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Words cannot describe all the things I have left to write
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Stephen Colbert (Wigfield By Sedaris Amy Dinello Paul Colbert Stephen Oldham Todd PHT)
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This time you've gone too far, Dorothy Parker! This time you've gone too far!
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Paul Dinello (Wigfield By Sedaris Amy Dinello Paul Colbert Stephen Oldham Todd PHT)
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Fear is a funny thing. If that's true, why aren't I laughing?
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Paul Dinello (Wigfield By Sedaris Amy Dinello Paul Colbert Stephen Oldham Todd PHT)
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I don't have any ill will toward anybody, except for maybe the people...yeah, the people.
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Paul Dinello (Wigfield By Sedaris Amy Dinello Paul Colbert Stephen Oldham Todd PHT)
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Is that a knife in his hand or an ice cream cone? You'll never know until you taste it.
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Paul Dinello (Wigfield By Sedaris Amy Dinello Paul Colbert Stephen Oldham Todd PHT)
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The Lord, like every woman I have ever known, was cold and distant.
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Paul Dinello (Wigfield By Sedaris Amy Dinello Paul Colbert Stephen Oldham Todd PHT)
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I've seen the hollow, empty eyes of desperate people staggering under the weight of debt and twisting with the agony of poverty. And now I could make money off of having seen that. Finally, a job I was qualified for!
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Paul Dinello (Wigfield By Sedaris Amy Dinello Paul Colbert Stephen Oldham Todd PHT)
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And if there is one thing I've learned, it's if you don't put it out there, they won't put it in there.
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Paul Dinello (Wigfield By Sedaris Amy Dinello Paul Colbert Stephen Oldham Todd PHT)