Penguins Quotes

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Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
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Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1))
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You look lousy,' he said. Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.' 'No I mean it. You don't look good.' 'This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-' 'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped.
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Cassandra Clare (City of Fallen Angels (The Mortal Instruments, #4))
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Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Guilty Pleasures (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #1))
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Land of the Dead? Is that what you dream about?” she asks. β€œBoy who kills ghosts for a living?” β€œNo. I dream about penguins doing bridge construction. Don’t ask why.
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Kendare Blake (Anna Dressed in Blood (Anna, #1))
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Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.
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Rick Riordan (The Throne of Fire (The Kane Chronicles, #2))
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Inside the snow globe on my father's desk, there was a penguin wearing a red-and-white-striped scarf. When I was little my father would pull me into his lap and reach for the snow globe. He would turn it over, letting all the snow collect on the top, then quickly invert it. The two of us watched the snow fall gently around the penguin. The penguin was alone in there, I thought, and I worried for him. When I told my father this, he said, "Don't worry, Susie; he has a nice life. He's trapped in a perfect world.
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Alice Sebold (The Lovely Bones)
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If I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar.
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Ed Sheeran
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In fact, I've essentially given up on the idea of flight altogether and accepted that I'm going to be an angel-blood who stays earthbound, a flightless bird, like an ostrich. Maybe, or in this weather, a penguin.
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Cynthia Hand (Unearthly (Unearthly, #1))
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My name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy.
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Tim Burton (The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories)
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All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Circus of the Damned (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #3))
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All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism.
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Russell Brand (My Booky Wook)
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Penguins,Lovely
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Stephenie Meyer
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The penguins love Emma. They waddle around, dive in and out of their pool, call out to her. She laughs. "They sound like donkeys!" "Maybe you can talk to donkeys, too," Dr. Milligan smiles. Emma nods. "I can. Sometimes Galen can be a jackass.
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Anna Banks (Of Poseidon (The Syrena Legacy, #1))
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Meet me inside the Edge of the Icepack penguin enclosure in at four fifteen" she says, sounding just like Kim Possible. If Kim Possible ever asked people to meet her inside a penguin enclosures.
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Meg Cabot (Forever Princess (The Princess Diaries, #10))
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the answer to every problem involved penguins
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Rick Riordan (The Throne of Fire (The Kane Chronicles, #2))
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Egypt is the First Nome. New York is the twenty-first. What’s the last one, the Three-hundred-and-sixtieth?” β€œThat would be Antarctica,” Zia said. β€œA punishment assignment. Nothing there but a couple of cold magicians and some magic penguins.” β€œMagic penguins?” β€œDon’t ask.
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Rick Riordan (The Red Pyramid (The Kane Chronicles, #1))
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Antarctica. You know, that giant continent at the bottom of the earth that’s ruled by penguins and seals.
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C.B. Cook (Twinepathy (IDIA #1))
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin" -Bobby Pendragon
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D.J. MacHale (The Soldiers of Halla (Pendragon, #10))
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You will have memories Because of what we did back then When we were new at this, Yes, we did many things, then - all Beautiful...
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Sappho (Come Close)
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They (penguins) then fall madly in love and live happily ever after. - And so you ask yourself: "If a penguin can have a worthwhile, stimulating relationship, why the hell can't I?" - Or maybe you ask yourself: "Would I be happier if I started dating a penguin
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Bradley Trevor Greive (Looking For Mr. Right)
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Jordan followed, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing strange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your underwear.
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Cassandra Clare (City of Lost Souls (The Mortal Instruments, #5))
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They say penguins mate for life.” He reached up again and jerked hard at his tie. β€œAnd I want to be your penguin.
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Belle Aurora (Lev (Shot Callers, #1))
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Insofar as she recognized at all that she was dreaming, she realized that she must be exploring her subconscious mind. She had heard it said that humans are supposed only to use about a tenth of their brains, and that no one was really clear what the other nine tenths were for, but she had certainly never heard it suggested that they were used for storing penguins.
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Douglas Adams (The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (Dirk Gently, #2))
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It won't be the same for me," I whispered, half to myself. "You won't let me be like that. We'll live in Antarctica." Edward snorted, breaking the tension. "Penguins. Lovely.
