Steven Wright Jokes And Quotes

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Later when Harold was in college he would jokingly tell his girlfriends: “You should have gotten the no maintenance genitals.

As he looked at the pictures he focused on the Tyrannosaurus rex and how short his arms were. He thought it would be impossible for that animal to masturbate. Maybe that’s why he looked so furious. Harold thought that God must have done that on purpose as a joke, just to amuse himself.

What if you tell a joke in the forest, and nobody laughs, was it a joke? —Steven Wright To create your comedic MAPP, you start with the purpose.