn't understand why so many zombies were approaching his house with their arms outstretched.
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A friendly enderman who only wanted to trade. He was looking for a potion. And not just any potion, but a 'Potion of Water Resistance'. In other words, a potion that prevented not drowning damage, but . . . damage from water. I've never heard of such a potion, and neither has anyone I've talked to. Yet . . . that doesn't mean such a potion doesn't exist. Now, here's the thing. The enderman is willing to pay five hundred emeralds for a stack of such potions. Five hundred emeralds. This enderman is rich, apparently. Of course, everyone in the village started freaking out. Especially the kids at school. "We've gotta find out how to craft that potion!!" "We've gotta make some before that enderman returns to the village!!" "With that many emeralds, I can buy an enchanted diamond sword!!" Like that. Forget the trees—the enderman was all anyone was talking about. As the rumor goes, the enderman is a world traveler, and has a dream of becoming a professional swimmer. The problem with that, obviously, is the fact that water is like acid to endermen. They can't even be out in the rain, much less swim for any length of time. But this Potion of Water Resistance would fix that, I guess.
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Book 11 will be out in about three weeks.
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A single carrot. Not two carrots, not a carrot and an apple. A single carrot. THAT'S POOR, OKAY?! So go ahead. Beat me up. Take everything in my inventory. Well, today, Team Pebble tried just that.
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no (That's a 'no' without a period. You see, not including a period means you simply don't want to take the time to end the sentence completely. It means you care so little about what was just asked, you can't be bothered with taking the fraction of a second out of your day to add the period in.)
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After Scare School, me, Creepy, Skelee and Slimey like to go out to have some fun. Sometimes we go to the village to cause some trouble. Our favorite game is to bang on some doors and run away. I almost got caught once. But I just said, “Uuurrrrgghhh” to talk my way out of it.
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Steve walks funny too. I tried walking like him once. And a villager started talking to me. I didn’t know what to do. So I ran away. But even though he’s weird, Steve is
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Hurrrrrr,
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His buddy, Rock, joined in: "Your excellency, have you seen his army?
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amazes
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Monday “Uuuuurrrgghhhh!!!” “Honey, it’s time to get up!” “Uuuurrrgghhhaacckkhuhh?” “Honey, it’s night time already, you need to get up!” “Aww Mom, do I have to?” “Yes, you do. Those villagers aren’t going to scare themselves.” “Uuuurrgghhhhh!!!” “Don’t Uuuuurrrgghhh Me. You get up, and get ready this instant!” “OK Mom.” Zombie parents can be a real pain sometimes. It’s always, “Do this,” and “Scare that.” Some days I wish I were human so I wouldn’t have to get up at night and go scaring. I’m sure human parents aren’t like this. And I’m sure human parents aren’t always telling their kids what to do. Human parents are probably really nice and let their kids stay up all day and do whatever they want. But not Zombie parents. “Don’t go out during the day because you’ll burn yourself! Blah, blah, blah,” they say. One day, I’m just going to stay out all day, just to see what will happen. My friend Creepy stays out during the day and nothing happens to him. As a matter of fact, so does Slimey next door. Urrggghhhh! They have all the fun. Why can’t my parents be like that? Well, at least I’m not alone. My best friend Skelee can’t go out during the day, either. His parents are really strict. Skelee’s parents won’t even let him have a dog. He said his uncle got a dog once, but it buried his grandmother in the back yard. And they never found her. Bummer…
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My name is Reg Alliv, but please – if you ever meet me (I’m the intense-looking guy who’s usually knee-deep in a hole, pickaxe in hand) – just call me Reg.  Not “Reginald,” which is too stuffy for my taste.  Not “Reggie,” which is a little too laid-back.  Reg is just right.
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You can ask Urf. I'll tell him to pay a little visit. As a general in my army, he has everything
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Then it began shaking on the ground . . . until a puff of smoke obscured it. . . . The smoke faded, revealing a very angry Notch. "Don't
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Gray: 2 Obsidian: 3 Blue: 29 Red: 23 Orange: 4 Purple: 3 Black: 20 Green: 17 Yellow: 1 Pink: 1 White: 2 Greenish yellowish brown: 1 We
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is probably not an Earth word. If there's something like the 'Intergalactic Committee On Proper Spelling', please don't report me to them. If you don't report me, and visit me in my village some day, I will have Stump personally bake you either 3 cookies or 1 cake. Your choice.) .
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I picked a villager that I saw picking crops. Steve also gave me some music to go with the routine, so I turned on the boom box and jumped out of the bushes. “Everybody Dance Now!” I started doing my routine, and it was good! I was all up into my routine, when more and more villagers gathered around me. I was really getting into it. Soon, the entire village was gathered around me, and they were into it too. “Hey guys, check out what Zombie is doing!” one of the mob kids yelled. Then all of the mob kids jumped out of the bushes at once. All of a sudden, the entire village went crazy and the villagers started running and screaming. “It’s the Zombie Apocalypse!” a villager yelled. “AAAAHHHH!!!” was all I heard, as all of the villagers scattered to their homes. Ms. Bones was shocked. “You scared the entire village all at once!” she said. “That was the most amazing thing I have ever seen!