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Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse (The Twilight Saga, #3))
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Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance form their fathers' stomachs. Are you willing to eat a bunch of raw fish and krill, and then barf it back up into a baby penguin's cute, cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?" Sometimes my crushing logic astounds even me.
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James Patterson (The Final Warning (Maximum Ride, #4))
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Then the boy realised,the penguin wasn't lost,he was just lonely.
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Oliver Jeffers
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I swear, Daimons or not, if you don’t behave, Z, I’m going to send you to Antarctica and leave you there to rot. (Acheron) Ooo. I’m terrified. Those killer penguins and hairy seals are really scary. (Zarek)
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Sherrilyn Kenyon (Night Embrace (Dark-Hunter, #2))
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...just a little touches her and there. He puts his hands on your arms or back, he stands close to you, getting you used to him... it's a mating ritual. Like March of the Penguins.
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Lisa Kleypas (Blue-Eyed Devil (Travises, #2))
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I declare That later on, Even in an age unlike our own, Someone will remember who we are.
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Sappho (Come Close)
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I want to be your personal penguin. Please?
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Sandra Boynton (Your Personal Penguin (Boynton on Board))
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Oh God, Mae," said Jamie in a hollow voice, descending the stairs. "I will never drink again. I'm only seeing in black and white. My arms feel all floppy, like flightless wings. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and I looked like a very sad penguin.
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Sarah Rees Brennan (The Demon's Covenant)
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It wasn't exactly dangerous to be out during the day... but the Council, every one of them, up to and including August, would have kittens and penguins and little baby narwhals, too, probably, if they knew what I was up to.
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Lili St. Crow (Defiance (Strange Angels, #4))
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There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins.
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Terry Pratchett (Monstrous Regiment (Discworld, #31; Industrial Revolution, #3))
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It was only when they'd rounded the corner toward the Penguin that we finally sat up, Laughing semi-hysterically. "Oh my God, did you see her face?" Becca asked between guffaws. "'There's something in my hair!'" "That was fantastic, Crazytop," Jason said, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. "Best master plan yet.
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Meg Cabot (How to Be Popular)
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Where to start? Everything cracks and shakes, The air trembles with similes, No one world's better than another; the earth moans with metaphors.
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Osip Mandelstam (Selected Poems (Classic, 20th-Century, Penguin))
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You’re cute when you do that,” he called to me. β€œWhen I do what?” β€œTurn in a circle like that. It’s kind of penguin-y.” β€œGreat,” I called back. β€œJust what every girl dreams of being told by their inhumanly attractive, immortal vampire protector: they look kind of β€˜penguin-y.
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Temple West (Velvet (Velvet, #1))
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I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a large chest freezer.
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Jasper Fforde (Something Rotten (Thursday Next, #4))
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Zed : Penguins, such fascinating creatures, but I didn’t know you were studying them. What class is that you’re taking? Sky: The β€˜we-stupid-looking-creature-should-stick-together’ class.
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Joss Stirling (Finding Sky (Benedicts, #1))
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Crossing the starting line may be an act of courage, but crossing the finish line is an act of faith. Faith is what kepes us going when nothing else will. Faith is the emotion that will give you victory over your past, the demons in your soul, & all of those voices that tell you what you can & cannot do & can & cannot be.
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John Bingham
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She smiled with the warmth of a penguin.
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Kim Harrison (The Outlaw Demon Wails (The Hollows, #6))
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Our wings serve as flippers that carry us across the ocean; not in the sky! Why, us penguins have so much fun time in the water, we don't even want to fly!
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Jasmine Jean (Whimsy Girl)
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I've talked to Bruce about it. He'll have kittens, and Hiro will have penguins, and August will completely throw a fit, but I've made up my mind. It's up to you
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Lili St. Crow (Reckoning (Strange Angels, #5))
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The BALLPOINT PENGUINS, black and white, Do little else but write and write. Although they've nothing much to say, They write and write it anyway....
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Jack Prelutsky (Behold the Bold Umbrellaphant and Other Poems)
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Take it all in all, I do not believe anybody on Earth has it worse than an Emperor penguin.
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Apsley Cherry-Garrard (The Worst Journey in the World)
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Still enmeshed from the knees down, Vayl flopped off the cabinet before we realized he needed a hand down, falling fast and hard like a penguin who hasn't bought the whole flightless scenario.
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Jennifer Rardin (Once Bitten, Twice Shy (Jaz Parks, #1))
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Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.
