Schwarzenegger Funny Quotes

The parents are making threatening noises, turning dinner into performance art, with dad doing his Arnold Schwarzenegger imitation and mom playing Glenn Close in one of her psycho roles. I am the Victim. Mom: [creepy smile] “Thought you could put one over us, did you, Melinda? Big high school students now, don’t need to show your homework to your parents, don’t need to show any failing test grades?” Dad: [bangs table, silverware jumps] “Cut the crap. She knows what’s up. The interim reports came today. Listen to me, young lady. I’m only going to say this to you once. You get those grades up or your name is mud. Hear me? Get them up!” [Attacks baked potato.]

I’d like a book for a friend about saving the world from alien invasion. I’d like the main character to be a little like Freddie Mercury and a little like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Does anything spring to mind?

Arnold Schwarzenegger had muscles in places where other men don't even have places." -Claus Kleber  

My vision of where I wanted to go in life was not normal. The whole idea of a conventional existence was like Kryptonite to me.

My vision of where I wanted to go in life was not normal. The whole idea of a conventional existence was like Kryptonite to me.