Pikachu Quotes

Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small penis. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas. "Sadie,"I said,"I'm going to kill you." She batted her eyes innocently."But the street merchant gave us a very good deal on those.Walt said they would fit you." Walt raised his hand."Don't blame me,man.I tried to stick up for you." Bes snorted,then did a pretty good imitation of Walt's voice:"At least get the extra-large ones with Pikachu.

I’d never wanted to kiss someone more than I did right then, standing in the middle of a crowded dance floor in nothing but my Pikachu boxers, dancing with a woman who was unlike anyone I’d ever met. She’d gotten so fully and completely under my skin, I didn’t know how I’d existed before I met her.

Takiramon," Dagon and Xev said in unison. "And that would be what brand of Pokémon, Ash Ketchum? Should I fetch Pikachu's bal and have at it? I choose you, Dagon!

SCBU (pronounced Scaboo) is the Special Care Baby Unit, NICU is Neonatal Intensive Care, PICU is Paediatric Intensive Care, PIKACHU is a type of Pokémon.

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Aru mentally checked in with Brynne and Mini, who were making their way toward her. On a scale of one to Galadriel, how awesome does my hair look? Mini: Well, uhh… Brynne immediately responded with I love you, but you look like you got in a fight with Pikachu. Aru scowled.

Aru mentally checked in with Brynne and Mini, who were making their way toward her. On a scale of one to Galadriel, how awesome does my hair look? Mini: Well, uhh… Brynne immediately responded with I love you, but you look like you got in a fight with Pikachu. Aru scowled. And lost, added Brynne.

ECassChoosesPikachu: Patrick’s new favorite joke: What do you call an alligator in a vest? An “investigator” HA! JoseyInHeels to ECassChoosesPikachu: The kid needs better jokes SeanCassinova to ECassChoosesPikachu: MY NEPHEW IS BRILLIANT!

-  Why did Ash get arrested? Because while you were in the bathroom he took a Pikachu.

ECassChoosesPikachu: What does not kill us merely lowers our defenses for the next shit storm to finish us off. SeanCassinova to ECassChoosesPikachu: I still have my “Free Hugs” sign.

ECassChoosesPikachu: I’m not crying, I just have onions, pepper spray, and severe acute depression in my eye. SeanCassinova: See you after work, I’ll be the bloke holding the sign: Free Hugs

Just making conversation! I was only trying to…smooth over the moment. I, uh, remember one Solstice years ago when High Prince Celadon gifted my mother a deck of cards with bizarre animals on the front. He told her they were enchanted, and that all she had to do was throw them while shouting their names and the creature she wished to summon would come to her aid. She spent an entire week trying to summon something called ‘Pikachu’ before someone kindly explained to her what Pokémon cards were, and that they weren’t magic. I’m pretty sure the High Prince has cemented his place on the top of her death list for that, but all the High King did was ground him.

Esto es una pesadilla. - Al incorporarme, las sábanas cayeron. Miré hacia abajo y vi que llevaba puesto un pijama de Pokémon-. Sadie, voy a matarte. Ella pestañeó con inocencia. - Pero si en el puesto callejero nos han hecho un precio muy bueno. Walt ha dicho que era de tu talla. Walt levantó las manos. -A mi no me culpes, tío. Yo he intentado defender tu honot. Bes soltó un bufido y luego imitó bastante bien la voz de Walt: Al menos coged el extragrande, y que salga Pikachu.

Japan's largest Pokémon centre sells every piece of the series' merchandise. You can also pose with several large statues around the store, including the one that is the store's mascot: Pikachu riding on the back of a Mega Charizard Y.

Holy moly Pikachu bolts!

jeans, and a T-shirt that did not feature Pikachu.

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got all my stuff together and waddled downstairs, and found my Mom preparing my lunchbox. “Mom, what’s that?!!” “It’s the lunchbox you wanted, right?” “No, you were supposed to get the Pokémon lunchbox with Pikachu!” “This one has Pikachu, doesn’t it? The lady at the store said it was the most popular one.” “That’s Pichu, not Pikachu. Waaaaahhhhh!!!!” Now I’ve got to walk around school with a pink Pichu lunchbox. I might as well accept that my life is over. I should just take a marker and write the word “Loser” on my shirt with a big arrow pointing to my smooth face. Except nobody will be able to read it because my shirt is so small! “Waaaaahhhh!!!!

