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Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
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You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.
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I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.
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Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
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Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?
Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!
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Most people don't seem to appreciate a person as honest as me. So don't ask me how George Washington ever got to be president.
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After the presentations, we had to fill out these questionnaires. The first question was, 'Where do you see yourself in fifteen years?'
I know EXACTLY where I will be in fifteen years: in my pool, at my mansion, counting my money. But there weren't any check boxes for THAT option.
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Well, for starters, Abraham Lincoln didn't write 'To Kill a Mockingbird.
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