Premature Ejaculation Quotes

We've searched our database for all the quotes and captions related to Premature Ejaculation. Here they are! All 31 of them:

โ€œ
The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.
โ€
โ€
Mel Brooks
โ€œ
we, with our propensity for murder, torture, slavery, rape, cannibalism, pillage, advertising jingles, shag carpets, and golf, how could we be seriously considered as the perfection of a four-billion-year-old grandiose experiment? perhaps as a race, we have evolved as far as we are capable, yet that by no means suggests that evolution has called it quits. in all likelihood, it has something beyond human on the drawing board. we tend to refer to our most barbaric and crapulous behavior as "inhuman," whereas, in point of fact, it is exactly human, definitively and quintessentially human, since no other creature habitually indulges in comparable atrocities. this negates neither our occasional virtues nor our aesthetic triumphs, but if a being at least a little bit more than human is not waiting around the bend of time then evolution has suffered a premature ejaculation.
โ€
โ€
Tom Robbins (Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas)
โ€œ
Cade Winston, by drinking this shot, you hereby swear to do something out of character tonight. Should you fail, you'll be cused to a lifetime filled with premature ejaculation.' 'Seriously, man?' He held up his hands and laughed, 'Hey, the alcohol gods giveth and they taketh away.
โ€
โ€
Cora Carmack
โ€œ
Outside of muttering his way through Sunday service, Aaron had not voiced a conscious prayer in more than ten years. He supposed it wouldnโ€™t help his chances in the hereafter if he returned to the fold with Saints preserve me from premature ejaculation. No matter how sincerely uttered.
โ€
โ€
Tessa Dare (Beauty and the Blacksmith (Spindle Cove, #3.5))
โ€œ
Say what you want, princess. You are a recipe for premature ejaculation, if Iโ€™ve ever seen one.
โ€
โ€
Rosanna Leo (For the Love of a God (Greek God, #1))
โ€œ
It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.
โ€
โ€
Nick Hornby (High Fidelity)
โ€œ
Since many men believe that adequate sexual functioning is being able to delay ejaculation, some develop strategies to prevent what they consider to be premature ejaculation-strategies that exaggerate emotional distancing, phallocentrism, the focus on orgasm, and objectification.
โ€
โ€
Michael S. Kimmel (The Gender of Desire: Essays on Male Sexuality)
โ€œ
The impatient man of courage is like a premature ejaculation.
โ€
โ€
Elizaveta Mikhailichenko (Preemptive Revenge)
โ€œ
Managing a combined deal between Facebook and Twitter was like trying to engineer simultaneous orgasm between a premature ejaculator and a frigid woman: nigh impossible, fraught with danger, and requiring a very steady hand.
โ€
โ€
Antonio Garcรญa Martรญnez (Chaos Monkeys: Inside the Silicon Valley Money Machine)
โ€œ
What makes ejaculating on the outside degrading... while ejaculating inside... sacred? Do guys learn to come on a woman from porn or from premature ejaculation? [...] For that matter, masturbating guys ejaculate on their own bodies all the time, and not one says, 'Oh God, I just degraded myself.
โ€
โ€
James R. Petersen
โ€œ
The repentant, run-to-seed ultra-Leftists who have converted to humanitarianism, artificial inseminators of the widow and the orphan, themselves orphans of reality and malades imaginaires of politcs, premature ejaculators of posthistory and hypochondriacs from the dead body of ideology and morality.
โ€
โ€
Jean Baudrillard (Fragments)
โ€œ
Donโ€™t go playing hero,โ€ he said. โ€œJust find out if heโ€™s there. Something gets out of hand, you get out of there pronto.โ€ โ€œOkay.โ€ โ€œAnd we should have a code word. Something you say if you need me.โ€ Esperanza nodded, feigning seriousness. โ€œIf I say the words premature ejaculation, it means I want you to come.
โ€
โ€
Harlan Coben (Back Spin (Myron Bolitar, #4))
โ€œ
Many women live in sexless marriages because the husband prefers pornography. Or heโ€™s used porn so much for so long that he suffers from erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, or delayed ejaculation, all of which increase with porn use. Without the stimulation of pornography and masturbation, many men are unable to maintain an erection or reach climax.
