T Rex Quotes

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To throw away an honest friend is, as it were, to throw your life away
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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We are all vainer of our luck than of our merits.
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Rex Stout (The Rubber Band (Nero Wolfe, #3))
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Fear? What has a man to do with fear? Chance rules our lives, and the future is all unknown. Best live as we may, from day to day.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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I have no desire to suffer twice, in reality and then in retrospect.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex)
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Hey, T-Rex? Remind me next time I want to get smartass with you that it’s a really stupid move on my part? (Talon) Oh, no, you don’t, you wuss. You told me the next time you saw Ash you were going to ask him if he’d seen the movie 10,000 BC and if it’d made him homesick. (Wulf)
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Sherrilyn Kenyon (Acheron (Dark-Hunter, #14))
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Alas, how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the man that's wise! This I knew well, but had forgotten it, else I would not have come here.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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Time, which sees all things, has found you out.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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The tyrant is a child of Pride Who drinks from his sickening cup Recklessness and vanity, Until from his high crest headlong He plummets to the dust of hope.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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[A] pessimist gets nothing but pleasant surprises, an optimist nothing but unpleasant.
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Rex Stout (Fer-de-Lance (Nero Wolfe, #1))
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In a cruel and imperfect world, she was living proof that God could still create perfection.
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Rex Reed
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How dreadful the knowledge of the truth can be When there’s no help in truth.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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Oblivion - what a blessing...for the mind to dwell a world away from pain.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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The truth is what I cherish and that's my strength
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit. Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a space/time portal? Nice cup of tea and a piece of cake. Possibly a savoury option would be welcome here too, for example a Scotch egg or a sausage roll.
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David Walliams (Mr Stink)
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...count no man happy till he dies, free of pain at last.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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In time you will know this well: For time, and time alone, will show the just man, though scoundrels are discovered in a day.
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Sophocles (Sophocles: Oedipus Rex (Cambridge Greek and Latin Classics) (Greek Edition))
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Let every man in mankind's frailty consider his last day; and let none presume on his good fortune until he find Life, at his death, a memory without pain.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex)
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THAT’S MY BOX OF PRATTLES!” β€œNOT ANYMORE!” β€œMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM-REX STOLE MY CANDY!” β€œDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD-BEX SMELLS LIKE DRAGON POOP!” β€œSO DOES REX!” another voice added. β€œSTAY OUT OF THIS, LEX!
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Shannon Messenger (Lodestar (Keeper of the Lost Cities, #5))
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Fifteen!" Dess's distant cry reached him. "Where the hell are you, Rex? Ten. You're-an-idiot-nine, get-back-here-eight, you-dimwit-seven...
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Scott Westerfeld (Blue Noon (Midnighters, #3))
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Another growl came, and then very heavy footsteps - like T-rex-shaking-the-water-cup-jurassic-park-style heavy foot steps.
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Courtney Allison Moulton (Angelfire (Angelfire, #1))
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I know why those librarians read the old stories to you,” Rex says. β€œBecause if it’s told well enough, for as long as the story lasts, you get to slip the trap.
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Anthony Doerr (Cloud Cuckoo Land)
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Read a verse of Homer and you can walk the walls of Troy alongside Hector; fall into a paragraph by Fitzgerald and your Now entangles with Gatsby’s Now; open a 1953 book by Ray Bradbury and go hunting T. rexes. Ursula Le Guin said: β€œStory is our only boat for sailing on the river of time,” and she’s right, of course. The shelves of every library in the world brim with time machines. Step into one, and off you go.
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Anthony Doerr
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I will ride my luck on occasion, but I like to pick the occasion.
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Rex Stout (Might as Well Be Dead (Nero Wolfe, #27))
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Genius is fine for the ignition spark, but to get there someone has to see that the radiator doesn't leak and no tire is flat.
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Rex Stout (The Doorbell Rang (Nero Wolfe, #41))
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We should not forget that it will be just as important to our descendants to be prosperous in their time as it is to us to be prosperous in our time.
