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Pussy-Men
Take your ugly crocs and birkenstocks
Your overpadded Thor-lo socks
Your safe SPF 50 cosmetic blocks
Your zero carbon cars and solar clocks
Your dumb plans to save the arctic fox
Your UTNE Reader and eco-stocks and
FUCK OFF!
I can't breathe, I need some air..
I'm bored to death, I've gotta switch
To a real man who pulls my hair
Who make me come and calls me bitch.
P.S. And fuck your overpriced Co-op Farmer's Market too. Produce is half-price at HEB without the snotty 'I'm an artisan' attitude. For God sakes, their fucking avocados, not the Czar's Tiffany eggs.
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