โ€
โ€
Sheila Wray Gregoire (The Great Sex Rescue: The Lies You've Been Taught and How to Recover What God Intended)
โ€œ
Prostitution is the relationship or marriage without the romance, commitment, promises, lies, etc.โ€ฆ and the mattering of the manโ€™s sexual performance.
โ€
โ€
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
โ€œ
The following are a few of the ways Nice Guys unconsciously maintain a monogamous bond to their mothers. Look over the list. Note any of the behavior patterns that may serve to keep you monogamous to your mother. Share this information with a safe person. โ€ขโ€‹Over-involvement with work or hobbies. โ€ขโ€‹Creating relationships with people who need fixing. โ€ขโ€‹Addictions to drugs or alcohol. โ€ขโ€‹Sexual addictions to pornography, masturbation, fantasy, chat lines, or hookers. โ€ขโ€‹Affairs. โ€ขโ€‹Sexual dysfunction โ€” lack of desire, inability to get or maintain an erection, or premature ejaculation. โ€ขโ€‹Forming relationships with women who are angry, sick, depressive, compulsive, addicted, unfaithful, or otherwise unavailable. โ€ขโ€‹Avoiding intercourse or taking vows of celibacy.
โ€
โ€
Robert A. Glover (No More Mr. Nice Guy)
โ€œ
While I have seen some cases of rape turn into murder as a result of premature ejaculation or failure to achieve or maintain erection on the part of the attacker, it tends to be with two specific rapist typologiesโ€”the anger-retaliatory rapist and the exploitative rapist. These guys tend to focus on adult women as their victims, and if the premature ejaculation or similar embarrassment results in either a mocking response from the victim or a loss of face for the attacker, then the situation can turn dire.
โ€
โ€
John E. Douglas (The Killer Across the Table)
โ€œ
You cracked up. You were looking at me and laughing. And I said, What? And you said, I love you. And we were both completely shocked. Because it was a little premature, surely. And you said it again, as though you were checking the flavor, and it tasted perfectly right. You said it again, softly, I love you; you were looking right into my heart. You said it again, almost shouting. And you were laughing and it was as though you were so happy you couldn't believe that someone had given you this good thing. And it was partly that, and it was partly because you were thinking you'd had a premature decision, whereas guys your age were more generally associated with premature ejaculation. As well as inability to speak girl and commitment problems to anything other than games with buttons. And the best part was when you said, You love me, too. And all I had to do was nod. Because it was true.
โ€
โ€
Fiona Wood
โ€œ
philosophers are premature ejaculators who decant too soon, spilling their seminal genius to no effect.
โ€
โ€
John Brockman (This Idea Must Die: Scientific Theories That Are Blocking Progress (Edge Question))
โ€œ
Sikander-e-Azam Plus Capsule (manufactured by Hashmi Herbal Pharmacy, A GMP certified company). It is an all natural and non prescription capsule. It will enable you to achieve and maintain an erect penis. That's right! Get hard and stay hard! We have combined powerful ingredients that work perfectly together to treat erectile dysfunction. Sikander-e-Azam Plus Capsule will combat erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. It will bring you long lasting erections and multiple orgasms. With our Sikander-e-Azam plus capsule you will have a powerful hard and sensitive erection. Your penis will be engorged and giant in size, length and girth! During intercourse you will maintain a fully erect and highly sensitive penis and you will be in control of your ejaculatory response. You can contact us at +91-9058577992 or email us at contactrepubblica@gmail.com
โ€
โ€
Dr.Hashmi
โ€œ
She turned to him. โ€œI donโ€™t take kindly to being called Miss Speedy Pussy, whatever the hell you meant by that.โ€ His eyes narrowed on her, challenging, and she felt her face go up in flames. โ€œOkay, I may know what you meant by that, but itโ€™s totally uncalled for. You caught me off guard. And being called Speedy Pussy isโ€ฆisโ€ฆan insult! Like youโ€™re comparing me to a man suffering from premature ejaculation,โ€ she added and pouted.
