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Congratulations, love. You traded up. Does he treat you well?'
'He's a teddy bear,' I said.
Teddy bear looked like he was suffering from murder withdrawal.
(Rene and Kate on Jim!)
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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I'm an angel of death. I don't need night school, woman. You should just give up on this detective shit and start killing people for a living. It's simple, honest work, and you ain't got the brains for anything else.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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First, it’s used.”
“Now look here,” Teddy Jo growled. “It’s not a Cadillac. It’s a body freezer. The value doesn’t drop because you drive it off the lot.”
“I don’t know what sort of bodies you stuck in there, Teddy. You might have put a leucrocuta in there. Those things stink.”
“It’s not like the dead gonna care. They can’t smell shit, and they themselves ain’t gonna get to smelling any better.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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Teddy bear looked like he was suffering from murder withdrawal.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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Congratulations, love. You traded up. Does he treat you well?'
'He's a teddy bear,' I said. Teddy Bear looked like he was suffering from murder withdrawal.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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Christopher nodded. “Well, can I come with you to see the horses? I promise to be good and not scare them.”
“Sure, why not.” Teddy Jo waved his arms. “The entirety of Hades can come. We’ll have a party.”
Christopher stepped off the porch in to the backyard, spread his wings, and shot upward. The wind nearly blew me off my feet.
“Thank you,” I told Teddy Jo.
“He gives me the creeps,” Teddy Jo growled.
“You’re the nicest angel of death I know.”
“Yeah, yeah. Get in the damn swing.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9))
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Teddy Roosevelt had handpicked Taft as his successor, and when Teddy Roosevelt tells you to do something, you goddamn do it or risk having him punch you in the butt so hard your poop stays inside you forever out of fear of possibly running into Roosevelt.
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Daniel O'Brien (How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country)
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I saw one of them fellers she hangs out with, the shapeshifters, run like hell through the Scratches. Right below me. There was a big dog chasin’ him.” “How big was the dog?” Teddy Jo mulled it over. “I’d say as big as a house. A one-story. Maybe a bit bigger. Not as big as one of them colonials, you understand. A regular-person house.” “Would you say the shapeshifter was in distress?” “Hell yeah, he was in distress. His tail was on fire.” “He ran like his tail was on fire?” “No, his tail was on fire. Like a big, furry candle on his ass.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Mourns (Kate Daniels, #3.5))
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After dinner, Bri and I came back to my room and started doing the adult stuff—I will spare you the details. We were naked and about to do our thing when all of a sudden we heard the sound of the door handle turning and then the door popped open. Bri jumped under the covers as Teddy and Sheamus barged into the room, inebriated as can be, with the “Ahhh, fella!” and all that. This was one of the rare moments when I got really, really mad. I let out an angry “What the fuck?!” and butt-ass naked, from the end of the bed, I went to up-kick Teddy in the face. As if in slow motion, a drunk Teddy—with his ridiculous reflexes—sidestepped the kick like he was Keanu Reeves in The Matrix, then moved his head right back to where it was to look at me all confused. Meanwhile, Sheamus had sat down on the bed next to Bri, who was under the blanket, and was patting her on the head. Within a few minutes, I was able to get them out of the room, but sat there confused as to how a night that started so great could end like this. After that, Bri and I gave up, and ended up just going to sleep.
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Daniel Bryan (Yes: My Improbable Journey to the Main Event of WrestleMania)
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If you want to survive beyond the Haze, Teddy, you have to go a little bad.
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Daniel Kraus (They Threw Us Away (The Teddies Saga, #1))
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Protecting others is hard. It can mean putting yourself at risk.
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Daniel Kraus (They Threw Us Away (The Teddies Saga, #1))
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We reached the doors and I presented the crew passes to the outside guards. They waved us on to Rene’s welcoming arms. Recognition sparked in her eyes. She surveyed Jim and turned to me.
“Congratulations, love. You traded up. Does he treat you well?”
“He’s a teddy bear,” I said.
Teddy bear looked like he was suffering from murder withdrawal.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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Sugar struck a pose. "My tiara's gonna look fierce in there, y'all, " she said to no one.
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Daniel Kraus (They Threw Us Away (The Teddies Saga, #1))
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Don't give up, Buddy, she whispered.
Why not? He asked.
She adjusted her tinfoil tiara. "Because I made this tiara all by myself with love and care and what's the point of all that love and care if a little girl or little boy doesn't see it and say, 'That is an extremely beautiful tiara'?
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Daniel Kraus (They Threw Us Away (The Teddies Saga, #1))
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Oh no.” Julie clicked her tongue. “Did the mean human girl pick on you? Does the little bouda boy want his mommy?” “Untie me!” “Awww, the little baby is crying. Boohoo. Does the baby need his bottle and his teddy?
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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Landon stared at me through the windshield, turned around, paced back and forth, and stared at me again. “Do you know what most people have from their grandmother? A tea set. Or a quilt.” Curran smiled. “If your family had a quilt, it would be made out of chimera skin and stuffed with feathers from dead angels.” “Are we talking Judeo-Christian angels, because those don’t exist, or pagan angels like Teddy Jo?” “Kate,” Curran said. “Hey, I warned you from the start it would be weird.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Breaks (Kate Daniels, #7))
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Thank you,” I told Teddy Jo. “He gives me the creeps,” Teddy Jo growled. “You’re the nicest angel of death I know.” “Yeah, yeah. Get in the damn swing.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9))
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Have you ever seen a child's room? No, you haven't! Well, let me tell you--it's the furthest thing from orderly! A child's love is the same way. It's messy. It's strong one day and weak the next. A teddy's job is to be there no matter what.
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Daniel Kraus (They Stole Our Hearts (The Teddies Saga, #2))
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Don't you see, Forgiver? You, me, Reginald, Sunny--we were wrong to believe that what we are made of has anything to do with who we are. We're more than So-So-Soft fur. We're more than Real Silk Hearts. We're special because we love one another. We take care of one another. No other teddies in the history of teddies have done that.
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Daniel Kraus (They Stole Our Hearts (The Teddies Saga, #2))
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New successful products, particularly Teddy Grahams snack food, were introduced. Debt was quickly paid down using proceeds from asset sales and the sale of new equity. By the end of 1991, the RJR Nabisco buyout created more than $10 billion of value for investors. The critics, like Time, who predicted the buyout would threaten American survival and lead to anarchy could not have been more wrong.
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Daniel Fischel (Payback: The Conspiracy to Destroy Michael Milken and his Financial Revolution)