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Benson Bruno (A Story that Talks About Talking is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures can Attest to the Fact that No . . .)
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If you march your Winter Journeys you will have your reward, so long as all you want is a penguin's egg.
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Apsley Cherry-Garrard (The Worst Journey in the World)
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Teagan: How long has it been since you read a book that didn’t havevampires in it? Abby: They write books with no vampires? Wait...the penguins made us read that Shakesrear guy, right? Teagan: Shakespeare.
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Kersten Hamilton (Tyger Tyger (Goblin Wars, #1))
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She said seals sexually assault penguins and deserved to be clubbed. That woman is nuttier than a Snickers bar.
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L.H. Cosway (The Hooker and the Hermit (Rugby, #1))
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The most difficult thing for a wise woman to do is to pretend to be a foolish one.
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W. Somerset Maugham (Mrs Craddock (Classic, 20th-Century, Penguin))
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Have you ever heard of penguin love stones?” β€œWhat?” β€œA penguin love stone. When a male likes a female, he finds a perfect stone and he brings it to her. If she likes it, she puts it in her nest and that’s it. They’re paired for life.” Brian watched Liz taking an order at another table but talked to us. β€œAnd your point?” β€œMy point is, the penguin’s not picking her mate because he’s the one who has the best rock. It might look that way, but she’s not. She’s taking the rock because the male she wants the most is offering it. Sometimes what you have to give is enough. Even if it’s a rock instead of a diamond.
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Abby Jimenez (Part of Your World)
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What can you do if you are thirty and, turning the corner of your own street, you are overcome, suddenly, by a feeling of bliss - absolute bliss - as though you'd suddenly swallowed a bright piece of that late afternoon sun and it burned in your bosom, sending out a little shower of sparks into every particle into every finger and toe?...
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Katherine Mansfield (Something Childish But Very Natural (Penguin Great Loves, #13))
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No problem, I'll get a penguin to show us
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P.C. Cast (Tempted (House of Night, #6))
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Free food!" mumbled Hamilton, his mouth full. "No wonder you're rich. You don't have to pay for anything." "Since when is it free?" Jonah demanded. "If I don't leave a big tip, it'll be all over Europe that the Wiz is a cheapskate! They'll seat me behind the sound-man from the penguin movie at the Oscars!
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Gordon Korman (The Medusa Plot (39 Clues: Cahills vs. Vespers, #1))
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She was not too young to be wise, but she was too young to know that wisdom shouldn't be spoken aloud when you are happy.
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Graham Greene (Loser Takes All (Classic, 20th-Century, Penguin))
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No, thanks. I already own a penguin.
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Woody Allen (The Complete Prose of Woody Allen)
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Making lots of money--it's not that hard, you know. It's overestimated. Making lots of money is a breeze. You watch. ch. 1, p. 23 in Penguin paperback
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Martin Amis (Money)
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like a soulmate he's your penguin
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Christina Perri
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Long Distance training can be a positive & constructive form of selfishness. After all, once you're at the starting line, you're there by yourself. No one can run a single step for you. No one can jump in & help you. No one but you can make the decisions about what to do to keep going. It's all up to you.
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John Bingham
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In other words, I was a moderately happy penguin who was occasionally attacked by sadness.
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Takuji Ichikawa
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It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry
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Joe Moore
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You're his lobster. Or swan, Or penguin. The Spock to his Kirk
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Elizabeth Rudnick (Tweet Heart)
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Fine,” Grandpa said. β€œYou fetch your evil Librarian mother from the jail. I’ll go warm up the giant penguin!
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Brandon Sanderson (The Dark Talent)
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A philosophy professor at my college, whose baby became enamored of the portrait of David Hume on a Penguin paperback, had the cover laminated in plastic so her daughter could cut her teeth on the great thinker.
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Anne Fadiman (Ex Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader)
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... Once a penguin finds its perfect other penguin, they stay together pretty much forever.
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Anna Staniszewski (The Prank List (The Dirt Diary, #2))
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There was nothing to do but wait. It is always like this for naturalists, and for poets--the long hours of travel and preparation, and then the longer hours of waiting. All for that one electric, pulse-revving vision when the universe suddenly declares itself.