โ€
โ€
Elle Aycart (Heavy Issues (Bowen Boys, #2))
โ€œ
Ten seconds,โ€ Bram calls out and thatโ€™s when Charlee puts the guessing into full force, turning me bright red as her head bobs with answers right in front of my crotch. โ€œWet dreams, premature ejaculation, come on my face, coming on a face. Coming on tits.โ€ She pokes my leg, looking straight up at me. โ€œIs it come on my tits?โ€ I. Am. Dying. A. Slow. Death. โ€œNo, okay. Cock clock. Penis . . . penis . . . penis . . . penis . . .โ€ โ€œTime.โ€ โ€œMother-effer, is it pre-cum?โ€ I drag my hand over my face and toss the pen on the coffee table. โ€œCannon blast,โ€ I say on a squeak, my libido at 100 percent from the onslaught of her saying cock and come on my tits.
โ€
โ€
Meghan Quinn (Boss Man Bridegroom (The Bromance Club, #3))
โ€œ
#ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€๊ตฌ๋งคํ•˜๋Š”๊ณณ โ˜Ž ใˆ˜ํ†ก : vk369 *โ€โžทโ™ฅ ๋ผ์ธ : pxp32 โ˜Ž ๋ฐœ๊ธฐ๋ถ€์ „ ๋ฐ ์กฐ๋ฃจ์ฆ์„ธ ๋˜ํ•œ ์—ฌ์„ฑ๋ถ„ ์˜ค๋ฅด๊ฐ€์ฆ˜ ๋Šฆ๊ธฐ์ง€ ๋ชปํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋˜๋ฉฐ ๋ฐค ์ž๋ฆฌ์‹œ ๋ˆˆ์น˜๋ณด์ด๋Š” ๋ถ„๋“ค.์†”์งํžˆ ๊ด€๊ณ„์— ์ž์‹ ์žˆ๋Š” ๋‚จ์„ฑ๋ถ„์ด ํ™•์‹คํ•˜๊ฒŒ ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ๋˜๋Š”๊ฐ€? Erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation also can not delay women's orgasm, and those who notice at night. Honestly, how many men are confident in their relationship? ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๋ฐœ๊ธฐ๋ถ€์ „ ์กฐ๋ฃจ์ฆ์„ธ ์—ฌ์„ฑ๋ถ„ ์˜ค๋ฅด๊ฐ€์ฆ˜์„ ๋Šฆ๊ธฐ๊ฒŒ ํ• ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๊ฒ ๊ธˆ ๊ทน๋ณตํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ํ•œ๋‹ค๋ฉด ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์•ผ ํ•˜๋Š”์ง€?๊ณผ์—ฐ ๋‹ต์ด ์—†์„๊ฐ€?์—ฌ์ „ํžˆ ์ž์‹ ๊ฐ์„ ๊ฐ€์ง€๊ณ  ์‚ด์•„์•ผ ์‚ฌ์—…์ด๋˜ ์ž์‹ ์—๊ฒŒ ์•„์ฃผํฐ ๋„์›€์„ ๋œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋ณธ๋‹ค. So, if a woman with erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation can delay orgasm, what should she do if she tries to overcome it? Is there really no answer? ์˜จ๋ผ์ธ์ƒ์œผ๋กœ ๋ณด๋ฉด์€ ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท ๋Œ€๋ถ€๋ถ„์€ ๊ฐ€์งœ ์ฆ‰ ์งํ‰์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ณด๋ฉด ๋œ๋‹ค.์งํ‰์„ ์‚ฌ์šฉํ•ด์„œ ๋ฌผ๋ก  ํšจ๊ณผ๋Š” ์žˆ์„์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋‹ค.๋‹ค๋งŒ ์„ฑ๋ถ„์ด ์ •์ƒ ๋น„์•„์„ฑ๋ถ„ํ•จ๋Ÿ‰์ด 100mg ์ •ํ’ˆ์ด์—ฌ์•ผ ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ์งํ‰์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜๋ฉด์€ ํ•จ๋Ÿ‰์ด 100mg ์ดํ•˜ ํ˜น์€ 200mg 300mg ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๊ฐ€์ง€๋กœ ๋ ์ˆ˜๋„ ์žˆ๋‹ค.๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๊ณผ๋‹คํ•œ ํ•จ๋Ÿ‰์„ ๋ณต์šฉํ•ด์„œ ์‹ฌ๊ฐํ•œ ๋ถ€์ž‘์šฉ์„ ๋Šฆ๊ธฐ๊ฒŒ ๋˜๋Š”๋ฟ๋งŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ์ž์‹  ๊ฑด๊ฐ•์—๋„ ํ•ด๋กญ๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋ณธ๋‹ค. If you look online, you can see that most of the internet is fake. It can be effective by using a fake. Then, taking an excessive amount will not only delay serious side effects, but also harm your health. ์ •์ƒ ๋น„ ํ•œ์•Œ๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ์ด 12,000์›์—์„œ 15,000์› ์ •๋„ ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ์˜จ๋ผ์ธ ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท์—์„œ ๋ณด๋ฉด์€ ์•Œ๋‹น 3,000์›์—์„œ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๊ฐ€์ง€ ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋ณธ๋‹ค.