Papa Smurf Quotes

A monster. I despise my true form. (Acheron) I can’t imagine why. Other than killing me, you were actually cute in a very Papa Smurf kind of way. (Tory) Papa Smurf? I don’t look like Papa Smurf. (Acheron) No, baby, you don’t at all. You look like sex on a stick. Now is your ego all better? (Tory)

THEO: Who do you picture when you think of me? MORGAN: Papa Smurf. THEO: Do you have a camera in here somewhere? MORGAN: Yes, Theo. I watch you jerk off to smurf porn every night.

Jerry’s pudgy, built along the lines of Papa Smurf, with a tanning-machine tan like brownish orange paint and a ridiculous toupee—he cultivates this clownish image to distract from his nasty disposition.

Their asses were probably in their houses sleep. I had four Italian Cane Corsos that I adored. Normally, I brought them into the house once I was home for the night, but I wasn’t sure of Ruth’s temperament toward dogs. Specifically toward big-ass dogs. My three females, Smurfette, Sassette, and Sashette, each weighed between eighty and one hundred pounds. My only male, Papa Smurf, who we called Papa, was about one hundred and ten pounds. I was going to let them stay in their house tonight. Their house was better than most people’s first apartments.