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Diane Ackerman (The Moon by Whale Light and Other Adventures Among Bats, Penguins, Crocodilians and Whales)
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Come on, Ella. Sleep green.' Ignoring him, I got into bed wearing a T-shirt and boxer shorts printed with penguins. I reached over to the nightstand and flipped off the lamp. A moment of silence, and then I heard a lecherous murmur. 'I like your penguins.
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Lisa Kleypas (Smooth Talking Stranger (Travises, #3))
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When I am high I couldn’t worry about money if I tried. So I don’t. The money will come from somewhere; I am entitled; God will provide. Credit cards are disastrous, personal checks worse. Unfortunately, for manics anyway, mania is a natural extension of the economy. What with credit cards and bank accounts there is little beyond reach. So I bought twelve snakebite kits, with a sense of urgency and importance. I bought precious stones, elegant and unnecessary furniture, three watches within an hour of one another (in the Rolex rather than Timex class: champagne tastes bubble to the surface, are the surface, in mania), and totally inappropriate sirenlike clothes. During one spree in London I spent several hundred pounds on books having titles or covers that somehow caught my fancy: books on the natural history of the mole, twenty sundry Penguin books because I thought it could be nice if the penguins could form a colony. Once I think I shoplifted a blouse because I could not wait a minute longer for the woman-with-molasses feet in front of me in line. Or maybe I just thought about shoplifting, I don’t remember, I was totally confused. I imagine I must have spent far more than thirty thousand dollars during my two major manic episodes, and God only knows how much more during my frequent milder manias. But then back on lithium and rotating on the planet at the same pace as everyone else, you find your credit is decimated, your mortification complete: mania is not a luxury one can easily afford. It is devastating to have the illness and aggravating to have to pay for medications, blood tests, and psychotherapy. They, at least, are partially deductible. But money spent while manic doesn’t fit into the Internal Revenue Service concept of medical expense or business loss. So after mania, when most depressed, you’re given excellent reason to be even more so.
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Kay Redfield Jamison (An Unquiet Mind: A Memoir of Moods and Madness)
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Your penguin. You know, penguins. They mate for life. Penguins are one of the only animals on the planet that do that, like humans. It’s sweet. You’ve got yourself a little penguin, Uncle Mitch.
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Elisabeth Naughton (Wait for Me (Against All Odds #2))
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Some days I think this one place isn’t enough. That’s when nothing is enough, when I want to live multiple lives and be allowed to love without limits. Those days, like today, I walk with a purpose but no destinations. Only then do I see, at least momentarily, that everything is here. β€” Gretel Ehrlich, Islands, the Universe, Home (Penguin, 1992)
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Gretel Ehrlich (Islands, the Universe, Home)
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No penguins for you, since you didn't ask politely.
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SCP Foundation (SCP Series One Field Manual (SCP Field Manuals Book 1))
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I saw the whole thing! A dog and a penguin helped him escape!
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Edgar Cantero (Meddling Kids)
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Stargirl began to improvise. She flung her arms to a make-believe crowd like a celebrity on parade. She waggled her fingers at the stars. She churned her fists like an egg-beater. Every action echoed down the line behind her. The three hops of the bunny became three struts of a vaudeville vamp. Then a penguin waddle. Then tippy-toed priss. Every new move brought new laughter from the line.
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Jerry Spinelli (Stargirl (Stargirl, #1))
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My dad was always snoozing on the couch, like Dagwood Bumstead. He was a lazy motherfucker. God bless him. He was always working on some kind of get-rich-quick scheme. This is what my dad was like: I'd say, Hey, Dad, we studied penguins today in school. He'd say, Yeah? I'm a penguin fucker from way back. Dad, I saw a giraffe at the zoo today. Yeah? I'm a giraffe fucker from way back. That's my dad. My dad was a giraffe fucker.
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James Ellroy
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Dane was shaking his head firmly. "Don't bring it here, Ella. No babies." I gave him a dark look. "What if it were a baby polar bear or a baby Galapagos penguin? I bet you'd want it then." "I'd make an exception for endangered species," he allowed. "This baby is endangered. It's with my mother.
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Lisa Kleypas (Smooth Talking Stranger (Travises, #3))
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I locked the door, for what good it would do me, and went to bed. The Browning Hi-Power was in its second home, a modified holster strapped to the headboard of my bed. The crucifix was cool metal around my neck. I was as safe as I was going to be and almost too tired to care. I took one more thing to bed with me, a stuffed toy penguin named Sigmund. I don't sleep with him often, just every once in a while after someone tries to kill me. Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Guilty Pleasures (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #1))
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There are three types of people in this world, Very. (He called me Very.) There are those who make the world worse, those who make no difference and those who make the world better. Be one who makes the world better, if you can.