๋ฌผ๋ก  ๋น„ ์ œ์•ฝ ๋น„์šฉ์ด ๊ทธ๋งŒํผ ์•ˆ๋˜์ง€๋งŒ.์„ ํƒ์ด ์ œ์ผ ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ์š”์†Œ๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ณธ๋‹ค.๋ฌผ๋ก  ์˜์‚ฌ์˜ ์ฒ˜๋ฐฉ๋ฐ›๊ณ  ์•ฝ๊ตญ์—์„œ ์ฃผ๋ฌธํ•˜๋Š”๊ฒƒ์ด ์ตœ๊ณ ๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ณธ๋‹ค. The normal price of a non-prescription tablet is 12,000 won to 15,000 won, but if you look online, you can see that there are various types of non-pharmaceuticals from 3,000 won per tablet. Of course, non-pharmaceutical costs are not that much. I think selection is the most important factor. i think it's the best ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท ์˜ค๋ž€์ธ์ƒ์œผ๋กœ ์ฃผ๋ฌธ์‹œ ์ •ํ’ˆ์€ ์—†๋Š”๊ฐ€?์•„๋ž˜ ์˜ค๋ž˜ ์˜์—…ํ•˜๊ณ  ๋ฏฟ์Œ์งํ•˜๋ฉด์„œ ํ™€๋กœ๊ทธ๋žจ ์ƒ‰์ƒ๋ณ€ ์‹œ๋ฆฌ์–ผ๋„˜๋ฒ„ ๋“ฑ ๋ชจ๋‘ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ณณ์œผ๋กœ ํ•˜๋‚˜ ์ถ”์ฒœํ•ด๋“œ๋ฆฌ๊ฒ ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. So, is there no genuine product when ordering with Oran impression on the Internet? Below, we will recommend one as a place that has been operating for a long time and has a reliable hologram color change serial number. ฮตโ™ฅะท ใˆ˜ํ†ก ์ƒ๋‹ด์€ ํ•„์ˆ˜ : vk369 =อŸอŸอžอžโžณโฅ ใˆ‘์ธ : pxp32 ฮตโ™ฅะท #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€๊ตฌ์ž… #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€๊ตฌ๋งค #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€ํŒ๋งค #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€์ฒ˜๋ฐฉ #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€ํ›„๊ธฐ #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€ํŒŒ๋Š”๊ณณ #๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผํŒ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค #๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ์ฃผ๋ฌธ #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€๊ตฌ์ž…๋ฐฉ๋ฒ• #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€๊ตฌ๋งค๋ฐฉ๋ฒ• #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€์•ฝํšจ #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€ํšจ๊ณผ #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€ํšจ๋Šฅ #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€์ •ํ’ˆ๊ตฌ์ž… #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€์ •ํ’ˆ๊ตฌ๋งค #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€์ •ํ’ˆํŒ๋งค #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€๋ณต์šฉ๋ฒ• #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€๋ถ€์ž‘์šฉ #ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€์‚ฌ์šฉ๋ฒ•
โ€
โ€
ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€ํŒ๋งค ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ ์นดํ†ก:vk369 ๋ผ์ธ:pxp32 ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€๊ตฌ์ž…๋ฐฉ๋ฒ• ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€๊ตฌ๋งค ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€์•ฝํšจ ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€์‚ฌ์šฉ๋ฒ• ํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€์ง€์†์‹œ๊ฐ„
โ€œ
No problem,โ€ said Mini. โ€œWhat version of first time sex do you want, premature ejaculation or crying after?
โ€
โ€
Daniel May (Lost in the Linework (A Taste of Ink #2))
โ€œ
The whole thing was as disappointing as premature ejaculation. It was over before Iโ€™d even had a chance to appreciate any of the flavors.
