Piss Take Motivational Quotes

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I like to watch beauty gurus who are younger than me on YouTube to get inspired to take showers. Even just thinking about them is making me pissed and somehow motivated.
Grace Helbig (Grace's Guide The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up)
Your people are spoiled," Loki said. "You can't convince them to do anything." "We're spoiled?" Finn scoffed. "That would mean something if it weren't coming from a brat Prince." "I don't know why you find my comment so offensive." Loki sat up straighter. "I've seen the way these people treat Wendy, and she's their Princess. They're insolent." "They don't know her," Finn said. "It takes time, and it doesn't help that she spends so much of it with Vittra prisoners." "I'm not a prisoner." Loki looked disgusted. "I'm here on my own." "I do not understand that." Finn shook his head in disbelief. "Finn, he asked for amnesty, and I granted it," I said. "But your motivations completely baffle me," Finn said. "We're fighting the Vittra, and you let him stay without consequence." "It really pisses you off that much that she wants me around?" Loki asked, and Finn glared at him.
Amanda Hocking (Ascend (Trylle, #3))
Mind Reading: Yeah, I’m talking to you. This is one that MANY of us are guilty of. Mind reading is very much what it sounds like. You assume that you know a person’s thoughts or internal motives, even though in reality you are just taking guesses.   Example: You text your significant other saying how much you love them and that you are really happy that things have been great lately. You ask them if they want to go to a movie later. I’m talking super cutesy with emojis and everything. Five minutes later, you get the response, “K.” That’s it, just… K. When you see your partner later you say, “So you don’t want to go to the movies?” You’re already pissed because you assume that they don’t care as much as you given their lackluster response. If they cared as much, they would have used an equivalent number of emojis… duh. In reality, they were just driving on the freeway and cared enough about you to not get killed by texting while driving.
Robert Duff (Hardcore Self Help: F**k Anxiety)
Those of us who are hurt tend to hurt others in an attempt to take out our pain elsewhere, probably looking for our misery to have company. It’s not fair—not to them, nor to us. The gray has made it hard to be my friend. That’s a very painful line to type. I have no control over it. I have had public outbursts, some of them violent. I have called friends, bitching incessantly about anything and anyone, feeling that the world is against me. I have railed with complaints for endless hours about things that, looking back, are incredibly inconsequential. I’ve also gotten pissed at friends over things that I have built up to be a big deal, when in fact they had very little to do with me.
Jay Glazer (Unbreakable: How I Turned My Depression and Anxiety into Motivation and You Can Too)