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Hazel Prior (How the Penguins Saved Veronica (Veronica McCreedy, #1))
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Tears come when you’ve been too strong for much too long.
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Hazel Prior (How the Penguins Saved Veronica (Veronica McCreedy #1))
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For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.
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Jasper Fforde (Something Rotten (Thursday Next, #4))
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In other words, you can buy happiness off the rackβ€”but sadness is tailor-made just for you.
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Shaheen Bhatt (I've never been (Un)happier: (Penguin Petit - Short Read): (Penguin Petit))
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All of a sudden I found I was hoping against hope that the penguin would survive, because, as of that instant, he had a name and his name was Juan Salvador Pinguino and with his name came a surge of hope and the beginning of a bond that would last a lifetime. That was the moment at which he became my penguin, and whatever the future held, we'd face it together.
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Tom Michell (The Penguin Lessons)
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Pale, nervous girls with black-rimmed glasses and blunt-cut hair lolled around on sofas, riffling Penguin Classics provocatively… But it wasn’t just intellectual experiences. They were peddling emotional ones, too. For fifty bucks, I learned, you could β€˜relate without getting close.’ For a hundred, a girl would lend you her Bartok records, have dinner, and then let you watch while she had an anxiety attack.
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Woody Allen
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Still, Lindsay stops getting dressed, even though he's only half-done, because he gets this urge to ambush the kid with a hug. Just that, nothing else. He wraps his arms around Valentine's skinny body and pulls him close and rests his cheek on the still-damp hair and inhales the cherry-almond scent of his shampoo, and Valentine says, "Oh!" in a really odd way, like he's just read a particularly interesting fact on the back of a Penguin biscuit wrapper. Lindsay's got his eyes shut but he can feel the kid's hands creeping up his bare arms, over his shoulders. One stays there and the other comes to rest on the back of his neck, fingers playing idly with the ends of his hair, and several minutes pass without sound or movement, just the gentle thud of heartbeats. "What's that for?" Valentine asks, when Lindsay finally lets him go. "Don't know. Nothing. Just seemed the kind of thing you'd like. BAM, surprise ninja cuddles.
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Richard Rider (Stockholm Syndrome (Stockholm Syndrome, #1))
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The past believed in dates. And everyone’s life consisted of dates, giving life a rhythm and sense of gradation, as if from the eminence of a date one could look back and down, and see the past itself. A clear, comprehensible past, divided up into squares of events, lines of paths taken.
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Andrey Kurkov (Death and the Penguin)
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I am beginning to think it is a good idea to tell people how you feel occasionally. At least, it is if you choose the people with care.
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Hazel Prior (Away with the Penguins)
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The house is two stories high and has seven rooms. It would have cost perhaps fifteen thousand in the early twenties when it was built.
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Arthur Miller (The Penguin Arthur Miller: Collected Plays)
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Only about 3 percent of animal species are monogamous. A couple of penguins, some otters and a few other oddball critters. To these select few it comes natural to mate for life and never look at another member of the opposite sex. Humans are not part of that little club. Like the other 97% of species, humans are not monogamous by nature. We just pretend that we are.
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Oliver Markus (Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends)
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Life was a road, and if departed from at a tangent, the longer for it. And a long road was a long life - a case where to travel was better than to arrive, the point of arrival being, after all, always the same: death.
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Andrey Kurkov (Death and the Penguin)
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The only debatable issue, it seems to me, is whether it is more ridiculous to turn to experts in social theory for general well-confirmed propositions, or to the specialists in the great religions and philosophical systems for insights into fundamental human values.
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Noam Chomsky (Penguin India Essential Chomsky)
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Jason Todd: Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me. But why? Why on God's Earth is HE still alive? Ignoring what he's done in the past. Blindly, stupidly, disregarding the entire graveyards he's filled, the thousands who have suffered, the friends he's crippled. You know, I thought... I thought I'd be the last person you'd ever let him hurt. If it had been you he beat to a bloody pulp, if he had taken you from this world, I would've done nothing but search the planet for this pathetic pile of evil death-worshiping garbage and sent him off to Hell. Bruce: You don't understand. I don't think you've ever understood. Jason: What? What, your moral code just won't allow for that? It's too hard to cross that line? Bruce: No! God almighty, no. It'd be too damned easy. All I've ever wanted to do is kill him. But if I do that... if I allow myself to go down into that place... I'll never come back. Jason: Why? I'm not talking about killing Penguin, or Scarecrow, or Dent. I'm talking about him. Just him. And doing it because... because he took me away from you.
