Pixel Blade Quotes

The chaos and the confusion of all possible outcomes penetrated every pixel of computer generated light, and the waves of all sub-existential normality flooded by, creating an atmosphere of peaceful eventuality. I felt that a gradual restoration was in place, and that piece by piece, universes were being reformed and restored.

Jack rolled backwards, dodging the next attack from the spirit. “This must be an oni!” He swung his swords, shouting, “Monkey Throws a Stone!” Both blades passed through the ghast without so much as a peep from the creature.

Hit it where the armor isn’t!” Jack tried his best not to roll his eyes. “Hippo Eats a Watermelon!” he screamed, bringing both of his blades into a pincer attack at the sides of the zombie, flashing it red twice. The zombie slashed inexpertly, and Jack blocked with one blade, slashing into it again with another. “This zombie is weak! Hah!” He slashed again, and the zombie fell to the ground in a poof of smoke, dropping the sword it was carrying.

Oh yeah!” Jack said, swooping it up and inspecting it. Wakizashi +6 Attack Damage 30% critical hit chance “So cooooooool...” Jack muttered as he stared at the blade.