Thee Stallion Quotes

When you being real, you ain’t worried ‘bout who fake!

HEROES AIN'T NOTHING BUT A VILLAIN WHO FOUND THEIR PURPOSE

I’m lifting, listening to Captain Hook by Megan Thee Stallion, when there’s a hulking presence behind me.

What is it that Megan Thee Stallion says in “WAP”? Switch my wig and make him feel like he’s cheating? Yep, something like that.

Snoop Dogg—that is “I once walked two bare-breasted Black women on leashes down a red carpet and ran an actual brothel” Snoop Dogg—tut-tuts at Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion for singing about their own “wet-ass pussy”;

Happiness is day drinking in the middle of Oxford Street whilst dancing to Megan Thee Stallion on a busy weekend after having mixed up all your meds because surprises are fun, and sometimes it's important to be reminded of why you first moved to this weirdly wonderful, obscenely overpriced city. That is happiness and you don't need a therapist or a witchy, wasted transwoman to tell you that shit. Invest in a bombass vibrator, be nice to sweet old ladies on the tube because if you're really lucky, you too will one day grow old and you'll want someone to treat you with a modicum of kindness and care. And stop making yourself go grey with needless stress! Now get the fuck out of my house. You're starting to harsh my buzz.

EVEN IF YOU PAID FOR THE VIEW DON'T EXPECT THEM TO SEE THINGS YOUR WAY!

Oh, Lord, Thou knowest how busy I must be this day. If I forget Thee, do not Thou forget me.