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Theodore Roosevelt
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Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
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Rex Stout (The Red Box (Nero Wolfe, #4))
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How terrible-- to see the truth when the truth is only pain to him who sees!
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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Afraid? I can dodge folly without backing into fear.
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Rex Stout (The Doorbell Rang (Nero Wolfe, #41))
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The more you put in your brain, the more it will hold -- if you have one.
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Rex Stout
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Listen, Kafka. What you’re experiencing now is the motif of many Greek tragedies. Man doesn’t choose fate. Fate chooses man. That’s the basic worldview of Greek drama. And the sense of tragedyβ€”according to Aristotleβ€”comes, ironically enough, not from the protagonist’s weak points but from his good qualities. Do you know what I’m getting at? People are drawn deeper into tragedy not by their defects but by their virtues. Sophocles’ Oedipus Rex being a great example. Oedipus is drawn into tragedy not because of laziness or stupidity, but because of his courage and honesty. So an inevitable irony results.
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Haruki Murakami (Kafka on the Shore)
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Weep not, everything must have its day.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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Plato did claim that the unexamined life was not worth living. Oedipus Rex was not so sure.
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Tom Robbins
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Of all vile things current on earth, none is so vile as money.
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Sophocles (The Oedipus Cycle: Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, Antigone)
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All my care is you, and all my pleasure yours.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex)
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Whatever is sought for can be caught, you know, whatever is neglected slips away.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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A man may debar nonsense from his library of reason, but not from the arena of his impulses.
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Rex Stout (The League of Frightened Men (Nero Wolfe, #2))
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.
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Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)
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You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym.
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Janet Evanovich (Seven Up (Stephanie Plum, #7))
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In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!
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Rachel RenΓ©e Russell (Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star (Dork Diaries, #3))
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?' Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.' We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)
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I try to know what I need to know. I make sure to know what I want to know. (Nero Wolfe)
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Rex Stout (Please Pass the Guilt (Nero Wolfe, #45))
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He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED.
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Rachel Caine (Ghost Town (The Morganville Vampires, #9))
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How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!
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Sophocles (The Oedipus Cycle: Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, Antigone)
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I am Caesar not Rex
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Gaius Julius Caesar
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It's perfect justice: natures like yours are hardest on themselves.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN." Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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Adam Rex (Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story)
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No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket or at least had been fooling around with timetables.
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Rex Stout (Some Buried Caesar (Nero Wolfe, #6))
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Despite so many ordeals, my advanced age and the nobility of my soul make me conclude that all is well.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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Rex lost his specs.
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Scott Westerfeld (The Secret Hour (Midnighters, #1))
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In a world that operates largely at random, coincidences are to be expected, but any one of them must always be mistrusted.
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Rex Stout (Champagne for One (Nero Wolfe, #31))
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If through no fault of his own the hero is crushed by a bulldozer in Act II, we are not impressed. Even though life is often like thisβ€”the absconding cashier on his way to Nicaragua is killed in a collision at the airport, the prominent statesman dies of a stroke in the midst of the negotiations he has spent years to bring about, the young lovers are drowned in a boating accident the day before their marriageβ€”such events, the warp and woof of everyday life, seem irrelevant, meaningless. They are crude, undigested, unpurged bits of realityβ€”to draw a metaphor from the late J. Edgar Hoover, they are β€œraw files.” But it is the function of great art to purge and give meaning to human suffering, and so we expect that if the hero is indeed crushed by a bulldozer in Act II there will be some reason for it, and not just some reason but a good one, one which makes sense in terms of the hero’s personality and action. In fact, we expect to be shown that he is in some way responsible for what happens to him.
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Bernard Knox (The Oedipus Cycle: Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, Antigone)
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She thought of her children like the magic grow capsules you got at gift shops at the science museum. These tiny little nothings that you drop into water and then watch as they slowly reveal what they were always destined to be. This one a Stegosaurus, this one a T. Rex. Except, instead, it was watching them become dependable, or talented, or kind, or daring.
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Taylor Jenkins Reid (Malibu Rising)
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Those who jump to conclusions may go wrong.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.