โ€
โ€
Holly Bloom (Killer Candy (Lapland Underground, #1))
โ€œ
It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humoured and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.
โ€
โ€
Nick Hornby (High Fidelity)
โ€œ
http://www.natural-stamina.com. How to stop Premature Ejaculation and have incredible Longer Lasting Sex. Discover how to end your ejaculation problems forever and last longer in bed.
โ€
โ€
kegel exercises for men
โ€œ
The Enfield Iโ€™ve realized, is really a temperamental woman disguised as a motorcycle and ours is not a relationship of convenience. Sometimes she can be adamant and uncooperative and very difficult to reason with. She can sense my moods and even my intentions. Once, attracted to a more advanced model, I had considered a trading alliance with her. The modern motorcycle beckoned me enticingly from billboards and newspapers in full seductive colour. I visited the showroom and took a test ride on the sleeker machine. This new one felt different. Lighter and easily excited into full flight with her โ€˜0 to 100 in x secondsโ€™ flat! To an Enfield, thatโ€™s premature ejaculation.
โ€
โ€
Ajit Harisinghani (One Life To Ride: A Motorcycle Journey To The High Himalayas)
โ€œ
Motherhood is the last area in which the qualities we usually value - rationality, independent thinking, consulting our own best interests, planning for a better, more prosperous future, and dare I say it, pursuing happiness and dreams - are condemned as frivolity and selfishness. We certainly don't expect a man who impregnates a woman to drop everything and accept a life of difficulties and dimmed hopes in order to co-parent a baby. No college for you, young man - maybe you can pick up some courses later, when your child is in school. If a woman wants to put a baby up for adoption, we don't badger and humiliate the biological father into taking the child to keep it connected to its family of origin. We don't even legally require a man who impregnates a woman to support her financially through pregnancy and delivery, although lack of money is one reason women give for choosing abortion, and stress during pregnancy is a significant cause of miscarriage and premature delivery. As for child support, few single mothers can expect the father of their child to pay anything remotely like half the true costs of raising it to adulthood, even if he is financially able to do so. We don't like the idea that a man might be severely constrained for life by a single ejaculation. He has places to go and things to do. That a woman's life may be stunted by unwanted childbearing is not so troubling. Childbearing, after all, is what women are for.
โ€
โ€
Katha Pollitt
โ€œ
Aphra Behn (1640โ€“89), was renowned, and vilified, as a successful playwright and poet, the first Englishwoman to achieve such literary fame. She was denounced as a โ€˜lewd harlotโ€™, who dared to describe how a young wife can sexually exhaust her husband, and reduce him to a trembling wreck. She made literary history by giving the womanโ€™s version of premature ejaculation, for which male poets too often blamed their โ€˜fair nymphsโ€™. In her poem โ€˜The Disappointmentโ€™ the โ€˜hapless swainโ€™ is accused of trying to prolong his pleasure โ€˜which too much love destroysโ€™ and so finds โ€˜his vast pleasure turned to painโ€™. 201
โ€
โ€
Jack Holland (A Brief History of Misogyny: The World's Oldest Prejudice (Brief Histories))
โ€œ
I wheezed out a sigh of relief over avoiding a catastrophe I could never financially recover from. That relief, much like my ex-boyfriendโ€™s ejaculations, was extremely premature and destined to leave me disappointed.
โ€
โ€
Sedona Ashe (Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine (Dino Magic, #1))
โ€œ
The English version of this term, putting the cart before the horse, suggests haste โ€“ and there is indeed a kind of premature quality to this play that is so shaped by youthful impatience and hurry, with its adolescent protagonists rushing towards their destiny, heedless of Friar Lawrenceโ€™s caution: โ€˜Too swift arrives as tardy as too slowโ€™ (2.5.15). Lots of elements of this play are about coming too soon, and the sexual pun is somehow unavoidable: Romeo and Juliet is shaped as the structural equivalent of premature ejaculation. If, as many theorists have conjectured, the pleasure we take in narrative is somehow paced like sexual pleasure โ€“ enjoying anticipation, foreplay and climax โ€“ then this play needs to learn to take its time.
โ€
โ€
Emma Smith (This Is Shakespeare)