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Enchanted Roll of Never-ending Duct Tape. Fifty meters. Odds are good you know who Ted Bundy is. Odds are even better you don’t know who Vesta Stoudt is. And while this problem is not exclusive to you hairless monkeys and your pollution-ridden world, those first two statements are part of the reason why you have received this prize.
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Matt Dinniman (The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4))