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Adam Rex (Cold Cereal (The Cold Cereal Saga, #1))
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The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)
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If anything happened to you, I'd be so destroyed they'd have to strap me to a bed and feed me through a tube. After five or six years, I might be capable of taking care of Rex. In the interim, you should assign a guardian.
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Janet Evanovich (Fearless Fourteen (Stephanie Plum, #14))
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All men make mistakes.
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Sophocles (The Oedipus Cycle: Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, Antigone)
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Being broke is not a disgrace, it is only a catastrophe.
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Rex Stout (The League of Frightened Men (Nero Wolfe, #2))
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As I understand it, a born executive is a guy who, when anything difficult or unexpected happens, yells for somebody to come and help him.
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Rex Stout (The Red Box (Nero Wolfe, #4))
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A person who does not read cannot think. He may have good mental processes, but he has nothing to think about. You can feel for people or natural phenomena and react to them, but they are not ideas. You cannot think about them." [Life magazine, December 10, 1965]
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Rex Stout
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Frankly, I wish I could make my heart quit doing an extra thump when Wolfe says satisfactory, Archie. It's childish.
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Rex Stout (The Silent Speaker (Nero Wolfe, #11))
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What the tongue has promised, the body must submit to.
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Rex Stout (Too Many Cooks (Nero Wolfe, #5))
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Sometimes the best defense is a T.rex.
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Jim Butcher (Peace Talks (The Dresden Files, #16))
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To assert dignity is to lose it.
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Rex Stout (The League of Frightened Men (Nero Wolfe, #2))
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And if you find I've lied, from this day on call the prophet blind.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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Whose tale more sad than thine, whose lot more dire? O Oedipus, discrowned head, Thy cradle was thy marriage bed.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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Never honor the gods in one breath and take the gods for fools the next.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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I don't know why, but I don't trust the word free anymore. Lunch here is supposed to be free, but it feels like it costs me a lot.
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Rex Ogle (Free Lunch)
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Dess shook her head. "Before he walked off, Rex said for you to wait. He said it's totally important you don't touch Angie until he comes back. and he said that if you were a pain about it, I get to hit you with that." She pointed to where the darkling had flung Flabbergasted Supernumerary Mathematician, its tip blackened by ichor and fire. "So, go ahead.
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Scott Westerfeld (Blue Noon (Midnighters, #3))
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The best way to walk into a nightmare is with a smile.
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Kaza Kingsley (The Three Furies (Erec Rex, #4))
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay.
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Adam Rex (Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story)
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And if my present actions strike you as foolish, let's just say I've been accused of folly by a fool.
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Sophocles (The Oedipus Cycle: Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, Antigone)
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.
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Adam Rex (Cold Cereal (The Cold Cereal Saga, #1))
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It is impossible for any Sherlock Holmes story not to have at least one marvelous scene. [An Invitation to Learning, January 1942]
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Rex Stout
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MY rule is never to be rude to anyone unless you mean it.
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Rex Stout
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Wolfe was drinking beer and looking at pictures of snowflakes in a book someone had sent him from Czechoslovakia... ...Wolfe seemed absorbed in the pictures. Looking at him, I said to myself, "He's in a battle with the elements. He's fighting his way through a raging blizzard, just sitting there comfortably looking at pictures of snowflakes. That's the advantage of being an artist, of having imagination." I said aloud, "You mustn't go to sleep, sir, it's fatal. You freeze to death.
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Rex Stout (The League of Frightened Men (Nero Wolfe, #2))
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Like, you know that feeling," I try to explain, "where it's Sunday night and you have school or work the next morning but then it's a snow day and you don't have to go in? You feel like that." "I feel like a natural disaster?" he teases, but his gaze is intent. "No," I say, forcing myself to say what I mean. "A relief. You feel like a huge relief." Rex's eyes go very soft. "You feel like a relief too, Daniel," he says.
