Raphael Turtle Quotes

Do you know about the Turtle?” She said turtle in a way that made it sound like a proper noun. I thought of saying I know about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and didn’t. It was decades too early for Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo. So I just shook my head. She

He sighed and took another comic book off the stack. Some ridiculous fucking thing called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Ninja Turtles were supposed to be “heroes on a half-shell.” He threw Raphael, Donatello, and their numbfuck buddies across the store and the comic book they inhabited fluttered down in a tent shape on top of a cash register. It was things like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, he thought, that made you believe the world was maybe just as well off destroyed.

When I got back to the set, nobody ever brought it up again, but I know that one of the producers filed the event away in his brain and when it came time to make the third turtle movie, he used this as ammunition to keep me out. Which is totally cool, because that movie sucked anyway.

Some joined in the dance but stayed close to the waters, like lizards and seals, frogs, turtles, and otters.