Ranking Minecraft Quotes

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This made the zombies very, very angry, because they totally wanted to sprint and jump and do cool little special attack moves. They totally did. Luckily, nearly every kid in school showed up by then. They did so quietly. There were few words, no shouts or commands, and not the slightest trace of fear. They wanted to be here. Graduation was coming, their ranks weren't high, and what better way to improve your Combat grade than an endless wave of undead? As for the humans, zombies meant items, experience points, and perhaps a way to vent the frustrations that came with being trapped in a world of one meter cubes. Kolbert pointed his sword at the broken section of wall. "We'll hold them off there!" Oh, would we hold them off there. We would hold that area like a noob clutching onto his first diamond. If we didn't, a countless number would spill into the streets, and game over, good game, they'd trash everything . . . including the ice cream stand.
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Cube Kid (Minecraft: Wimpy Villager: Book 12 (An unofficial Minecraft book))
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Nether approached our beloved town. In its ranks were fearsome foes of many shapes and sizes, some of which our guard force had never seen before. They had only heard of tales of pink pigmen and floating fire entities. But now, there stood a powerful army filled with wither skeletons, zombie pigmen and fiery blazes. β€œMan, these guys came out of nowhere!” said Matthew the
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Steve the Noob (Diary of Steve the Noob 21 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Diary of Steve the Noob Collection))