Unemployment Funny Quotes

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.

In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.

For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.

You know what? We need a recession in this country, because that would finaly weed out al the subnormal, underdeveloped, stupefied, puerile people in this workforce.

Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.

Chad was a twenty-six-year-old former developer of software used to develop more advanced software. He was now unemployed.

I am yet to hear someone claim that a salary is nothing but a number.