The first predominant Pokemon in the series, Pikachu and Meowth, were carefully created to be polar opposites, just like a mouse and cat would be. Right down to their pokedex numbers–25 for Pikachu and 52 for Meowth.

Pi-Pika?

@ECassChoosesPikachu: When you want something but you know you can’t have it because it’ll give you heart disease. And maybe cancer. @SeanCassinova to @ECassChoosesPikachu: Terribly melodramatic, aren’t we? @ECassChoosesPikachu to @SeanCassinova: I meant figurative cancer, of my soul. @SeanCassinova to @ECassChoosesPikachu: I stand by my previous tweet.

Pikachu,

ECassChoosesPikachu: When you want something but you know you can’t have it because it’ll give you heart disease. And maybe cancer. SeanCassinova to ECassChoosesPikachu: Terribly melodramatic, aren’t we? ECassChoosesPikachu to SeanCassinova: I meant figurative cancer, of my soul. SeanCassinova to ECassChoosesPikachu: I stand by my previous tweet

THEBryanLeech: Ever notice how pineapples are made of neither pine nor apples? #mindboggled ECassChoosesPikachu to THEBryanLeech: So I come check out your feed and this is what I find. Riveting stuff. THEBryanLeech to ECassChoosesPikachu: I’m riveting enough in other areas, love. xxx

find of the century.”   The number of scientists and archeologists muttered together, all glancing at the object at the center of the crowd. It almost looked like as if a strange animal had landed in

Pokéball.  

Like, we've been together for a while now, ever since he trapped me in this weird ball prison, I have been forgiving.     The day he caught me, I was minding my own business, hanging out with Bulbasaur, Charmander and the others.

Like, we've been together for a while now, ever since he trapped me in this weird ball prison, I have been forgiving.  

By far the most well known–and star of the Macy’s parade–is the original Pikachu. Created to resemble a cute mouse, Pikachu has been at the center of the Pokemon story since it first began. As the first Pokemon character introduced, and the story’s hero’s–Ash-  personal pet, Pikachu is recognized world wide as an iconic symbol of the franchise. The popularity of Pikachu has more to do with his cute persona and likeable personality. Although he was first portrayed as somewhat of a rogue, disobeying trainer Ash and outwardly harming him, his character has evolved over the years to where his sweet personality matches the cute mouse face. All Pokemon are classified by type, depending on the special powers and characteristics they possess. In the case of Pikachu, he/she is an electric Pokemon, who zaps his enemies with bolts of electricity. Not by accident, the creators developed Pikachu to have a tail shaped like a lightening bolt, to further his identity. Pikachu

dig into those books,

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ECassChoosesPikachu: TheContainerStore is having a sale!!! I’m having difficulty *containing* my excitement… get it? #SeeWhatIDidThere?

We woke up this morning to a full apartment.    Ash and I fell asleep pretty early last night after seeing and saying hello to Tyler and George. Both of them looked a lot like Jill, tired and worried. We all agreed to discuss things in the morning after we have some rest. But when Ash and I went to the living room, they were all right where we left them but now they had guests. Jill ran over to us with a sleepy smile.    "GOOD MORNING, GUYS!"    She laughed and pulled us over to the couches in the middle of the room. They were all sitting in a circle with similar mobile devices. They were all GO trainers.    "Ok everyone, this is Ash and Pikachu. I messaged them to come here and help us deal with everything. I still have to fully explain the situation but if anyone

THEBryanLeech: Just spent five hours organizing my non-perishables in alphabetical order by country of origin #killinit ECassChoosesPikachu to THEBryanLeech: Oooh! Tell me more. WillthebrickhouseMoore to THEBryanLeech ECassChoosesPikachu: When you guys want some alone time with the kitchen cabinets give me a heads up and I’ll make myself scarce…

ECassChoosesPikachu: If you don’t hear from me in an hour, a blue blood has poisoned my tea with narcissism or strangled me with grandmother’s pearls. LucyFitz to ECassChoosesPikachu: Your cousin says “She better put a ring on it.” Any idea what he’s talking about…?

Pikachu: Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Ash: Pikatchu! You don’t have to say that! Locate a bush fast!! (Pikachu looks at a nearby bush) Pikachu: Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!! Ash: Don’t worry, I will not peek! Hurry up and finish!