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Judd Winick
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Alligators have beautiful undulating skin, which feels dense, spongy, solid, like the best eraser.
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Diane Ackerman (The Moon by Whale Light and Other Adventures Among Bats, Penguins, Crocodilians and Whales)
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You want to know the coolest part?" Mom chimed in. "There isn't assigned seating at the dinning room, and they have tables for four. That means the three of us can sit down and if we pile the extra chair with our gloves and hats, nobody can sit with us!" Dad and I looked a each other, like, Is she joking? "And penguins," Mom quickly added. "I'm wildly excited about all those penguins.
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Maria Semple (Where'd You Go, Bernadette)
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Don’t get me wrong. I do like people, I like them very much. I just can’t cope with them in huge quantities. I’m so aware of all those emotions, all those plans and dreams and longings. All those agendas. It’s like this massive overload to my system.
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Hazel Prior (Away with the Penguins)
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I tutted. β€œThat’s cold, Nate.” β€œHey—” He pointed his finger at me. β€œI’m not a complete shit. I realized later that night that it was a stupid bloody idea and I felt awful.” β€œFelt awful?” Nathan harrumphed. β€œYou cried your eyes out.” I pinched my lips together to keep from laughing. Nate scowled. β€œManly tears. Manly tears of regret.” Young, Samantha (2014-01-07). Before Jamaica Lane (On Dublin Street Book 3) (Kindle Locations 2913-2916). Penguin Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.
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Samantha Young (Before Jamaica Lane (On Dublin Street, #3))
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I came home to find three rocks on my desk and a card with a penguin on the front. Seeing it was from Greg, I did a little happy dance as I bounced into my room, reading his inscription. Dearest Fiona, I’m missing you dreadfully. It’s been an age, I don’t think you’ll recognize me when next we meet. I’ve put on ten stone and lost all my hair. And an eye. I hope you fancy a fat bald man with an eye patch. Come out with me on Friday. Finals will finally be over and it’ll be time to celebrate. I’ll pick you up at four. We’ll do a first date do-over, eat at Manganiello’s again, plus a new, improved surprise. Also, FYI: Gentoo penguins mate for life. Whereas AdΓ©lie penguins prostitute themselves for rocks. I’d like to be your Gentoo penguin. -Greg P.S. Unless you’re open to a rock arrangement. If so, please find my first down payment enclosed.
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Penny Reid (Ninja at First Sight (Knitting in the City, #4.75))
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She might be the Archive, but she's still a kid, Kincaid." He frowned and looked at me. "So?" "So? Kids like cute." He blinked at me. "Cute?" "Come on." I led him downstairs. On the lower level of the Oceanarium there's an inner ring of exhibits, too, containing both penguins and--wait for it--sea otters. I mean, come on, sea otters. They open abalone with rocks while floating on their backs. How much cuter does it get than small, fuzzy, floating, playful tool users with big, soft brown eyes?
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Jim Butcher (Small Favor (The Dresden Files, #10))
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Modern war is distinguished by the fact that all the participants are ostensibly unwilling. We are swept towards one another like colonies of heavily armed penguins on an ice floe. Every speech on the subject given by any involved party begins by deploring even the idea of war. A war here would not be legal or useful. It is not necessary or appropriate. It must be avoided. Immediately following this proud declamation comes a series of circumlocutions, circumventions and rhetoricocircumambulations which make it clear that we will go to war, but not really, because we don’t want to and aren’t allowed to, so what we’re doing is in fact some kind of hyper-violent peace in which people will die. We are going to un-war.
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Nick Harkaway (The Gone-Away World)
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At age 43, when I decided to run again, I realized that the images used to describe runners didn't fit me. I wasn't a rabbit. I wasn't a gazelle or a cheetah or any of the other animals that run fast and free. But I wasn't a turtle or a snail either. I wasn't content anymore to move slowly through my life and hide in my shell when I was scared. I was a round little man with a heavy heart but a hopeful spirit. I didn't really run, or even jog. I waddled. I was a Penguin. This was the image that fit. Emperor-proud, I stand tallto face the elements of my life. Yes, I am round. Yes, I am slow. Yes, I run as thought my legs are tied together at the knees. But I am running. And that is all that matters.