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Roan Parrish (In the Middle of Somewhere (Middle of Somewhere, #1))
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Woah,' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' room.' Even as it came out of my mouth, I knew it sounded dumb. Dumb, I thought and maybe even wrong. You...are a boy, aren't you?' I asked. 'I mean, don't take that the wrong way or anything -' J.Lo is a boy, yes.' I let that go. So...you Boov have boys and girls...just like us?' Of course,' said J.Lo. 'Do not be ridicumlous.' I smiled a wan little smile. 'Sorry.' The Boov have seven magnificent genders. There is boy, girl, girlboy, boygirl, boyboy, boyboygirl, and boyboyboyboy.' I had absolutely no response to this.
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Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)
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Give me a life wherever there is an opportunity to live, and better life than was my father's.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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A Dickens character to me is a theatrical projection of a character. Not that it isn't real. It's real, but in that removed sense. But Sherlock Holmes is simply there. I would be astonished if I went to 221 1/2 B Baker Street and didn't find him." [An Invitation to Learning, January 1942]
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Rex Stout
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Yet some men say in many parts of England that King Arthur is not dead, but had by the will of our Lord Jesu into another place... many men say that there is written upon his tomb this verse: Hic jacet Arthurus, Rex quondam, Rexque futurus. Here lies Arthur, King that was, King that will be.
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Thomas Malory
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Sentry: King, may I speak? Creon: Your very voice distresses me. Sentry: Are you sure that it is my voice, and not your conscience? Creon: By God, he wants to analyze me now! Sentry: It is not what I say, but what has been done, that hurts you. Creon: You talk too much.
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Sophocles (The Oedipus Cycle: Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, Antigone)
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Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)
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Back the t-rex up
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Shannon Messenger (Exile (Keeper of the Lost Cities, #2))
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YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off of the car,' J.Lo huffed. 'I am an English superstar.' Uh-uh. There's no comparison. 'Gratuity' in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place. 'J.Lo' in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it 'M-smiley face-pound sign.
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Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)
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There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.
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Rex Stout (Death of a Doxy (Nero Wolfe, #42))
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Chili is one of the great peasant foods. It is one of the few contributions America has made to world cuisine. Eaten with corn bread, sweet onion, sour cream, it contains all five of the elements deemed essential by the sages of the Orient: sweet, sour, salty, pungent, and bitter.
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Rex Stout
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She turned back to me, graceful as a big cat, straight and proud, not quite smiling, her warm dark eyes as curious as if she had never seen a man before. I knew damn well I ought to say something, but what? The only thing to say was β€œWill you marry me?” but that wouldn’t do because the idea of her washing dishes or darning socks was preposterous.
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Rex Stout (Too Many Clients (Nero Wolfe, #34))
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The only difference between me and most people is that I'm perfectly aware that all my important decisions are made for me by my subconscious. My frontal lobes are just kidding themselves that they decide anything at all. All they do is think up reasons for the decisions that are already made." [Life magazine, December 10, 1965]
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Rex Stout
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Woah! Back the T-Rex Up!
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Keefe Sencen
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Ooh, you’re Sophie?” the girlβ€”who Sophie assumed was Bexβ€”asked. β€œMy brother talks about you all the time.” β€œNo I don’tβ€”and get back here, Lex!” Dex grabbed one of the boys by his furry collar and jerked him back to his side. β€œYes he does,” the other boyβ€”who had to be Rexβ€”corrected, flashing a huge grin with a big black space where one of his front teeth was missing. β€œHe liiiiiiiiiiiiikes you.” β€œI do not!” β€œYes you do!” Sophie stared at her furry feet as all three kids made kissing noises and Dex threatened to destroy everything they owned and dragged them away.
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Shannon Messenger (Exile (Keeper of the Lost Cities, #2))
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In matters where I have no cognizance I hold my tongue.
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Sophocles (Oedipus Rex (The Theban Plays, #1))
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The sense of tragedy - according to Aristotle - comes, ironically enough, not from the protagonist's weak points but from his good qualities. Do you know what I'm getting at? People are drawn deeper into tragedy not by their defects but by their virtues. Sophocles’ Oedipus Rex being a great example. Oedipus is drawn into tragedy not because of laziness or stupidity, but because of his courage and honesty. So an inevitable irony results. ... [But] we accept irony through a device called metaphor. And through that we grow and become deeper human beings.
