Sam Hyde Quotes

When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.

the weak should fear the strong

My mom is cool and my mom will treat you right.

Imagine you just got accepted into an Ivy League school and you rejected them. That's Purple gangsta. Imagine you got the dopest piece of pussy you ever had and she's all into that. And she's 420 friendly. That's Shemale Kush.

Pull the BandAid off a little too fast, and tell 'em what they don't wanna hear.

When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.” ― Sam Hyde

If you kick it, they shall come.

If your doctor prescribes you antidepressants, you should prescribe a bullet to his brain or, better yet, his children.

Like no other particle on earth, the morphine molecule seemed to possess heaven and hell. It allowed for modern surgery, saving and improving too many lives to count. It stunted and ended too many lives to count with addiction and overdose. Discussing it, you could invoke some of humankind’s greatest cultural creations and deepest questions: Faust, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, discussions on the fundamental nature of man and human behavior, of free will and slavery, of God and evolution. Studying the molecule you naturally wandered into questions like, Can mankind achieve happiness without pain? Would that happiness even be worth it? Can we have it all?

Before you know it, you will be 30, you will be 40, and you will have fucking nothing.

If you can't swallow your pride to recognize the importance of other people, you are boned.

Ego is like water; we need a little bit to survive, but too much, and we drown.

Life and women are like an ocean; men are like a ship. Women's shit-testing you is the storm; you have to remain steadfast.

It's not the 3 bucks you spend on the game, it's the time you sunk into it.

Sarojini Naidu was fed up with him. ‘I am really bored to tears by the caprices and vagaries, vacillation and vanities of the little man,’ she wrote to her daughters on 23 September 1931. He does not know his own mind for three minutes consecutively!! With great difficulty I have found and officially established him in a beautiful house overlooking Hyde Park where he can see people, but some kink in his brain makes him cling to the East End to

There's something about steampunk (and also Dr. Who) that in my opinion sucks the dignity out of life. I wish I could audibilize it better, but there it is. I feel about steampunk the same way I feel about fast food. I just think it's disgusting, and if we're really going to be pigs with no standards then why don't we all just kill ourselves.