Rpg Funny Quotes

Most of the people you see going to work today are LARPing (live-action role playing) an incredibly boring RPG (role-playing game) called "professionalism" that requires them to alter their vocabulary, posture, eating habits, facial expressions--every detail all the way down to what they allow themselves to find funny.

There's something soft in his expression that I don't know what to do with, so I take another drink and then say, 'There's also this wizard we really want to fight'.

Should we follow her? She's weird. She just scraped penguin poop into a test tube and she speaks like she's been smoking it." "You're a tree-foot-tall adult with an unhealthy addiction to imaginary horse pies. And I'm a six-foot-tall regenerating lizard with a lightning-imbued hammer. Let's not point too many fingers at weirdos.

many of the achievement tags Hermanos saw were of the lower level variety that you saw on the starting planet. Rookie, Upstart, Chosen One. He knew Chosen One was particularly funny because the questline where you got that title ended up with your character waking up naked and in a dumpster. There

As much as I tried not to on general principles, I had to agree with him this time.

Fuck me, they really wanted a mouthful of man-meat—and they weren't even willing to buy me a drink first.

Americans would probably be saying it was excessive, and I'd been across the pond for 'Ungrateful Colonial Day' before.

I will." I sighed. "If we win." "Well, look on the bright side. If we don't, no more stress or having to sleep in uncomfortable places!" he offered. "No more sex, booze, and good food," I countered. He winced. "Yeah, there is that.

Okay, how about we call it a draw?" Chris suggested, and I snorted, recognizing the quote. "You're not the black knight, you're a dumbass in tinfoil, and we've not lost any limbs," I pointed out.