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Sub-Zero
I am a genteel wretch, not without gaiety or self-respect,
a ‘ragamuffin top’, so to speak, dining daily off an eclectic
tasters menu culled from hunter green dumpsters of Zagat 29s.
It’s really not a bad life, a bit of an adventure too, like the time
I went fishing for bream from a mokoro in the Okavanga Delta
and a hippo nearly tipped my dugout because I inadvertently
came between the mom and her calf. I pissed my pants and
returned for a change of wardrobe and cocktails to my five star
safari tent at Camp Moreni, a charming hideaway with a teak
wardrobe, designer linens, woven rugs and en-suite bathroom.
Lately, I’ve sought shelter in a Sub-Zero Pro 48 cardboard box
which I’ve accented with freshly plucked Lilies of the Valley.
Sure, it’s smaller than the GE 25 cubic but you can’t compare the
stiffness of the corrugation, the A-fluting and 400# test strength.
Hey, without our standards what are we?
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