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John Bingham (The Courage To Start: A Guide To Running for Your Life)
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Geeks are not the world’s rowdiest people. We’re quiet and introspective, and usually more comfortable communing with our keyboards or a good book than each other. Our idea of how to paint the Emerald City red involves light liquor, heavy munchies, and marathon sessions of video games of the β€˜giant robots shooting each other and everything else in sight’ variety. We debate competing lines of software or gaming consoles with passion, and dissect every movie, television show, and novel in the science fiction, fantasy, and horror genres. With as many of us as there are in this town, people inevitably find ways to cater to us when we get in the mood to spend our hard-earned dollars. Downtown Seattle boasts grandiose geek magnets, like the Experience Music Project and the Experience Science Fiction museum, but it has much humbler and far more obscure attractions too, like the place we all went to for our ship party that evening: a hole-in-the-wall bar called the Electric Penguin on Capitol Hill.
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Angela Korra'ti (Faerie Blood (The Free Court of Seattle #1))
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A change in direction was required. The story you finished was perhaps never the one you began. Yes! He would take charge of his life anew, binding his breaking selves together. Those changes in himself that he sought, he himself would initiate and make them. No more of this miasmic, absent drift. How had he ever persuaded himself that his money-mad burg would rescue him all by itself, this Gotham in which Jokers and Penguins were running riot with no Batman (or even Robin) to frustrate their schemes, this Metropolis built of Kryptonite in which no Superman dared set foot, where wealth was mistaken for riches and the joy of possession for happiness, where people lived such polished lives that the great rough truths of raw existence had been rubbed and buffed away, and in which human souls had wandered so separately for so long that they barely remembered how to touch; this city whose fabled electricity powered the electric fences that were being erected between men and men, and men and women, too? Rome did not fall because her armies weakened but because Romans forgot what being Roman meant. Might this new Rome actually be more provincial than its provinces; might these new Romans have forgotten what and how to value, or had they never known? Were all empires so undeserving, or was this one particularly crass? Was nobody in all this bustling endeavor and material plenitude engaged, any longer, on the deep quarry-work of the mind and heart? O Dream-America, was civilization's quest to end in obesity and trivia, at Roy Rogers and Planet Hollywood, in USA Today and on E!; or in million-dollar-game-show greed or fly-on-the-wall voyeurism; or in the eternal confessional booth of Ricki and Oprah and Jerry, whose guests murdered each other after the show; or in a spurt of gross-out dumb-and-dumber comedies designed for young people who sat in darkness howling their ignorance at the silver screen; or even at the unattainable tables of Jean-Georges Vongerichten and Alain Ducasse? What of the search for the hidden keys that unlock the doors of exaltation? Who demolished the City on the Hill and put in its place a row of electric chairs, those dealers in death's democracy, where everyone, the innocent, the mentally deficient, the guilty, could come to die side by side? Who paved Paradise and put up a parking lot? Who settled for George W. Gush's boredom and Al Bore's gush? Who let Charlton Heston out of his cage and then asked why children were getting shot? What, America, of the Grail? O ye Yankee Galahads, ye Hoosier Lancelots, O Parsifals of the stockyards, what of the Table Round? He felt a flood bursting in him and did not hold back. Yes, it had seduced him, America; yes, its brilliance aroused him, and its vast potency too, and he was compromised by this seduction. What he opposed in it he must also attack in himself. It made him want what it promised and eternally withheld. Everyone was an American now, or at least Americanized: Indians, Uzbeks, Japanese, Lilliputians, all. America was the world's playing field, its rule book, umpire, and ball. Even anti-Americanism was Americanism in disguise, conceding, as it did, that America was the only game in town and the matter of America the only business at hand; and so, like everyone, Malik Solanka now walked its high corridors cap in hand, a supplicant at its feast; but that did not mean he could not look it in the eye. Arthur had fallen, Excalibur was lost and dark Mordred was king. Beside him on the throne of Camelot sat the queen, his sister, the witch Morgan le Fay.
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Salman Rushdie (Fury)