Acquiring your starter Pokémon   As with every Pokémon game, you first need to acquire your starter Pokémon. Since Pokémon Go currently only features first generation Pokémon, meaning only the very first 150 Pokémon ever made are in the game, you may choose either Squirtle: a water type Pokémon, Bulbasaur: a grass type Pokémon, Charmander: a fire type Pokémon or Pikachu: an electric type Pokémon. Simply tap on one of the Pokémon to attempt to catch it.   However, you may notice Pikachu is not currently on your screen. If you want to start out with Pikachu as your first Pokémon, you will need a different approach. In order to encounter Pikachu, you must first walk away from the three available Pokémon three to five times without catching any. If you successfully decline to choose either of these Pokémon, you will eventually encounter Pikachu. When Pikachu shows up, simply tap the Pokémon to attempt to catch it.   Now this does not mean that Pikachu is a rare Pokémon and neither are Squirtle, Bulbasaur and Charmander. Unlike some other Pokémon games, you can catch each and every one of these Pokémon in the wild. Therefore, there is no huge advantage in choosing a certain Pokémon. Choose whichever Pokémon you like best!   When you tapped either Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Charmander or Pikachu, your camera will show you your surroundings with the Pokémon you chose in it for you to catch. On the bottom of the screen you will find a Poké Ball and the amount of available Poké Balls next to it. To use a Poké Ball, you will need to swipe the Poké Ball in the right direction to hit the Pokémon.

By far the most well known–and star of the Macy’s parade–is the original Pikachu. Created to resemble a cute mouse, Pikachu has been at the center of the Pokemon story since it first began. As the first Pokemon character introduced, and the story’s hero’s–Ash-  personal pet, Pikachu is recognized world wide as an iconic symbol of the franchise. The popularity of Pikachu has more to do with his cute persona and likeable

Differing entirely from the adorable Pikachu is Charizard, a flame and flying dragon type Pokemon. Evolving from the Charmeleon at level 36, Charizard bears no resemblance to its first form–Charmander- both in looks and personality. Once evolved, Charizard takes on a yellowish-orange color, similar to Charmander. He also grows a large pair of wings and an extra horn on the back of his head. It is those new wings he has grown that give him the new gift of flight. Despite

Ash caught another Pokemon.  We got into our first battle last tuesday and every since that we have been pretty on edge. Every other trainer that we have run into has been nice. Most of them are around Ash's age and I have met a few new Pokemon. One of our favorites was this girl and her Togepi. I think her name is name was Misty? Ash seemed to like her a lot. I hope we run into her again. 

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I confini tra materiale e immateriale sono un retaggio del XX secolo. La realtà, ormai, è mista. Perché la gente paga migliaia se non milioni di euro per comprare un jpg di una scimmietta? Perché la distinzione tra reale e irreale è un consenso comune. Ricordi quel quadro di Magritte? Questa non è una pipa. Puoi provare il contrario? No! E da prima di Aristotele che ci facciamo domande su cosa sia la realtà. Io sono un costruttivista in questo senso. La realtà è un costrutto sociale, non è oggettiva. E se socialmente raggiungiamo il consenso che il Pikachu che vedo dentro Pokémon GO è reale, allora lo è.

Your fashion plan was nothing compared to my brilliant plan,” James said. “I came up with the idea to hire someone to capture Pikachu for us. “Meowth read a magazine article about a kid who was great at capturing Pokémon,” James continued. “A kid called Snap. “But like always, Meowth made a mistake. Snap was good at capturing Pokémon — on film. He was a photographer, not a Pokémon trainer.

although its key was apparently lost, it only required one Thunderbolt to unlock.

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he wanted to feel miserable, he just needed to remind himself of Marill. Wartortle’s desk, although flipped on its side, was still somewhat salvageable and recognizable.  Aside from that, the ground was littered with paper, broken shards of glass and dust… a whole lot of dust. This Voltorb created such a bigger impact than Pikachu had ever seen in tournaments; the extent of its damage was beyond impressive.  Had Team Nova somehow manipulated or rather found a way to accentuate Voltorb’s attacks?  Could they do the same with other Pokémon?  ... This was getting the Great Detective Pikachu nowhere… The drawers in Wartortle's desk were either empty by choice or simply because its content was spilled all over

of Wartortle’s office.  The walls still somewhat stood.  The windows were blown off, they were punctured with way more holes than one could count and the ground was littered with fragments of cement. Pikachu recalled that time that seemed so distant now when he finally started putting the dots together. …when he realized that Phione’s parentage was the center point of this missing person case. Sure, Phione’s mother was a Cubone and a mighty nice one too, but it was the missing dad that ended up making this case spiral out of control.  After getting as much information as possible from Cubone and tracking some records, Pikachu uncovered that Phione’s birth father had gone missing many years ago and some suggested foul play.  They say that he might have been involved with the wrong teams and they found a rather permanent way to make him disappear.

