Tongue Twister Quotes

Twist a tongue, and tongue a twist how many twists can a tongue twister twist around the twisting tongue.

Sheepish butlers' surgical bottle battles" a tongue twister p.364

Shit – I was going to do it, I didn't want to do it, yet now she's said I don't have to do it, yet wants me to do it again, I don't actually know if I want to do it anymore.

Or rather, he was sad because that morning he'd understood that he'd understood nothing, because while he still understood nothing he wasn't sad at all, but now that he'd understood that he'd understood nothing he felt sad, if you follow.

In the context of the English language, there were many more important words than “in.” There were fancy words, historic words, words that meant life or death. There were multi-syllabic tongue-twisters that required a sort out before speaking, and mission-critical pivotals that started wars or ended wars…and even poetic nonsensicals that were like a symphony as they left the lips. Generally speaking, “in” did not play with the big boys. In fact, it barely had much of a definition at all, and, in the course of its working life, was usually nothing but a bridge, a conduit for the heavy lifters in any given sentence. There was, however, one context in which that humble little two-letter, one-syllable jobbie was a BFD. Love. The difference between someone “loving” somebody versus being “in love” was a curb to the Grand Canyon. The head of a pin to the entire Midwest. An exhale to a hurricane.

Monuments make momentous men immortal, but more memorable are mortal men making mere moments monumental.

Twist a tongue, and tongue a twist how many twists can a tongue twister twist around their twisting tongue. If a tongue twister's tongue could twist, how many twists would the tongue twister's tongue twist while their tongue was a twisting.

Just say “I’m sorry.” It’s not a tongue twister. It does not need repeating multiple times. The phrase is simple and short, easy to articulate. And the last time I checked, it sounded just as good—if not better—in a whisper. So just say it; say “I’m sorry.

Anning would spend the next thirty-five years gathering fossils, which she sold to visitors. (She is commonly held to be the source for the famous tongue twister “She sells seashells on the seashore.”)

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

47 - A noisy noise annoys an oyster.  

When you see a stranger, your mouth start dancing like convulsion.

Hiccup teacup!

In a right-angled triangle, the hypotenuse is the side opposite the right angle". A sentence that later flabbergasted the inhabitants of el Idilio, who took it to be a wird tongue twister or a mysterious incantation".

...which is where I met my my husband. Not currently my husband. My ex. Though he wasn't that then. I never know how to say that." "Allow my copydesk expertise to intervene: your then-pre-husband, later-to-be-post-husband in his prior-to-ex-husband status.

Inherent in every living thing is an insatiable hunger, the innate desire to express life by freely and fully being “what” it was uniquely created to be. To personalize this, consider the possibility that there was a time when you were a “what” before you were a “who.” If you can wrap your mind around that possibility, then, the question to explore is, what were you before you became a who—and why did you become the who you uniquely are when there are so many other “who”s on the planet you might have been? While this may seem like a bit of a paradoxi- cal tongue twister, it is the quintessential question that requires exploration if you are to follow your true North Star back to your point of origin, where you’ll find your authentic self waiting to weave itself into the fabric of your human life today and every day.

Some five decades later, writer Terry Sullivan was inspired by Mary’s life story to compose the popular tongue twister : She sells seashells on the seashore The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure So if she sells seashells on the seashore Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

The Most Difficult Tongue Twister   EXPERTS AGREE. –courtesy of F. J., St. Louis, Missouri   Theophilus Thistle, the thistle-sifter, sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles. If Theophilus Thistle, the thistle-sifter, sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles, where is the sieve of unsifted thistles Theophilus Thistle, the thistle sifter, sifted?

It was the start of a remarkable career. Anning would spend the next thirty-five years gathering fossils, which she sold to visitors. (She is commonly held to be the source for the famous tongue twister “She sells seashells on the seashore.”) She would also find the first plesiosaurus, another marine monster, and one of the first and best pterodactyls.

