Short Circuit Funny Quotes

Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circuit!

I want her to be my friend. I would follow her around and slice grapes for her kids, I would talk on the phone to her, I would… I don’t know, the talking on the phone thing short-circuited my brain.

My mouth goes dry, and I know I’m no better than a man with the thoughts racing through my head. I’m staring at him like I haven’t been fed in goddamn years, but I can’t help it. Hudson Hayes is built like a god, and he’s hot as hell. I could pretend to be oblivious to it before. Sure, he has a pretty face. A smile that can make you blush and eyes that twinkle when he thinks something is really funny. But now? Now I know he has a six-pack. Now I know he’s been hiding a body that looks like it was handcrafted out of the finest marble, but he does and he is, and my brain nearly short-circuits because of it. “Jesus Christ,” I mumble. “What?” he asks “Nothing. I—the smell.” I stare at his ear instead of his chest. I’ve never seen such a good-looking man before. I could bounce a quarter off his stomach if I wanted to, and I really kind of want to.