Guy walks into a bar and asks the girl for a drink take 5 Dave Brubeck style...Ready And Willing To Catch A Real Boy Pinocchio pokeball Pikachu?

Ninetails!

POKE- WARNING: Do not ever take a bottle of ketchup away from Pikachu. He will get angry. Read on to find out what to do with an angry Pikachu.

To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nations! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above!” ​“Jessie!” ​“James!” ​“Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!” ​“Surrender now, or prepare to fight!” ​“Meowth…that’s right!

What would you call a chocolate Pikachu? A ShockolatPikachu!!

While that’s good to know,” I said as I approached him and laid my hand on his flank, “I do want your opinion. After all, we’re a team. Like Ash and Pikachu.” “I do not know who they are,” Ffamran said as he considered my words. “They’re very powerful warriors from my world who traveled all over the world, defeating monsters until they were the very best that ever lived,” I replied with a smirk. “And they were very best friends.” “Ah,” Ffamran said with a nod. “Well, then you should know that this isn’t exactly a fair thing to ask of me, Martin.” He nodded to King Atlus. “After all, I very much wish to defeat Hennar and see his bones ground into dust, so I would have no problem allying myself with King Atlus.” My dragon turned his gaze back to me. “This is why you should decide what we should do as my judgment is clouded by revenge.

Do you like to swim?

I promised my daughter I would introduce her to Detective Pikachu if she let me pee in privacy.

forever and I knew Ash didn't move that fast.  "Pi-Pika?" I moved a little closer toward where the sounds and colors came from. A few streaks of lightning snaked from my toes.  "Squirt!" The colorful streak was suddenly there again and then knocked me over.  "Hey dude! I haven't seen you in so long! The whole crew has been asking for you, even Salamander and you know he's a hothead most of the time." Turtle crawled off of me, popping back onto his feet and smiling. He was always the nicest out of my friends. He wasn't as sunny as Bulba but he was cool, sometimes a little too wet for my liking though. I jumped to return his hug, seemed to shock him a bit.  "I've missed you, Squirt! I have so much to tell you. Where are the rest of the guys? Have you been caught? What are you doing this far away from home?

Ash is alright, I guess.  Like, we've been together for a while now, ever since he trapped me in this weird ball prison, I have been forgiving. The day he caught me, I was minding my own business, hanging out with Bulba, Salamander and the others. When all of a sudden I was inside of some round cage. I tried to get out with a few shock zaps here and there but the thing wouldn't budge. So, I waited. And waited. And waited. I just miss my friends.  But something cool happened today. I saw Squirt the wimpy Turtle.  I haven't seen him in forever, at least it had felt like that. Ash had let me out to stretch my legs and grab a couple of berries for a snack and naturally, I wondered off a bit. Sudden rustling behind me was immediately followed by a streak of sky blue and green.  "Pika?" I was super nervous.

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The Pokémon was quite cute. But as a Pikachu, I could sense some sort of force coming from Mew. It was like nothing I had never felt before. Not even from the Graveler I had fought just the day before. “Pika!” I called out to Slowpoke, “Be careful. There is more to Mew than you can see!” Slowpoke just sat there with a blank look on his face. I doubt he even understood me. I sighed loudly. Lily called out, “Slowpoke! Use your Tail Whip attack!” Slowpoke slowly crawled towards Mew and whipped his tail around, smacking Mew directly in the chest. “Good job Slowpoke! Now use your Confusion attack!

Yes, I am a little bit full of myself, but I am a Pikachu, and Pikachu’s are strong!

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battles to come would push Lily and I to our absolute limit. Our bond would have to be perfect in order

SPECIAL SURPRISE

I called to Ash, still doing small laps and not paying attention. I jumped to my feet, still backing up and pointing in the cluster of peeping eyes under the pier, now bobbing and stirring toward me. Ash finally looked over, silencing his splashes enough to hear the chattering and clipping of claws beside me. He barreled out

he had died down when Vulpix fell asleep thawing that girl from her glacier. Even he wasn’t that stupid to fight in a cave in a blizzard of all places. And no matter who wins in that fight, they both lose either way. Slowly he returned to his comfortable position by the fireplace trying to show a sign of truce.