Sparrow Captain Quotes

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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Captain," I said, letting the surprise I felt filter into my voice. It was weird how every time I said the word captain, I wanted to tack on a Jack Sparrow at the end.
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Darynda Jones (Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5))
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Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy?
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
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Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance. Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
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No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow
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Will Turner: That's not true. I am not obsessed with treasure. Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Jack Sparrow: Take what ye can! Mr. Gibbs: Give nothin' back!
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Nobody move! I dropped me brain.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Face is familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Complications arose, ensued, were overcome
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Why Fight When You Can Negotiate?
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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It's not so much the destination as it is the journey." -Captain Jack
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Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone? [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.
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Jack Sparrow: How did you get here? Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet. Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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You lied to me by telling me the truth?
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Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again. Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you. Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack is about to light a cannon that's pointed at the mast] You're mad. Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work. [fires the cannon, which catapults him onto his ship, landing safely on his feet behind his crew] Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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What a man can do and what a man can't do
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[Will Turner] "You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement." [Captain Jack Sparrow] "...that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then is it?
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Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio
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I'm afraid you have the misfortune of facing Captain Jack Sparrow!
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. The original. The only!
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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I'm afraid you have the misfortune of facing Captain Jack Sparrow! I am a Pirate Lord, and you are nothing!
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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The seas might be rough, but I'm the Captain! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail.
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The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do – CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
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Evan Wainberg (The Complete oDesk Handbook: The Step By Step Guide To Launching Your Successful Freelance Career)
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Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck. Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I am crazy, therefore I am not crazy, isn't that crazy?
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.
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Captain Jack Sparrow, The Curse of the Black Pearl
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When you marooned me on that God forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio (Pirates of the Caribbean (Screenplay))
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LET US NOT, DEAR FRIENDS, FORGET OUR DEAR FRIENDS THE CUTTLEFISH.” β€”CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
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Tricia Levenseller (Daughter of the Pirate King (Daughter of the Pirate King, #1))
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This rum is half gone. WHY is the rum gone? I will TELL you why the rum is gone. This half-empty cask, which as of last night was full of rum bound for England, rum entrusted to this vessel to be carried in her hold until we reach our destination, rum intended to be sold to the taverns and cellars of England, to slake English thirsts is gone because several members of this crew that stands before me, this same crew of misbegotten scurvy sea dogs, crept down into the hold and GUZZLED it!
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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We invariably have an internalised personal code of honour, an inner voice that embodies us with a sincere, strong sense of decency that surpasses Rag, Tag & Bobtail’s acquiescence to law and ethics. Think Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, Terry McCann from Minder or the heroic English folklore outlaw, Robin Hood.
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Karl Wiggins (Wrong Planet - Searching for your Tribe)
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Sir Richard Francis Burton was a cross between Indiana Jones and Captain Jack Sparrow, with perhaps a little piece of the warrior-poet Aragorn from Lord of the Rings thrown in for good measure. Or maybe I should rephrase that; all these swashbuckling film heroes, including probably John Rambo, may well have been loosely based on Burton and his life
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Karl Wiggins (Wrong Planet - Searching for your Tribe)
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Why is the whiskey gone?!” I imitated Captain Jack Sparrow and pounded my fist on the counter.
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Penelope Douglas (Rival (Fall Away, #3))
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Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy?
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Walt Disney Company
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The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Commodore Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Captain Sparrow: But you HAVE heard of me.
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Pirates of the Caribbean(film)
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He went to the coffee pot and picked it up, attempting to pour a cup before he realized it was empty and frowned. "Why is the rum always gone?" he muttered in his best Captain Jack Sparrow imitation as he riffled through cabinets.
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Elizabeth Sharp (Natural Selection (Forces of Nature, #1))
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So, O king, does the present life of man on earth seem to me, in comparison with the time which is unknown to us, as though a sparrow flew swiftly through the hall, coming in by one door and going out by the other, and you, the while, sat at meat with your captains and liegemen, in wintry weather, with a fire burning in your midst and heating the room, the storm raging out of doors and driving snow and rain before it. For the time for which he is within, the bird is sheltered from the storm, but after this short while of calm he flies out again into the cold and is seen no more. Thus the life of man is visible for a moment, but we know not what comes before it or follows after it.
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Bede (Ecclesiastical History of the English People)
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What was it Johnny Depp said in one of those damn pirate movies? β€œThe problem isn’t the problem; the problem is how you deal with the problem.” Was that right? She thought so, but did it really matter at this point, was she really going to assign the role of her personal guru to Captain Jack Sparrow?
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Kristin Elyon (Lana's Awakening (To Have and Control #1))
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It needs to be said. I didn’t have the strongest stomach. I wasn’t the type of guy who could hold your hair while you puked and not be affected. Did that make me the worst possible boyfriend ever? Maybe. It’s entirely possible I’d throw you a towel and run out of the room gagging. I know it’s romantic to womenβ€”oh, my gosh, he’s so sweet he held my hair while I puked up last night’s hot dog and enough rum and Diet Coke to kill Captain Jack Sparrow! Seriously? What do you women read? How the hell is that romantic? Give me one reason. One. Just one. I don’t even need three. Oh, wow, silence, big shock. You wanna know why? Because it’s gross. Because if I had long hair and I were leaning over the toilet, God, you would not, ever, in your right mind waltz into the bathroom, put it in a ponytail, rub my back, wipe my mouth, and think, Wow, I really love this guy, oh, look a cracker!