He was shaking his head as he read some of the words that were written in the pie sections of the wheel; Meat Snatch, Gash and Stitch, Jaws of Life, Tongue Twister, Enema of Horror, Nailed, Dissection, Musical Hair Patches, Eye Deflation, Intestinal Jump Rope, Cooked Until Dripping, Spoon of Pain, Needle Works, Ball Squats, Cut and Rip, Two Headed Cock, Bone Collector, Joint Screws, Fused, Human Tesla Coil, Barbed Wired, Shit Faced, Root and Rod, Colon Blow, Skin Deep, Boiling Nuts, Sewn, Muscle Stimulator, Urethra Tug-o-war, Crack a Cap, Tendon Rubber Bands, Weenie Roast, Musical Extremities, Root Canal, Needle Mania, Tattooed Wall Art, Rod and Prod, Slice and Dice, Sex Change and Torched Beyond Recognition. I

What's do DNA helicase and perverts have in common? They both want to unzip your genes.

-  What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue with his pizza? He ate it before it was cool!

-  Where did Spider-Man get his powers from? The World Wide Web.

-  Why did Ash get arrested? Because while you were in the bathroom he took a Pikachu.

-  What do you get if you tape a stick of dynamite to a hedgehog? SONIC BOOM!

Cheap sheep soup.

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy’s

Loopy lizards lying lazily aloft a little lane

28 - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would If a woodchuck could chuck wood.  

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise! Disguise who? Disguise the limit!

Very few companies thank their vendors. Money spoils the basic tenets of life. 8 Nov World Quality Day 8 Nov World Tongue Twister Day

The theory of fun. The less the freedom, more the fun 8 Nov World Quality Day 8 Nov World Tongue Twister Day

(This tongue twister is disgusting!) The fat farmer’s five filthy fingers fed the ferocious ferret french fries.

I started learning English from Abuelo Jorge's old grammar textbooks. I found them in Abuelo Celia's closet. They date back to 1919, the first year he started working for the American Electric Broom Company. At school, only a few students were allowed to learn English, by special permission. The rest of us had to learn Russian. I liked the curves of the Cyrillic letters, their unexpected sounds. I liked the way my name looked: Иван. I took Russian for nearly two years at school. My teacher, Sergey Mikoyan, praised me highly. He said I had an ear for languages, that if I studied hard I could be a translator for world leaders. It was true I could repeat anything he said, even tongue twisters like kolokololiteyshchiki perekolotili vikarabkavshihsya vihuholey "the church bell casters slaughtered the desmans that had scrambled out." He told me I had a gift, like playing the violin, or mastering chess.

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Climb a tree and pretend

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Hey, haven’t we metaphor? 747. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because

59. What is a tornado’s favorite game

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Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train? A: The first says “Spit out that chewing gum” and the second says “chew chew.

-  What do you call two fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion.

Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes, but no cigar.

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

-  What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

-  What did you do with Element 43 last night? None of your Bismuth.

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!

-  What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!

-  What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something!

llamas are ladylike.

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-  Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head!

-  Why is potassium a racist element? Because, when you put three of them together, you get KKK.

-  How do you shoot a killer bee? With a bee-bee gun.

-  What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

-  What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing!

-  How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will Let it Go!

-  Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet? Because they got lost at C.

-  What's a toilet's favorite game? Call of Doodie.

15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Glad you’re excited, too!

I tried to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

Caruso (one of the world’s greatest tenors) were once told by the experts that they couldn’t sing? 51. Do you believe that the “She sells seashells by the seashore” tongue twister refers to a real woman who was digging

Tooth-hurty.

Two tons of human hair destined for a wig maker has been stolen.  Police are combing the area. Police have just arrested the world tongue-twister champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence

Red lorry, yellow lorry.

- Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Papa my pine whistler sparrow-eyed sun misser Papa my pine whistler sparrow-eyed moon blisser Mama my jaw clincher spirit mouthed ghost dancer Mama my vein braider thousand year bone burner Mama my tongue twister thousand pronged antlers Mama my tongue twister thousand pronged antlers Mama my vein braider thousand pronged antlers, antlers And oh her wild eyes, oh her wild eyes

wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

raiser lies

Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.   12 - He threw three balls.  

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Rubber baby buggy bumpers.  

Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.  

Bad black bran bread.  

scream, you

11 - Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried

Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.

hockey

It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open?

Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.  

Why was the broom late?   It over swept!  

Q: What do you call a dog with a sombrero? A: El Poocho. Q:

- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would If a woodchuck could chuck wood.  

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Knock knock. Who’s there? June. June who? Did June know that I’ve been waiting out here for ages!

Q: What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A: A stick

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A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.

On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.

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