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Haruki Murakami (Kafka on the Shore)
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We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them.
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Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)
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When I was a little girl,' I said, sitting down, 'the wallpaper in my room had pictures of Noah's story.' [...] You know what's weird though? It's weird that the ark would be such a kids' story, you know? I mean, it's...really a story about death. Every person who isn't in Noah's family? They die. Every animal, apart from two of each on the boat? They die. They all die in the flood. Billions of creatures. It's the worst tragedy ever,' I finished, my voice tied off by a knot in my chest.[...] 'What the hell,'I said, 'pardon my language, was that doing on my wallpaper?
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Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)
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Rex?” He freezes and when he looks at me I can see the uncertainty he’s trying to cover up with his motions. β€œI think you’re perfect. I mean, shit, that sounded sappy, but, I mean perfect in my opinion.” Ugh, how do I explain what I mean? That all those things that he is came together like the perfect recipe. β€œFor you?” he says. β€œHmm?” β€œPerfect for you, maybe?” He looks shy and pleased. All I can do is nod. He hoists me up onto the counter and kisses me silly.
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Roan Parrish (In the Middle of Somewhere (Middle of Somewhere, #1))
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Millions of American women, and some men, commit that outrage every summer day. They are turning a superb treat into mere provender. Shucked and boiled in water, sweet corn is edible and nutritious; roasted in the husk in the hottest possible oven for forty minutes, shucked at the table, and buttered and salted, nothing else, it is ambrosia. No chef’s ingenuity and imagination have ever created a finer dish. American women should themselves be boiled in water.
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Rex Stout
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Yet there was no doubt that Theodore Roosevelt was peculiarly qualified to be President of all the people. Few, if any Americans could match the breadth of his intellect and the strength of his character. A random survey of his achievements might show him mastering German, French, and the contrasted dialects of Harvard and Dakota Territory; assembling fossil skeletons with paleontological skill; fighting for an amateur boxing championship; transcribing birdsong into a private system of phonetics; chasing boat thieves with a star on his breast and Tolstoy in his pocket; founding a finance club, a stockmen's association, and a hunting-conservation society; reading some twenty thousand books and writing fifteen of his own; climbing the Matterhorn; promulgating a flying machine; and becoming a world authority on North American game mammals. If the sum of all these facets of experience added up to more than a geometric whole - implying excess construction somewhere, planes piling upon planes - then only he, presumably, could view the polygon entire.
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Edmund Morris (Theodore Rex)
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Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind. [...] 'Noble Savages of Earth,' he said. 'Long time we have tried to live together in peace.' (It had been five months.) 'Long time have the Boov suffered under the hostileness and intolerableness of you people. With sad hearts I now concede that Boov and humans will never to exist as one.' I remember being really excited at this point. Could I possibly be hearing right? Were the Boov about to leave? I was so stupid. 'And so now I generously grant you Human Preserves - gifts of land that will be for humans forever, never to be taken away again, now.' [...] So that's when we Americans were given Florida. One state for three hundred million people. There were going to be some serious lines for the bathrooms.
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Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)
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Is this too dressy?" is Southern Lady code for: I look fabulous and it would be in your best interest to tell me so. "I'm not crazy about it" is code for: I hate that more than sugar-free punch. "What do you think about her?" is code for: I don't like her. "She's always been lovely to me" is code for: I don't like her either. "She has a big personality" means she's loud as a T. rex. "She's the nicest person" means she's boring as pound cake. "She has beautiful skin" means she's white as a tampon. "She's old" means she's racist as Sandy Duncan in Roots. "You are so bad!" is Southern Lady code for: That is the tackiest thing I've ever heard and I am delighted that you shared it with me. "No, you're so bad!" is code for: Let's snitch and bitch. "She's a character" means drunk. "She has a good time means slut. "She's sweet" means Asperger's. "She's outdoorsy" means lesbian. "Hmm" is Southern Lady code for: I don't agree with you but am polite enough not to rub your nose in your ignorance. "Nice talking with you" is code for: Party's over, now scoot.
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Helen Ellis (American Housewife)