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When a lack of white blood cells exposes the horizon of being, one has to make a choice. To cloister yourself away in a germ-free environment, alive but alone, or to embrace the woman you love and catch your death of cold at the marriage ceremony? What a great show. It’s inner-directed script was unmatched by any other soap opera.
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Benson Bruno (A Story that Talks About Talking is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures can Attest to the Fact that No . . .)
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There is no free expression when you have to pay extra to stand on the soap box.
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Thor Benson
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Describing them as “maiden ladies,” an elderly neighbor told me Miss Hudson was very tall, elegant, and pale, related to the wealthy Hudson Sunlight Soap family, while her companion was altogether smaller, very dark-haired and olive-skinned.