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gold boots? I
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silly face, looking way too excited and amazed by the beans in my hand.   “Wow,
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became really interested in their traditions and the stories they told about the legendary birds…apart from that, we grew to know each other pretty well, it even turned out that one of the villagers, a girl named Melody was actually Maren’s friend. They had met a while back in one of her numerous voyages and when they realized it, they hugged almost like they were long lost friends. She was very nice and in fact even volunteered to show us around and also tell us a bit more about the islands.   She told us that during the annual legend festival
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We both landed on the ground.   Daisy was standing nearby, greeting the villagers. She saw what happened and said, “OMG! Are you guys okay?”   “Ughhhh… owww…” I stumbled as I tried to get up. I was super dizzy from all that tumbling.   Bob got up fine, he didn’t take as bad of a fall as I did. “Well, that’s a quick way to get down the mound. What’s going on?” he asked me.   “Uhhh… we… w-we gotta get home fast!” I said.   “What do you mean?”   “The Sage… he told me… something is gonna happen back at home.”   Bob gasped. “Is our town in trouble?”   “It sounds like it may be.”   “I’ll round everyone up and we’ll head back right now.”   “Thanks, I’m gonna sit here for a second. My brain feels like it has been scrambled from that fall.”   A few minutes later, my party was in front of me. I explained to them the situation.   “We should get back on the double,” said Arceus.   I nodded. “I got some speed potions from Cindy. We can feed them to the horses to make them run extra fast.”   “Good idea,” said Bob.   “How many speed potions do you have?” asked the ranger.   “Only four,” I replied.   “What about your pet?”   “Oh…” I thought for a moment. “I’ll just carry him.”   “Okay, let’s mount up.”   We all got on our horses.   Daisy came over to us. “Are you leaving already?” she asked.   “Yeah, sorry. We would love to stay longer, but something just came up,” I answered.   “I understand. We’ll be here if you ever decide to come back to visit.”   “Thank you, Daisy.”   “Safe travels to you all,” she said and waved.   We waved and turned toward the west and our horses took us to the horizon.
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Well, thank you for that information. I have enough to get me going.”   “Good. You should head home now.”   “What? But I still have so many questions to ask you.”   “Those questions will have to wait for another time,” the Sage said.   “Wait, why should I leave now? Is something wrong?”   “Just a minute ago, I saw a glimpse about your hometown, something is going to happen there.”   I gasped. “What? What did you see?”   “I’m sorry, my vision wasn’t clear on what it was.”   What is it? What could it be? I wondered to myself.   “The villagers there, they will need you. That’s all I saw.”    I took that as my cue to leave. “I gotta go. I’ll head back right now,” I said as I quickly rushed to the door. Before leaving the building, I yelled, “Thank you for your wisdom! I’ll be back one day.”   The Sage nodded. “Be careful going dow—”   In my hasty exit, I was reckless and tripped over my foot. I fell and rolled down the mound.   Oof!   Ahh!   Ugh!
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Is it working?” “Yes, but I am going to need more time,” Ms. Ursula said. “Also, I need the full moon in order to give the potion its power. And the next full moon comes out tonight.” I had so many questions for Steve I didn’t even know where to begin. “So Steve, what’s going on?” “Well, for starters, everything that’s happening in your Mob village already happened in our village. Alex and I are the only humans in our village that didn’t get infected.” “But, how did you get away?” “Well, it was all thanks to Alex actually.” “Yep. All me,” Alex said. “You see, when I went to go find the missing villagers I eventually found them. But they weren’t too happy to see me. Actually, those Pumpkin Heads chased me all the way into a cave. Then one of the Pumpkin Heads found me and I thought I was a goner. But, next thing I know, Alex is standing over me laughing, with a pumpkin on her head.” “Yeah, I really had him going for a while there,” Alex said. “It
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Biff was about to invite us into the house when he saw Gretchen sleeping under the tree. “Oh my Notch, why is a husk sleeping under my tree!?!” I slapped my head. “That’s Gretchen. That’s Tina’s guardian.” “Guardian? It looks like she’s the one who needs the Guardian.” I nodded. “Yeah, she is some crazy old lady who the King sent to guard Tina. We told him it wasn’t necessary, but he insisted.
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Now, let’s go have dinner with Herobrine.
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Meow,” she said. And that was that.
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the fight to last this long, but those darn boxes are able to self-replicate or something. I whack one down and three more takes its place. Finally, I finished the last of them. No more boxes. Victory was mine. I continued to gather materials. I returned to the village to build the crafting table. I was surprised to see some of the villagers had taken upon themselves to try to complete the wall that Joe and I had started. It was a touching effort. I made a bow and some arrows, another wooden sword, a pickaxe, and some other tools. Later that night, high up upon the rooftop I made my stand. Arrow upon arrow I let loose upon those zombies. I showered them with vengeance and laughed maniacally throughout the night. “Taste my fury, you brain leeches!
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Then Lucky walked past the villager’s head and placed his butt next to the villager’s face. “Hey! Heeeeey! What are you doing?!” My pet lifted his leg and peed on the angry villager’s face.
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What happens when you mix baking soda and vinegar?” Henry in the back of the room raised his hand. “Well, I used those to make a volcano in third grade.
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