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Rachel Van Dyken (The Consequence of Revenge (Consequence, #2))
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So the captain came to him, and said to him, "What do you mean, sleeper? Arise, call on your God; perhaps your God will consider us, Β so that we may not perish." (Jonah 1:6) Β  Many
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Val Waldeck (His Eye Is On The Sparrow. 365-Day Devotional)
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There is one fierceness of Jews that I like a whole lot", the Texan told her one night, during a discussion of the Virginal intercessions and saintly go-betweens, of the baroque hierarchy of priests and monsignors and bishops and archbishops and cardinals and pope that lay between God and the Catholic soul, which Sofia found pointless and mystifying. "Most people, no, they don't like to go straight to the top, not really. They need to sidle up to a proposition, come at the thing a little off-center. They feel better with a chain of command," D.W. said, an old Marine squadron commander whose years in the Jesuit order had done nothing to diminish his tendency to think in military terms. "Got a problem, you ask the sergeant. Sergeant might go to a captain he knows. Most folks would have a hell of a time getting up the nerve to bang on the general's office door, even if he was the nicest fella in the world. Catholicism makes allowances for that in human beings." ..."But the children of Abraham? They look God straight in the face. Praise, Argue! Dicker, complain. Takes a lot of guts to deal with the Almighty like that.
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Mary Doria Russell (Children of God (The Sparrow, #2))
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Blacksmith Will Turner teams up with eccentric pirate β€˜Captain’ Jack Sparrow to save his love, the governor’s daughter, from Jack’s former pirate allies, who are now undead.”—Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
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Donald Miller (Building a StoryBrand: Clarify Your Message So Customers Will Listen)
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And then they made me their chief.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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You want to call me something, call me Captain. Or Jack.” β€œOr Sparrow?” I asked. Jack looked at me with a cop face that showed nothing but the vague hint of disapproval.
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Jim Butcher (Ghost Story (The Dresden Files, #13))
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The Pirate Code by Stewart Stafford Highwaymen of the high seas, Outlaws of the oceans deep, Plundering the crown's gold, They may hang us as we sleep. Home is but a distant memory, Friends are anyone we can find, Turncoats walk the plank slowly, Or are keelhauled with jellyfish in brine. The Robin Hoods of seaweed spray, We rob the rich to give to ourselves, Growing fat on finest grog and food, And make pieces of eight into twelve. Β© Stewart Stafford, 2022. All rights reserved.
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Stewart Stafford
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them reminded him of all he had experienced and learned during these weeks and this recollection was pleasant to him. For some days the weather had been calm and clear with slight frosts in the morningsβ€”what is called an β€œold wives’ summer.” In the sunshine the air was warm, and that warmth was particularly pleasant with the invigorating freshness of the morning frost still in the air. On everythingβ€”far and nearβ€”lay the magic crystal glitter seen only at that time of autumn. The Sparrow Hills were visible in the distance, with the village, the church, and the large white house. The bare trees, the sand, the bricks and roofs of the houses, the green church spire, and the corners of the white house in the distance, all stood out in the transparent air in most delicate outline and with unnatural clearness. Near by could be seen the familiar ruins of a half-burned mansion occupied by the French, with lilac bushes still showing dark green beside the fence. And even that ruined and befouled houseβ€”which in dull weather was repulsively uglyβ€”seemed quietly beautiful now, in the clear, motionless brilliance. A French corporal, with coat unbuttoned in a homely way, a skullcap on his head, and a short pipe in his mouth, came from behind a corner of the shed and approached Pierre with a friendly wink. β€œWhat sunshine, Monsieur Kiril!” (Their name for Pierre.) β€œEh? Just like spring!” And the corporal leaned against the door and offered Pierre his pipe, though whenever he offered it Pierre always declined it. β€œTo be on the march in such weatherΒ .Β .Β .” he began. Pierre inquired what was being said about leaving, and the corporal told him that nearly all the troops were starting and there ought to be an order about the prisoners that day. Sokolov, one of the soldiers in the shed with Pierre, was dying, and Pierre told the corporal that something should be done about him. The corporal replied that Pierre need not worry about that as they had an ambulance and a permanent hospital and arrangements would be made for the sick, and that in general everything that could happen had been foreseen by the authorities. β€œBesides, Monsieur Kiril, you have only to say a word to the captain, you know. He is a man who never forgets anything. Speak to the captain when he makes his round, he will do anything for you.” (The captain of whom the corporal spoke often had long chats with Pierre and showed him all sorts of favors.) β€œβ€Šβ€˜You see, St. Thomas,’ he said to me the other day. β€˜Monsieur Kiril is a man of education, who speaks French. He
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Leo Tolstoy (War and Peace)
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The only rules that really matter are these; what a man can do, and what a man can’t do.” β€” Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
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Michael Andrew (The Efficiency Playbook: Your Tactical GAME PLAN to Getting More for Less)
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Who's Captain Jack Sparrow's favourite God?" "Ram.
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