Video Game Tester Quotes

When a Chameleon player is gradually disappearing, it is no longer allowed to choose the last part to disappear as ‘genitalia...

At this point, she probably thought of real life as some kind of virtual reality with good graphics but a horribly dreary plot.

To be honest, after our first encounter, I was expecting you to look desperately for a reason to see me again. I was even a bit worried about it and had a bunch of sharp words ready to brush off the plucky dandy I took you for.

You have a handsome, muscular body. Do you work out?

I adore the sight of an overworked young man's body!

To be honest, my dryad has been sexually assaulted a few times, but I guess that comes with the territory. It’s just in a video game, after all, so it doesn’t really get to me. On the first day, I put my video channel in the category 'strictly 18+' and, since that time, I’ve been doing live streams. I've already gotten eight thousand paid subscribers. On top of that, many viewers have sent me considerable sums of money and want to meet me in real life. Mr. Lavrius told me yesterday that I had already passed the trial period and hired me on as a permanent employee, so I now have the ability to turn game money into cash. Yesterday, with the money I've earned, I bought myself a penthouse with a pool on the roof of a skyscraper. This evening, after I buy myself a flying car, I'll never have to use the elevator or come down to earth again...

But, for my disabled sister, virtual worlds are the only way of forgetting about her bleak existence!