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No. She'd already canceled and rescheduled this lunch three times. She had to go. "Oh, well, maybe I'll learn something," she thought philosophically as she handed her keys to the valet. She imagined herself smoking serenely on a pipe and gazing off to sea and saying, "Well, yeah, sure, he was an asshole, but he wasn't your typical asshole. I really learned something that day at the Hamburger Hamlet.
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"You're not blond," Al Hawkins said, fixing her with his intense glare.
"No, I never was," said Suzanne.
"Well, you've never been blond in any of your films, but..." Al Shrugged. "I know a lot of girls who, after a while, just... go blond."
"Spontaneously?" asked Suzanne.
"No, they decide to do it after... Oh, I see. A joke." Al smiled. "Shall we order?”
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She wondered if she was in the midst of an anecdote that, for reasons of proximity, she was not yet able to perceive.
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