Shaving Beard Funny Quotes

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There's a reason caveman started to develop sophisticated tools before the meteor wiped them all out: It's so they could fucking shave. Do you know how frustrating it must have been to be hunched over all night trying to start a fire only to finally succeed just to have your beard go up in flames? No aloe vera back then.
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Ari Gold (The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By)
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I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because Iā€™d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.
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Jennifer Echols (Endless Summer (The Boys Next Door, #1-2))
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No shave "Mow-vember.
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