Robot Chicken Quotes

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chickens are grown to standardized sizes so as to make them compatible with automated slaughtering and processing.
Martin Ford (Rise of the Robots: Technology and the Threat of a Jobless Future)
Over the years I have read many, many books about the future, my ‘we’re all doomed’ books, as Connie liked to call them. ‘All the books you read are either about how grim the past was or how gruesome the future will be. It might not be that way, Douglas. Things might turn out all right.’ But these were well-researched, plausible studies, their conclusions highly persuasive, and I could become quite voluble on the subject. Take, for instance, the fate of the middle-class, into which Albie and I were born and to which Connie now belongs, albeit with some protest. In book after book I read that the middle-class are doomed. Globalisation and technology have already cut a swathe through previously secure professions, and 3D printing technology will soon wipe out the last of the manufacturing industries. The internet won’t replace those jobs, and what place for the middle-classes if twelve people can run a giant corporation? I’m no communist firebrand, but even the most rabid free-marketeer would concede that market-forces capitalism, instead of spreading wealth and security throughout the population, has grotesquely magnified the gulf between rich and poor, forcing a global workforce into dangerous, unregulated, insecure low-paid labour while rewarding only a tiny elite of businessmen and technocrats. So-called ‘secure’ professions seem less and less so; first it was the miners and the ship- and steel-workers, soon it will be the bank clerks, the librarians, the teachers, the shop-owners, the supermarket check-out staff. The scientists might survive if it’s the right type of science, but where do all the taxi-drivers in the world go when the taxis drive themselves? How do they feed their children or heat their homes and what happens when frustration turns to anger? Throw in terrorism, the seemingly insoluble problem of religious fundamentalism, the rise of the extreme right-wing, under-employed youth and the under-pensioned elderly, fragile and corrupt banking systems, the inadequacy of the health and care systems to cope with vast numbers of the sick and old, the environmental repercussions of unprecedented factory-farming, the battle for finite resources of food, water, gas and oil, the changing course of the Gulf Stream, destruction of the biosphere and the statistical probability of a global pandemic, and there really is no reason why anyone should sleep soundly ever again. By the time Albie is my age I will be long gone, or, best-case scenario, barricaded into my living module with enough rations to see out my days. But outside, I imagine vast, unregulated factories where workers count themselves lucky to toil through eighteen-hour days for less than a living wage before pulling on their gas masks to fight their way through the unemployed masses who are bartering with the mutated chickens and old tin-cans that they use for currency, those lucky workers returning to tiny, overcrowded shacks in a vast megalopolis where a tree is never seen, the air is thick with police drones, where car-bomb explosions, typhoons and freak hailstorms are so commonplace as to barely be remarked upon. Meanwhile, in literally gilded towers miles above the carcinogenic smog, the privileged 1 per cent of businessmen, celebrities and entrepreneurs look down through bullet-proof windows, accept cocktails in strange glasses from the robot waiters hovering nearby and laugh their tinkling laughs and somewhere, down there in that hellish, stewing mess of violence, poverty and desperation, is my son, Albie Petersen, a wandering minstrel with his guitar and his keen interest in photography, still refusing to wear a decent coat.
David Nicholls (Us)
One of the other racers is riding a robot chicken,” said Carl. “And we’re going to smash it up.” “Destroying the competition, I like it,” said Spidroth. “Maybe you two fools aren’t as idiotic as I first thought.
Dave Villager (Dave the Villager 15: An Unofficial Minecraft Book (The Legend of Dave the Villager))
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E.B. Colin (Loki, Pirates and Giant Robot Chickens: Try 3 Kelpies Books for FREE)
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E.B. Colin (Loki, Pirates and Giant Robot Chickens: Try 3 Kelpies Books for FREE)
Chapter 1 Super Nelson was enjoying his treat for saving the day from the Giant Chicken 5 days earlier. Super Nelson was just eating his giant 10 (Formally 20) foot long chicken leg when, with his super hearing, he heard screaming. Chapter 2 He flew over all the houses, streets and cars of the city until he saw the Robot... smashing cars and buildings! “WOW, that's a big robot!” Exclaimed Super Nelson. Indeed, it was true. The robot was the size of a 500 foot mountain! And inside that robot was a small alien, no bigger than 2 feet. “Hello puny Humans” the Alien called out. “I am Esmath and Bow down to your new master or you will get SMASHED!” “I have to fight this little guy? This is gonna be SO easy!” laughed Super Nelson But only if he has bad windows. He thought in his head. And luckily it did have bad windows. All Super Nelson did was fly over to the aliens robot and rammed into the window in front of the alien ⸺crash!⸺ and grabbed that little guy with his mouth and flew over to jail. “Like this cell? Because this is where you are going to live for the rest of your life!” All was peaceful, until Esmath's big brother arrived… in another robot. End of book 2
Gabriel Rubinstein (The Legend of Super Nelson: BOOK 2: The Giant Robot)
By the time Albie is my age I will be long gone, or, best-case scenario, barricaded into my living module with enough rations to see out my days. But outside, I imagine vast, unregulated factories where workers count themselves lucky to toil through eighteen-hour days for less than a living wage before pulling on their gas masks to fight their way through the unemployed masses who are bartering with the mutated chickens and old tin-cans that they use for currency, those lucky workers returning to tiny, crowded shacks in a vast megalopolis where a tree is never seen, the air is thick with police drones, where car-bomb explosions, typhoons and freak hailstorms are so commonplace as to be barely remarked upon. Meanwhile, in the literally gilded towers above the carcinogenic smog, the privileged 1 per cent of businessmen, celebrities and entrepeneurs look down through bullet-proof windows, accept coktails in strange glasses from the robot waiters hovering nearby and laugh their tinkling laughs and somewhere, down there in that hellish, stewing mess of violence, poverty and desperation, is my son, Albie Petersen, a wandering minstrel with his guitar and his keen interest in photography, still refusing to wear a decent coat.
David Nicholls (Us)